Our troops are ready for anything

1. Tina Marie

   06 September, 2006, 12:52 am

   Future releases from the CGSA:

   The Christian Guide to Small Tits
   The Christian Guide to Bubble Butts

   and coming this February 2007:
   The Christian Guide to Sizing Up Your Undersized Dick

   :wang:

2. bhamm

   06 September, 2006, 7:38 am

   – If the American Government was REALLY in charge of catching King Kong…
   – “Be vewy vewy qwiet… I’m hunting Osama… huhuhuh…”
   – “Hey, Sarge! What’ll happen if I push that thare button?”
   – Hasbro decided to create new GI Joe action figures that were smaller than an average-sized mousetrap.

3. Spud

   06 September, 2006, 7:49 am

   “Yo, piece of cake bro…” *snap

4. Lung the Younger

   06 September, 2006, 8:41 am

   An active serviceman tests one the new recruitment devices that are to be installed outside malls and high schools across the country from January 2007.

5. junkman

   06 September, 2006, 9:25 am

   not a bad idea if you want to catch canadians wandering around the base. oh wait…that’s what friendly fire is for.

   i would like to see all christians armed with anime turds and wearing the armor of god pj’s putting off life today until the hereafter.

6. Mandy

   06 September, 2006, 9:27 am

   If my poop ever talks to me, well I’ll just have a serious problem with that. :wtf:

7. evelyn

   06 September, 2006, 10:14 am

   my son who has been there and getting ready to go back in less than 14 days and is only 21 said there was some big ass rats but he didn’t say they were that big?

8. Craig

   06 September, 2006, 10:42 am

   Why didn’t we think of this sooner??????

9. Nikki

   06 September, 2006, 1:06 pm

   It’s the Army.

10. Milothemeanie

    06 September, 2006, 3:49 pm

    Crafty little terrorist… 😆

11. Milothemeanie

    06 September, 2006, 3:52 pm

    crafty little terrorists…. why use bombs, when you can just use beer. Its a hell alot easier 😳

12. NuggetMaven

    06 September, 2006, 4:01 pm

    Everybody knows GLUE TRAPS are much more effective than spring loaded models!

13. mikeme

    06 September, 2006, 4:37 pm

    HEY! A George Bush trap!!!! 😛 😛

14. Meagan

    06 September, 2006, 8:38 pm

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    Hey! Those Canadians were just tourists, alright?!

    And just so you know, we have bigger traps up here.

15. Penguin Pete

    07 September, 2006, 12:14 am

    What to do when you run out of land mines…

16. Da Popster

    07 September, 2006, 8:25 am

    Hey, a Republican politician trap and just in time, the elections are just around the corner. Just bait it with money and some priveleges for the wealthy and voila! Too bad there weren’t a bunch of these around in 2000, we probably wouldn’t be in the mess we are in now.

17. Patrick

    07 September, 2006, 1:28 pm

    Try applying for disability off that injury. “You got caught in what, trying to get a what? Get the hell out of my perimeter you moron”!

18. Myra

    07 September, 2006, 3:14 pm

    I thought that sword of the spirit thing was just symbolic??? That’s a Texas mouse trap – everything is bigger in Texas don’t you know.

19. Flash Gordon

    07 September, 2006, 6:03 pm

    Rummy’s new weapon for the troops. Soon to appear in the Christian’s
    arms guide. 😕 👿 :wtf: 😈

20. psyctech

    07 September, 2006, 6:37 pm

    Watch out you big fat ugly beer drinking rats! 👿

21. JeannieBug

    07 September, 2006, 9:44 pm

    Your tax dollars at work.

22. Irish

    07 September, 2006, 11:04 pm

    The newest military efforts for catching hood-rats. :undies: :boob: :boob: 😈

23. keisha

    11 September, 2006, 8:26 am

    bush got to love him 🙄

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