If Yankee Candles actually smelled like things from the Northern US, the candle scents would change up a bit.
- Brown Snowdrift
- Hoboken Hobo
- Leftover Pizza in the Fridge
- Warm IPA
- Overpriced, Overly-Sweet Cocktail that Looked Good in the Menu, But Wasn’t
- Women’s’ Room After a Concert
- Crushed Black Fly
- Lacrosse Coach
- Middle-Eastern Man’s Cologne
- Air from a Hipster’s Bike Tire
- Flint Beach Water
- Union Worker Angst
- Mosquito Blood
- Coney Island Hotdog, Extra Onions
- Sublime Subway
- Rust
- Vacation Bible School
- Detroit Bar Mat
- Panera Lemon
- Fear of the South
I can produce many of these smells in my own, thank you.