Recent Effluvia:
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OEROOOOOO
Meme – OREO, O&REO, O&O, OREOREO, RERERERE, OOOOO, OREOO, etc. -
Chuck Norris
Conversation between any group of males in 1978
“Chuck Norris could beat anyone.”
“No way could Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee.”
“Yeah, Bruce Lee ripped the heart from a live cow with one strike.”
“And he drank blood.”
“And no one to this day, knows how he died.”
“Norris got him.”
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New Scents for Yankee Candles
If Yankee Candles actually smelled like things from the Northern US, the candle scents would change up a bit.
- Brown Snowdrift
- Hoboken Hobo
- Leftover Pizza in the Fridge
- Warm IPA
- Overpriced, Overly-Sweet Cocktail that Looked Good in the Menu, But Wasn’t
- Women’s’ Room After a Concert
- Crushed Black Fly
- Lacrosse Coach
- Middle-Eastern Man’s Cologne
- Air from a Hipster’s Bike Tire
- Flint Beach Water
- Union Worker Angst
- Mosquito Blood
- Coney Island Hotdog, Extra Onions
- Sublime Subway
- Rust
- Vacation Bible School
- Detroit Bar Mat
- Panera Lemon
- Fear of the South
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Skunked
Last night I was almost sprayed by a skunk. It was tiny. Not much bigger than a baby squirrel, but the sight of its raised tail made me shriek and run away like a scared toddler.
What. Me embarrassed?
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Siri is the devil
Was just in a client phone conference when SIRI popped up from my AppleWatch with this:
SIRI: “Did you accidentally summon me?”
ME: “Summon you? What are you, a demon?”
SIRI: “Let’s talk about you, David. Not me.”Should I be afraid? I think I should be afraid.
Swiggety-Swag
I make things. People buy them.
Tarot of the Unexplained
USD $22.95
- The first tarot deck to include cryptids, the paranormal, portals, and Forteana.
- Silver, gilded-edge 30 gsm cards
- Includes a 96-page full-color book
Magical AI Grimoire
USD $22.95
- 288 page grimoire chronicling the magical community’s adoption of tech and AI
- Learn how to use AI for spells from multiple magical systems point of view
- Forward by Peter J. Carroll
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