Googles sees the darndest things

1. Davezilla

   07 June, 2007, 8:45 pm

   Apologies for the late post. Traveling again. ❗

2. StevieC

   07 June, 2007, 9:01 pm

   Pas de sweat, Mr. Z, we can entertain ourselves.

   Here we have a shot of Dippy G googling his balls.

3. yankee04

   07 June, 2007, 9:47 pm

   Opps, I got it all over my handle bars.. again!!! Oh well 98 bottle of beers on the ground.

4. yankee04

   07 June, 2007, 9:48 pm

   Damn which way did it go? Which way did it go?

5. Spud

   07 June, 2007, 10:06 pm

   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh god yeah, I needed that.

6. Brad K.

   07 June, 2007, 10:20 pm

   George hadn’t believed it. His buddy at work, Skip, had told him about that particular ‘Speed Limit’ sign, that dogs and joggers had a difficult time passing. It seems that the winter before, a jogger named Michelle had paused there just after dark to take a whizz (Why do they call it ‘take a pee’ when you expel, you dump, you spray, anything but leave with something you didn’t have when you arrived. Anyway.). Since then the urine smell usually causes passers-by to pause, and have an great urge to ‘sprinkle dew on the lily’.

   George hadn’t believed skip. That the scent alone would be enough to trigger people (and other dogs) to wee on that same spot.

   But here George was, the 5th day of the last 8, whizzing away at the base of .. that sign. Broad daylight, dawn, dusk, he got to this location as was too uncomfortable to proceed without ‘marking’ the spot for the next pedestrian.

   As he proceeded with his run, George reminded himself to avoid that tree a half-mile up the road, where Michelle was reputed to have paused to ‘touch’ herself. That was one nasty little patch of ground.

7. cj

   07 June, 2007, 10:55 pm

   :dead: whoa something dead i wonder what it smells like…*DING* OH I KNOW… I CAN USE IT FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT! :undies: = :limp: :x: :thong: = :wang:

8. cj

   07 June, 2007, 10:55 pm

   :dead: whoa something dead i wonder what it smells like…*DING* OH I KNOW… I CAN USE IT FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT! :undies: = :limp: :x: :thong: = :wang:

9. Lionfire

   08 June, 2007, 3:31 am

   Aww… they removed it.

   Well, mostly.

10. Lung the Younger

    08 June, 2007, 5:08 am

    Guy obviously didn’t notice the ‘s’ on the roadsign.

11. larfus

    08 June, 2007, 6:54 am

    I found http://www.streetviewr.com to have some nice shots as well.

12. sledge

    08 June, 2007, 7:13 am

    with a body like that he couldn’t be a runner.He may have something caught in his zipper which goes to the old expression would you rather have pecker tracks on your zipper or zipper tracks on your pecker ?

13. Bigwavdave

    08 June, 2007, 8:59 am

    I hope he wasn’t shaking it more than 3 times! :wtf:

14. junkman

    08 June, 2007, 10:08 am

    brain “death awaits” anyone who watches this stupid video. :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

15. Mikeme

    08 June, 2007, 4:40 pm

    Well, Piss on it! :java:

16. AnnieB

    08 June, 2007, 5:23 pm

    Flop, flop
    Whizz, whizz
    Oh, what a relief it is.

    That sounds kind of backwards, doesn’t it? 😛

17. Flash Gordon

    08 June, 2007, 5:41 pm

    [Comment ID #186661 will be quoted here]

    Not at all, AnnieB. Anything to get relief is
    acceptable. At times, a good whiz can be more
    satisfying than intercourse!—Josh Billings, or
    maybe it was Linda Blair. :boob: :boob: :wang: 😕 :wtf: :kiss:

18. AnnieB

    08 June, 2007, 8:49 pm

    [Comment ID #186662 will be quoted here]

    LMAO … so true!

    You know I was thinking … that guy really shouldn’t be taking a piss next to a sign that says 45. It might be just the provocation someone needs to blow his ass away. 😈

19. Driver

    08 June, 2007, 10:43 pm

    Being a truck driver I’v wizzed on ALOT of roadsides, I wonder how many pics of me could be out there. Oh and lets not foreget truck stop parking lots at 2:00 A.M. anyway I guess when ya gotta go ya gotta go. 😀

20. Mandy

    09 June, 2007, 7:12 am

    Google is going to put us all on our best behavior from now on. :wtf:

21. Mandy

    09 June, 2007, 7:17 am

    Google is going to put us all on our best behavior from now on. :wtf:

    Or maybe we will start another show: America’s Funniest Street Views

22. Penguin Pete

    09 June, 2007, 7:21 am

    What’s missing is an electronic sign that says “You are peeing this fast:…”

23. AnnieB

    09 June, 2007, 4:33 pm

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    Yeah, but seeing YOU take a whiz would be a FUN thing! :kiss:

24. Meagan

    09 June, 2007, 8:15 pm

    Ya mean if I stand out on the corner of my street and wave, Google will see me? Well, now that I gotta try! 😛

25. Astryd

    11 June, 2007, 2:46 pm

    Holy shit! Didn’t Enemy of the State say you could only get top view?! What the hell heppened to only getting top view?!
    Shit! Retrace my steps…how long have we been able to do this? Do I have to look for 50 bodies I “disposed of” or 500?

26. thewhiteknight

    13 June, 2007, 3:08 am

    testing the avatar thingy

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