Heinaked

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55 responses to “Heinaked”

1. 

   01 September, 2004

   mikeB

   Mandy looks good without her glasses on 😈

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2. 

   01 September, 2004

   kismet

   :wtf: Oh good god! That slab of cow that that kid has is friggen disgusting.

   Oh yeah, nice :boobs::boobs:

   Do they have that in a non-alchoholic?

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3. 

   01 September, 2004

   plopsie

   The vapid binge and purge boob-job icon meets the big-burger-boy demographic.

   In spite of the SMALL coke, looks like the burger joint will be the only old In-Out-In-Out that kid will ever get.

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4. 

   01 September, 2004

   Mandy

   AHEM! I do NOT have silicone boobs. 👿

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5. 

   01 September, 2004

   Kristinq

   Thank you for the message on my site. I wondering if you read my blog everyday. I feel so special. Now I will be visiting your site…

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6. 

   01 September, 2004

   Sheryl

   She looks tit nipply, Dave. Must be cold in there. :wtf:

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7. 

   01 September, 2004

   Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   *sigh*

   Don’t be fooled by the fake boobies, folks. If they really wanted effective “advertising” here, they shoulda just put it on her butt and advertised Heinie on her heinie.

   When will they ever learn?

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8. 

   01 September, 2004

   Spud

   Booyah!
   :boobs::boobs:
   😀

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9. 

   01 September, 2004

   ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   Well today, I’m a little older Budweiser (I know you love it when I do this) and of Coors I shall comment without further interruptions and stop beating around the Busch.

   For it is always said that a Rolling Rock gathers no moss and a King Cobra always outruns a Red Dog. Well according to Samuel Adams anyhow.

   But what exactly has all this got to do with a fat burger munching kid and a babe with erect nipples?

   Not much.

   Babes and beer have traditionally gone together and is it a coincidence that the more beer you drink, the more beautiful everyone becomes?

   Perhaps its magic?

   I myself have sat opposite a veritable monster girl and had to avert my eyes from her nastyness, but the more I drank the more attractive she became. How bizarre that a drink made from distilled hops can turn every girl into Cindy Crawford (even the mirror breakers among us).

   In fact beer has been helping ugly people to have sex now for generations so I think it’s time we celebrated this divine substance.

   In fact lets do it today!

   Bored with the old trog you’ve been married to for years? Girlfriend/boyfriend not up to parr? Casual fling letting herself/himself go?

   My advice.

   Get shitfaced and just for today, go home and give that ugly ten pinter one to remember!

   *Warning: Over use of beer can cause things to go up as well as down. ReV JellY Enterprises Ltd will not be held responsible for feelings of self loathing and shame in the morning.

   :dead:

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10. 

    01 September, 2004

    Frisko

    Pass that child a salad. His parents are to blame for that dietary dis”ass”ter. The boy doesn’t have facial hair, and was let loose in California (of all places) with enough cash and technology to produce that result. I don’t think he would have eaten that last glob of melted cheese food if the beer dolly was waiting on him.
    Glad I wasn’t their cleaning lady after that meal, it would have cost extra for sure.
    Frisko

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11. 

    01 September, 2004

    Frisko

    I showed the link to my sons, they are disgusted. Bill pointed out that burger boy changed his shirt after he ate. He is wearing a tee-shirt and paper hat from the place that made his food.

    Bobby is glad he’s not that cool.

    Frisko

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12. 

    01 September, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    I bet the Ethiopians are crying into their flies as we speak.

    😈

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13. 

    01 September, 2004

    BillP

    :wtf::boobs::boobs: Whoa! Thought I clicked on MAXIM.com by mistake. I’m wide awake now. And Burger Boy needs to be ashamed, not posting pics online. :

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14. 

    01 September, 2004

    Margaret

    Dr. Atkins would be proud!!
    Burger boy washed it all down with a DIET COKE!!!!:sad:

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15. 

    01 September, 2004

    Bobby Peru

    Holy Farkburgers, Batman! I leave for two onths in Europe and the place changes layout, gets titties on page one and icons. :wtf:

    As for Burger Bitch? I’m lovin’ it.

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16. 

    01 September, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    I don’t think that boy has “parents” as such Frisko.

    In fact, I’m almost certain that he was the result of a chemical spillage on the main road just outside of Boston.

    😀

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17. 

    01 September, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    He is seriously one fat bastard though and luckily for you people I have a traditional British song about such things.

    “Who ate all the pies?”
    “Who ate all the pies?”
    “You fat bastard, you fat bastard”
    “YOU ate all the pies!”

    I find it adds class to every dinner party.

    😐

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18. 

    01 September, 2004

    Elektra

    Proud to be an American?:-(

    Rev. my day would be a little saner without you. Thank you.:smile:

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19. 

    01 September, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    P.S If you substitute the word burger for pie in my song it’s still just as good.

    My humour works on so many levels…..I’m truly gifted.

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20. 

    01 September, 2004

    rust

    Are we talking burgers, boobs, heinaked or WHAT? I’m so confused, I’ll just go back to my hypnotized state, staring at those niplets.

    Oh god.

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21. 

