NO BODY MAKES LIKE IT

1. Astryd

   14 August, 2007, 1:07 am

   Ugh! and it’s power too?! :puke:
   Love the link of the day! Gonna print it in bold! Each ‘thing’ on it’s own individual sheet and post them all over town where these guys tend to gather like gas station restrooms and the outside of the “in” door at a bar… 😆

2. Bigwavdave

   14 August, 2007, 8:24 am

   Astryd – If guys are hanging around gas station restrooms in your neighborhood, you NEED to move. Also, don’t tell me the “tips” in the link are things you’ve run into on a regular basis? :limp:

   Finally, today’s post: I’ve got your Power Falafel, right here! :wtf: :wang:

3. Spud

   14 August, 2007, 8:28 am

   Breast samich eva…

4. Buck

   14 August, 2007, 8:46 am

   You are knowing you want one buddy

5. Buck

   14 August, 2007, 8:46 am

   You are knowing you want one buddy

6. junkman

   14 August, 2007, 9:41 am

   -i appreciate frank for shedding light on all bush’s dark little schemes today and every day.
   -so i knew storks had something to do with babies but that was ridiculous.
   -hmmmm….7 again? that must mean all perverts are republican.
   -so…everybody makes hate it?

7. J

   14 August, 2007, 9:57 am

   What you no also love falafel power sandwich?
   yes you do and buddy wanting one you know you are!
   Screw it-The power of wanting a falafel sandwich-they arent readily available around here but just the word falafel makes me hungry-here you try falafel,falafel,falafel-Yes

8. J

   14 August, 2007, 10:06 am

   I would also like to try the breast sandwich ever!

9. sledge

   14 August, 2007, 10:40 am

   you better be beleiving it power falefel will reach to you Chick peas of the world unite remember a vegetarian with diaharea is called a salad shooter

10. Guy

    14 August, 2007, 11:15 am

    Nobody beats their meat when it comes to the power falafel :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

11. StevieC

    14 August, 2007, 12:07 pm

    Best stedging falafel …. ever!

12. junkman

    14 August, 2007, 12:41 pm

    i suppose an innocent stedge from behind or an innocuous brushing of the quintopus on a packed subway could be mistaken for pervasion any old day of the week.

13. Meagan

    14 August, 2007, 4:22 pm

    But I thought I made the best falafel power sandwich ever! 👿

14. Mikeme

    14 August, 2007, 4:47 pm

    Just eat one! 😛

15. patrick

    14 August, 2007, 5:33 pm

    Frank Rich? Frank Rich? Who the fuck is Frank Rich? You say there’s cake in the breakroom? Frank Rich, we appreciate you. A felluva hella. ❓

16. Natalie

    14 August, 2007, 7:07 pm

    Hey! That looks familiar…

17. Lake Effect

    14 August, 2007, 8:37 pm

    Hey! That looks like Cleveland! Does the Sultan own a restaurant?

18. Diesel

    15 August, 2007, 12:46 am

    I just had a falafel…and I feel awful!

19. Astryd

    15 August, 2007, 10:47 am

    Bogwavdave-Men seem to be going to the restroom in groups now, women just do their thing out in the open (short of actually peeing and taking a dump).
    :geek: #1 I must ‘powder my nose’, come with me?
    :geek: #2 To the mens bathroom?! Like, with all the other guys?! ok?!
    I know how that’s gonna turn out, ba chi chi waa waa… 😛
    I seem to have some sort of pervert magnetism, which is ok but c’mon, be a little more creative 😈 or have the nerve to be a bit more blunt 😉 ! Otherwise, you won’t even cause a blip on my radar!
    😆

20. Pablo

    15 August, 2007, 5:48 pm

    More things that will make women think you are a perv Grocery store edition

    Feeling all of the melons while moaning “oh baby”.
    Take turns putting a cucumber, a zuchini & a large carrot in your pants.
    Winking at everyone who walks through the Adult diaper section.
    Asking for recomendations in the condom isle.
    Stand next to the foot long wiener display rocking back and forth on your heals with your hands in your pockets and a big grin.

21. officeratt

    15 August, 2007, 8:22 pm

    Falafil- an appetizer or snack consisting of a small croquette made with fava-bean flour or ground chick peas, seasoned with toasted sesame seeds and salt, often served in pita bread.

    There you go you pervs. Its not as bad as you make to be. Where the hell is your head Pablo???? Gez, sounds like you have experience in what you said. So have you picked up many women that way – 👿 :boob: :limp:

22. StevieC

    15 August, 2007, 9:45 pm

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    1. You may want to look up humor in the dictionary; it may give you a sense of one.
    2. Some of the comments, including Pablo’s, refer to the link of the day. Check it out; it may give you a sense of understanding.
    3. We’re all perverts here and we have our own stedging way of doing things. (yes, we know what it means; that’s why we decided to give it our own definition). And in case you’re wondering, we’re not bad, we’re just drawn that way.

    No wait, I take that back … we’re fucking stedged up, down, sideways, from behind, with whips in hand, chains in tow, and sloppy seconds waiting in the next room. We’re not just pervs, we’re stedged up horn dogs and dames. We’re from Zillaland and we like it that way!

23. Pablo

    15 August, 2007, 9:50 pm

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    Mucho Gracias Senor

24. Mandy

    16 August, 2007, 8:29 am

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    someone hasn’t been laid in a while. grouchy!!!

25. StevieC

    16 August, 2007, 10:05 am

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    Don’t you mean mucho stedging gracias? 😆

26. pablo

    16 August, 2007, 10:11 am

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    Save the stedging for offieratt

27. Astryd

    16 August, 2007, 11:08 am

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    Stedge Up? *mmm*…Down? *ooohh*…Sideways? *Aaaahhhh*…From Behind? *gasp, purr*…

    Ooh baby, I love it when you talk stedgy. 😈

28. Meagan

    16 August, 2007, 4:09 pm

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    Amen to that! God bless Zillaland! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

29. Master Solace

    17 August, 2007, 9:44 am

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    Okay, I think I need to set you straight as well…..I may be a twisted, evil, dark soul that I am refered to as “L’amina di Ombre”, but even I have a sense of humor………

    I agree with Mandy, sounds like somebody needs to get laid…….so I have an idea……go stedge yourself…….

    😈

30. Drusky

    19 August, 2007, 12:04 am

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    There lies the problem… How can you get laid when even your own hand falls asleep on you? :limp: 🙁

31. TimM

    20 August, 2007, 6:30 am

    A couple of times I could have used a line, that I had thought up, on some ladies but I knew it would be too pervy (and just plain bad). It’s “Just because I’m in a wheelchair doesn’t mean my third leg doesn’t work.”

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