Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging

Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging

COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills at the prospect of knowing with certainty that bugs will be fixed, lives will be spared, and hope restored to mankind. COMPANY: Mint UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes. REVIEW: The glove has been dropped, Adobe. Mint has seen your message, called your bluff, and raised it one period. Will it be fisticuffs? Guns at dawn? Swords drawn? History alone will toast the winner. COMPANY: The New Yorker UPDATE MESSAGE: * bug fixes and performance improvement. REVIEW:…