Recent Effluvia:

  • Stop it Bennie. I can’t breathe.

    Some days my pug’s gas is both lethal and plentiful. If I don’t finish this post, you’ll kn

  • I finally refreshed the look a bit. Yes, it’s the default Twenty Thirteen theme (with an original photo for the header), but the site needed a kick in the butt. I plan on updating the color scheme when I get time. Next month.

  • Fuck the duck

    Is it just me, or does anyone else wish that stupid Aflac duck died from his injuries? I hate those commercials!

  • It’s a Pee Cake

    Saw this at IKEA today

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  • Pet Translation

    I just realized that telling my dogs and cats, “I’m going out; be good” is translated in their minds as, “I’ll be gone long enough for you to hide the evidence of whatever you’re planning on destroying.”

  • What Kind of Music Do I Like?

    Over the years, I’ve realized that my musical taste boils down to one element that’s proven remarkably accurate: If the singer or musician’s name is “Kenny”, there is a 99% chance I won’t like it.

    Kennys

  • The Best Children’s Song Ever. By Me.

    I have absolutely no memory of any children’s song lyrics. I don’t think I ever knew (or cared) what they were when I was a child and now that I am a father, I am resorting to making up lyrics to sing to my girl. I hope I don’t screw her up too badly with my version of Hush, Little Baby:

    Hush little baby, don’t smack a nerd,
    Papa’s gonna buy you an odd-shaped bird.

    If that odd-shaped bird don’t sing,
    Papa’s gonna buy you a diamond ring (I remembered this part!)

    If that diamond ring don’t shine,
    Papa’s gonna buy you a porcupine.

    If that porcupine don’t swim,
    Papa’s gonna buy you a cat named Jim.

    If that cat named Jim don’t fly,
    Papa’s gonna buy you a marble pie.

    If that marble pie don’t speak,
    Papa’s gonna buy you a homeless freak… etc.

    Feel free to add new lyrics for this song so it never ends.

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