Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn’t know. It’s a really obscure number.
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: Force her into the mainstream.
Q: What unit do you use to weigh hipsters?
A: Instagrams.
Q: How do you kill a hipster?
A: Stab him with a Pitchfork.
Q: Who was the first hipster?
A: Doesn’t matter. You’ve never heard of her.
Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
A: They don’t like conventional ovens.
Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?
A: Mumblr.
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How do you recognize a hipster on the beach?
The vinyl skimboard.
Why are there never any hipsters in Narnia?
Too busy plundering the old man’s wardrobe to get to the other side.
What is “Piss-Hipster-Piss”?
The lifecycle of Craft Beer.
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