My fish hate me
Every morning, my fish stare at me, blankly. I always wonder if they are hungry or don't like what I'm wearing.
What a fish in an aquarium is thinking
Ohhhhh geez. What's with the florescent light, buddy? I would kill for some eyelids right about now. [swims a bit] Christ on a crutch. Dere's dat damn Pufferfish again. Swimming by my filter tube! Don't he know that's my turf? I better shows him who's boss around here. [swims up] Hey! Yo, Puffie! Yeah, you. Get yer no good, bloated belly-havin' prickly-ass outta my turf! What? Oh is dat a fact? Listen pal. I been in dis tank since you was a fry. I remember the day dey dropped your bag in the tank. Dere goes the neighborhood I says.…
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