No clowns

1. julie

   17 January, 2005, 12:31 am

   I second that! Clowns suck ass.

2. Valette

   17 January, 2005, 1:04 am

   That picture was taken this week by Davin Risk of low resolution (http://www.lowresolution.com/archive/000419.php). Looks like Nikki posted a comment there; least she could have done was told you from where the photo came.

3. Spud

   17 January, 2005, 1:05 am

   I’m kinda confused…

   They’re closed to clowns?
   The clowns have gone home?
   We don’t serve clowns?

   What does it all mean?

   :wtf:

   people who hate clowns I feel very sorry for, you loser twisted bi-polar emotionally disturbed midget retarded dislexic morally bankrupted clowns!

4. Esther

   17 January, 2005, 2:36 am

   Spud, are you a closet bi-polar clown?

   As someone who owns a ‘Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me’ t-shirt, this image makes me very happy. Thanks for the smile on my b-day! 😆

5. Spud

   17 January, 2005, 3:05 am

   Happy Day Esther! 😀

6. Nikki

   17 January, 2005, 7:55 am

   Just to clarify, I didn’t send him the photo, I sent him the link.

7. CJ

   17 January, 2005, 8:38 am

   Nikki, It doesn’t matter we are not talking Pulitzer material. Hence the Tomfoolery.

8. Jack

   17 January, 2005, 9:22 am

   Your blog sucks!

9. TheFaramir

   17 January, 2005, 9:43 am

   Happy birthday, Esther!!

10. Davezilla

    17 January, 2005, 10:18 am

    Sorry, Valette. I receive literally dozens of submissions each week, many via email and just as many through AIM. It’s my mistake for forgetting the source, not Nikki’s. I’ve revised the copy to include the link. I also sent Davin an apology and he replied that he’s fine with me posting the image in the context I used it in.

11. Mandy

    17 January, 2005, 10:55 am

    Any chance of this becoming a law? 😛

12. Mandy

    17 January, 2005, 10:57 am

    (banning clowns from public establishments, that is)

13. Esther

    17 January, 2005, 11:51 am

    If they could ban mimes, too, that would be quite awesome.

    Thanks, Spud, Faramir. Btw, Dave, didn’t mean to pimp my birthday on yer blog. I’m just happy that I have the day off. :kiss:

14. Patrick

    17 January, 2005, 12:54 pm

    Who invited Jack, anyway? Clown sympathizer!:evil:

15. no one

    17 January, 2005, 1:07 pm

    i hate everyone
    including clowns

16. Mandy

    17 January, 2005, 1:15 pm

    Happy Birthday, Esther baby! :kiss::kiss::kiss:

17. mikeB

    17 January, 2005, 1:33 pm

    Fuck clowns. Happy breedersday Esther to you and your lovely :boobs::boobs:

18. Lace Valentine

    17 January, 2005, 1:40 pm

    When one enters this establishment, does the door chime or does it Ringling?

    😀

19. Lace Valentine

    17 January, 2005, 1:51 pm

    So I wanted to shop there because of their anti-clown policy which I wish Wal-Mart would copy, but anyway the parking lot was full. All the shiny cars… The thought did occur to me that so many of us didn’t want slapstick with our lipstick or juggling with our junk.

    It was a beautiful morning, not a clown for miles. My only frustration: finding a parking space.

    I finally found a spot near the door with the no clown sign. Ah, I was in serious heaven! I wouldn’t be forced to have to laugh at anybody. I could shop with 15 razor cuts on my face and neck and all of them dotted with white tissue paper as the red leaked through.

    So just before I could park my rusted, dark gold Eldorado into the space this candy apple red little VW bug steals my spot and out jumps 42 clowns!

    They ransacked the place. Clowns made beanbags out of the fat woman. They threw lollipops at the children. And they dumped buckets of money out into the streets.

    I’ve never recovered.

20. rust

    17 January, 2005, 5:41 pm

    I, for one, am NOT impressed!

    O, lowly payaso, painted greasily in primary colours, rubber nosed and synthetically coiffed! How, oh HOW could the world be so jaded as to bar you entrance! Is your oversized shoes? Your squirting flower? Perhaps it is your baggy pants… and matching tie and suspenders. Whatever it may be, your fallen patron Clem Cadiddlehopper is surely turning in his grave, stogie still clenched between rotting teeth. OH THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!

21. TinaMarie

    17 January, 2005, 8:03 pm

    First off, Rust, I am duly impressed with your rememberance of Clem Cadiddlehopper, as I thought I was the last living human who had even heard of the Clemster.

    My question is what is up with the clown’s eyes? Is this some Christian clown? Is the clown DEAD? To be honest with you, Rust, even I, a friend of the honorable Mr. Cadiddlehopper, would ban dead clowns from my establishment. Crowds up the aisles, it does.

22. Lace Valentine

    17 January, 2005, 8:17 pm

    “My question is what is up with the clown’s eyes? Is this some Christian clown? Is the clown DEAD?”

    Good point, TinaMarie. Either that clown is cartoon dead or cartoon drunk, nearly the same thing in carny terms. :dead:

23. Spud

    17 January, 2005, 9:15 pm

    The crosses must be at a 45′ angle to indicate a dead clown.

    :dead:

    el morte
    ees stuff fed

24. rust

    17 January, 2005, 9:50 pm

    Holy SMOKE. I screwed up big time. That should have been FREDDY the FREELOADER…!

    My apologies to anyone who ever thought for a moment that Clem Cadiddlehopper was a Clown.

    Sigh. My mind is going. Dave…

25. Davezilla

    17 January, 2005, 9:57 pm

    You had me worried, rust. 😕

26. Esther

    17 January, 2005, 9:57 pm

    Thanks!! 😎

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