In a perfect world…

1. Zinta

   07 July, 2006, 12:50 am

   Come on.. that can’t be a real sign.. can it?

2. Drusky

   07 July, 2006, 12:56 am

   I wish that it was… BUT if you follow the link on the sign, the reality is exposed….
   I’ll still ask, tho… Hey Dave, what standing does your religion take reguarding hummer drivers, clowns, mimes, and garden gnomes? 😆

3. Drusky

   07 July, 2006, 1:00 am

   That link is pretty cool… It might be even better with the assistance of some mood altering substance, but I’ll never know… 😆

4. Meagan

   07 July, 2006, 2:07 am

   The Travelocity gnome better hide!

5. Irish

   07 July, 2006, 2:08 am

   NOT THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!!! NO!!!! 😆

6. Lung the Younger

   07 July, 2006, 2:55 am

   You can just imagine a mute republican seeing that sign while driving back from the garden center and pissing all over his fine leather upholstery.

7. Anna

   07 July, 2006, 3:01 am

   God should also strike people who dress their dogs in Batman costumes and people who put their dogs on http://www.beedogs.com

8. AMANDA B.

   07 July, 2006, 6:47 am

   OMG! beedogs…WTF?! :wtf:

9. bhamm

   07 July, 2006, 7:49 am

   “And the Lord, He gazed down upon mankind and saw the false idols they had created. The Lord then smote all Hummers, mimes, clowns, and garden gnomes. The people cried out “Why Lord, why?” The Lord did smile, then produce a roll of Mentos.
   The people cheered.”

10. JFLY

    07 July, 2006, 7:54 am

    I wish my camera still worked! The church down the street from me is advertising Harley Davidsons on their sign…first thing I thought of was Davezilla…LOL

    Check the Di Vinci Code…I’m pretty sure on the eighth day, God said “Let em ride….” but it was edited from the Bible due to possible misinterpretations.

11. Spud

    07 July, 2006, 8:32 am

    Luxury
    Car
    Wash
    By hand

    Voted best hand job in town.

    :geek:

12. Da Popster

    07 July, 2006, 9:31 am

    :puke:

13. Irish

    07 July, 2006, 11:38 am

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    I actually looked at beedogs.com. What is the significance of the stupid bee costumes? My dog would bite me if I did that to him…… :wtf:

14. Laurie

    07 July, 2006, 12:32 pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm hummers i like hummers, oh wait are we talking the vehicle or the HUMMER….. mmmmmmm HUMMERS 😆

15. MrDoug

    07 July, 2006, 12:37 pm

    Strike them? I really prefer when he Smote’s people.

    Now I have this image of a garden gnome dressed like a mime with that stupid look on his face driving a hummer through a shopping mall like the blues brothers while lightning bolts reign down from the sky….

16. Nikki

    07 July, 2006, 3:39 pm

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    I’d like to see that illustrated.

17. mikeme

    07 July, 2006, 4:13 pm

    I THINK THE fUNDAL

    i YHINK

    Born agains are really mental midgets with the I.Q of a fencepost. Garden Gnomes? Easy converts!!!

    💡 :wtf: 💡 💡 💡 💡

18. mikeme

    07 July, 2006, 4:15 pm

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    Sorry about the gibberish!

19. Flash Gordon

    07 July, 2006, 6:59 pm

    Don’t dis my Garden Gnomes or my pink yard flamingoes. BeeDogs
    my ass. Those clowns are really hard-up for something to do. 😕 🙄 :geek: :wtf: 🙁

20. Spud

    07 July, 2006, 7:53 pm

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    I too would like to see that image realised.

21. Driver

    07 July, 2006, 9:38 pm

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LAURIE !!!

22. Penguin Pete

    07 July, 2006, 10:16 pm

    I actually looked at beedogs.com. What is the significance of the stupid bee costumes? My dog would bite me if I did that to him……

    Well, at least he wouldn’t sting you…

23. cronewynd

    07 July, 2006, 10:47 pm

    Beedogs???!!! that is a HUGE WTF!!! :wtf:

    Who in their right mind would DO that? or would devote that much BANDWIDTH to it?

    It has got to be against SOMEONE’s religion!

24. Ms Puppet Launcher

    08 July, 2006, 12:04 am

    Why won’t he strike Republicans while he’s at it? 😈

25. Meagan

    08 July, 2006, 2:08 am

    Just imagine the horror if all the clowns were struck down by God. If kids thought clowns were scary in themselves, wait’ll they see the charred remains of Bozo, the clown mommy hired for the birthday party.

    Maybe God could even strike down Celine Dion too. 😈

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