MOM: “What’s your favorite shellfish.”
DAUGHTER: “Salmon!”
FAMILY: “OMG, totally! Salmon is the BEST shellfish.”
DAD: “Not even a contest.”
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Salmon is the new crustacean
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Rejected Campbell’s Soup Flavors
- Cream of Twine
- Ghost Pepper Pot Soup
- Chicken Poodle Soup
- Italian Mafia Wedding
- Cream of Sand
- New England Cthulhu Chowder
- Plaster Bisque
- Fiesta-Style Fire Ant Soup
- Savory Duct Tape
- Cream of Asperger’s
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This cannot end well
This cannot end well -
Informed!
Why Caillou doesn’t have hair -
More than ever
You need dick now, more than ever -
Not that old chestnut
I couldn’t sit down all night after what that robot did to me! -
Very funny, Mr. Chip Supplier
I see what you did there
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