    01 September, 2004

    Esther

    Nothing like a silicon Stepford model and the disgusting Burger Boy to start off the morning.

    Think I could use a Heineken after seeing that.:?

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22. 

    01 September, 2004

    Cheap Date

    WHAT A STUPID BEER AD!!!!! 😡

    Like she can REALLY THINK!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA, Dang, I’m funny!! 🙂

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23. 

    01 September, 2004

    Davezilla

    Like she can REALLY THINK!!!!!
    Uh, yeah, that was kind of the point. 😛

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24. 

    01 September, 2004

    Cheap Date

    OH, I thought your point was that she’s half nekid!!

    I can almost hear the “DUUUUUUH” coming from her head. OOPS, was that out loud? 😛

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25. 

    01 September, 2004

    Davezilla

    No naked on this site. This is not the Stile Project.

    Yet.

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26. 

    01 September, 2004

    Frances the Cockatoo

    Hello,
    Sorry Florida, my namesake seems about to rip that tank-top right off. Hold still for a sec.
    Thanks. By the way, What does she say if I pull her navel chain again?
    “Dude better have my money.”

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27. 

    01 September, 2004

    Spud

    I wish I had’nt clicked on the fat boy link, now I just feel plain sick :wtf:

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28. 

    01 September, 2004

    Anonymous

    I aint gonna click on the burger link. No way!

    I’ll just sit here and admire the view. Why is it the bottom of those things looks as good a little bit uncovered, as the tops of them do?

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29. 

    01 September, 2004

    Esther

    I’m putting in a request to see some nice pecs of the male version on the site, to balance out the silicone. Would Dave or any of his faithful male readers care to volunteer? 🙂

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30. 

    01 September, 2004

    Natalie

    A more masculine icon would be nice, too. :kiss:

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31. 

    01 September, 2004

    Frisko

    Go Natalie!!!

    Natalie and Stacy MCBK get my party ticket endorcement. Balance! Davezilla offers boobie emocons, now we need a phalic symbol emocon.

    What does penis code look like?

    Thinking like a baaahad girl,

    Frisko

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32. 

    01 September, 2004

    Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    I’m with Esther and Natalie! We need Davezilla to be really “fair and balanced.” We want MAN FUBAR!! ______,,
    ))
    ——”
    ))
    ))

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33. 

    01 September, 2004

    Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    Shit, that didn’t work.

    It was supposed to be a penis.

    (Funny, that’s what I said about my last boyfriend, too.) 😈

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34. 

    01 September, 2004

    Esther

    Aren’t many ex-boyfriends walking penises anyhow, Stacy? 😈

    (No offense to all the perfectly pleasant exes out there.):geek::smile:

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35. 

    01 September, 2004

    mikeB

    I vote for more nekkid ladies. :cool::boobs::boobs:

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36. 

    01 September, 2004

    Natalie

    🙄

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37. 

    02 September, 2004

    Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    I’m with Natalie and Esther: 🙄

    I think I just SPRAINED MY EYEBALLS from rolling them so hard. 😛

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38. 

    02 September, 2004

    DIRTY OLD FART

    MORE POSTS LIKE THIS ONE PLEEEEZE :boobs::boobs:

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39. 

    02 September, 2004

    Davezilla

    Um, yeah I’ll get right on that. 🙄

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40. 

    03 September, 2004

    Bobby Peru

    Come to think of it, I’ll have another look at this girl’s tatas. 😈

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41. 

    04 September, 2004

    PaganJewLilBro

    Is it just me, or is this little guy lifted from CoS? 🙄 Or is he just a standard animated dude? Yeah, I’m too tired to be posting, so I’m just going back to that picture now… and not clicking the fat boy link….

    :boobs::boobs:

    PJLB

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42. 

    07 September, 2004

    Confused

    Could she look ANY more vacuous? 🙄

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43. 

    07 September, 2004

    Confused

    :geek: + :boobs: = 😎

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44. 

    07 September, 2004

    Davezilla

    You say that as though it were a bad thing. 😛

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45. 

    09 September, 2004

    blah

    :cool::boobs::boobs:

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46. 

    09 September, 2004

    blah

    woot woot rowr! mandy is hot!!!:boobs::boobs: id like to see her heinaked

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47. 

    18 September, 2004

    Mandy

    Well, thanks blah. Guess what? Not gonna happen! Use your imagination. 🙄

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48. 

    29 September, 2004

    Mark

    Holy Crud. Mandy is ridiculously hot.:wtf::wtf::wtf:

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49. 

    06 October, 2004

    Anonymous

    I LOVE BEER GIT-HER-DONE

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50. 

    06 October, 2004

    SLENTZY

    I LOVE BEER GIT-HER-DONE

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51. 

    06 October, 2004

    Mandy

    Thanks but, it ain’t me up there.

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52. 

    09 October, 2004

    mikeB

    GIT HER DONE? :wtf:

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53. 

    14 October, 2004

    the Boiee

    Mom?

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54. 

    21 November, 2004

    Tassö

    That may be the hottest woman alive.

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55. 

    25 November, 2004

    mikeB

    I am thankful that women like this exist. :wang:

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