My fish hate me
Every morning, my fish stare at me, blankly. I always wonder if they are hungry or don't like what I'm wearing.
What a fish in an aquarium is thinking
Ohhhhh geez. What's with the florescent light, buddy? I would kill for some eyelids right about now. [swims a bit] Christ on a crutch. Dere's dat damn Pufferfish again. Swimming…
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