Tag: fish

  • My fish hate me

    Every morning, my fish stare at me, blankly. I always wonder if they are hungry or don’t like what I’m wearing.

  • What a fish in an aquarium is thinking

    Ohhhhh geez. What’s with the florescent light, buddy? I would kill for some eyelids right about now. [swims a bit] Christ on a crutch. Dere’s dat damn Pufferfish again. Swimming by my filter tube! Don’t he know that’s my turf? I better shows him who’s boss around here. [swims up] Hey! Yo, Puffie! Yeah, you.…