chef

"Hold the onions and slap some gravy on the fries willya?" Send back every piece of Nigiri and yell, "Don't you people know what medium-well means?" Ask for ketchup. "I've don't know what's in sushi, but it sure is good! Just glad there's no seafood in it cause I'm deathly allergic to fish." Tell the chef his sushi was, "Not as good as the refrigerated sushi at Costco." "Waaassssssaaaaaaaabbbbiiiiiiii!" "What is this shit? It looks like raw fish and rice." "My goldfish died today. Can we eat him?" "I'll take a breast and thigh meal." "Are the Godzilla rolls really…