Oh, we are The Aristocrats

1. minansi

   16 June, 2006, 1:15 am

   some people really DO have too much time on their hands…. 😕

2. Ace

   16 June, 2006, 1:23 am

   Honk! Honk!
   The new Power Rangers!

   P.S. I’M DONE! I’M DONE! I’M DONE!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Spud

   16 June, 2006, 1:41 am

   Hah! now you ah see our power filthy winged man, all your matches are a belong to us.

   :geek:

4. Anna

   16 June, 2006, 2:49 am

   It must be the American soccerteam that doesn’t want to be recognized …. well, if I played that bad I wouldn’t either (want to be recognized that is).

   Sorry, I’m infected by all this soccer-talk ….. :puke: ….. need antidote …. please

5. Lung the Younger

   16 June, 2006, 5:17 am

   Boy if those Ayatollah squares only knew what ‘really’ goes on behind closed doors in Teheran households.

6. Bob

   16 June, 2006, 7:40 am

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   That ain’t time hes got his hands on

7. bhamm

   16 June, 2006, 7:47 am

   – Vince McMahon sincerly regrets looking for new wrestling talent at Phi Beta Kappa’s annual Booze-a-rama.
   – Nacho Libre 2 has already started filming. David Lynch and Joel Schumacher were tapped to direct.

8. am72095

   16 June, 2006, 8:50 am

   he has too much : :boob: on his hands

9. Davezilla

   16 June, 2006, 8:56 am

   Doesn’t anyone get the title reference? 😕

10. Patrick

    16 June, 2006, 8:56 am

    -Vince McMahon is shameless, he regrets nothing! To the viewers of the world, however, we regret Vince McMahon and sincerely apologize.
    -It does look like lucha dore night at Tappa Kegga Bru.

11. cbatdux

    16 June, 2006, 8:57 am

    Duke University Hockey Team Study Hall…..

12. bhamm

    16 June, 2006, 9:11 am

    Dave –

    A Father, Mother, Son, Daughter, and their dog walk into a talent agency. THe Father says “I’ve got the best show you’ve ever seen and we want to show it to the world!”
    The Agent says, “Fine, go ahead.”
    (Heavily cencored version)
    The Father and children fornicate each other with the dog while the mother deficates over everything.
    After they all finish the Agent looks around in awe, shock, and disgust and asks, “What the HELL do you call that?”
    The Father smiles and says, “The Aristocrats.”

    Yes, I made that connection, but even THAT picture looked too wholesome to involve an Aristocrats joke.

13. Cynical Villain

    16 June, 2006, 9:58 am

    Mucha Lucha! Mucha Lucha!

    All I need to see now is the Flea running around and the gang will all be here!

    Snowpea! :troll:

14. Davezilla

    16 June, 2006, 11:39 am

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    Yay! I knew someone had to know that joke.

15. Ace

    16 June, 2006, 12:07 pm

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    Can’t do it without all that good filth.
    BTW Bob Saget can’t be beat on his version! *shiver*

16. Zinta

    16 June, 2006, 12:08 pm

    The FUTURE of the world.

17. Bjorn Freeh

    16 June, 2006, 12:16 pm

    A father, mother and their conjoined twins, a son and daughter joined at the genitals, go into a talent agency…

    Man, where’s Bob Sagat when you need him?

18. Ace

    16 June, 2006, 12:46 pm

    Bob Saget’s “the Aristocrats” Joke
    

19. Ace

    16 June, 2006, 12:49 pm

20. Ace

    16 June, 2006, 12:50 pm

    Ah screw it! I tried to put up the link but it’s not good.

21. Penguin Pete

    16 June, 2006, 1:08 pm

    …the Friday before they revised “casual dress” code at Microsoft…

22. Other April

    16 June, 2006, 4:06 pm

    I’m so glad you finally used this clazy picture…of me…on the far right.

23. Steppenwolf

    16 June, 2006, 4:12 pm

    What a bunch of AH-SOs!
    ‘Oh no, there goes the AH-SOs, go go Godzilla’

    “Run for your rifes! Godzirra is coming!!”
    😮

24. mikeme

    16 June, 2006, 4:28 pm

    American Idol goes to Japan! :boob: 💡

25. mikeme

    16 June, 2006, 4:43 pm

    OK… I’ve got it… The Aristotits! :boob: :boob: 😆

26. Flash Gordon

    16 June, 2006, 6:17 pm

    Cleverly disguised Mexicans. I still think Batgirl is over 12. 🙄 😕 :limp:

27. Spud

    16 June, 2006, 8:52 pm

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    Sorry, too thick to get that one…

    :boob:

28. Goth Princess

    16 June, 2006, 8:55 pm

    I see everyone wants to be like Nacho Libre.

29. Tina Marie

    16 June, 2006, 10:45 pm

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    You beat me to it. Wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE! :wtf:

30. Kristi

    16 June, 2006, 11:10 pm

    Nacho Libre goes to Japan…

    And oh, the wondrous things he finds…*honk honk*

31. Paige

    16 June, 2006, 11:33 pm

    “Sometimes you wear the stretchy pants.Just for fun.” Cant wait to see Nacho Libre. As for the link, Do you thing the fur skinned bikini was what PETA wanted to talk to Beyonce about on their arranged date, courtesy of ebay????

32. Drusky

    17 June, 2006, 12:29 am

    After Tak left to pursue his own solo career, things just weren’t the same with the rest of the Japanese group Masked Ass Ninja’s…

33. Meagan

    17 June, 2006, 10:34 am

    Mardi Gras in Japan is taken to a whole new level. Instead of the men asking to see your tits, they ask, “Can I touch your tits?” :boob: :boob:

34. Soldier Bob

    18 June, 2006, 3:51 am

    Davezilla:
    Yeah I get the title you are talking about the Aristocrates Joke right?

    Japan is trying out it’s own masked insurgency, I think.

35. Organist

    19 June, 2006, 1:44 pm

    oooooh what a good link

36. bounty

    24 June, 2006, 4:45 pm

    now thats a bunch of fucktards

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