Drive a bench. Look cool.

You'd look cool driving me

If I knew in high school that all I had to do to look cool was drive a bench…


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  1. Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench. 😛

  2. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    [quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]
    – – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???

  3. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    Annie B you wartm the cockles of me heart

  4. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    thats’ warm

  5. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]
    Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? 😉

  6. Just let me drive… gear shift knob or not

  7. [quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]
    – – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]

    Oh yeah… you get the picture DaPopster… 😉

    [quote comment=”633618″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]
    Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-)[/quote]

    Yes, Mr. Nitpicker. No one else had a problem figuring out what I meant. 😛 :kiss: :love:

    I do love warm cockles fruf :wang:

  8. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”633621″][quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]
    – – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]

    Oh yeah… you get the picture DaPopster… 😉

    [quote comment=”633618″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]
    Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-)[/quote]

    Yes, Mr. Nitpicker. No one else had a problem figuring out what I meant.

    😛

    :kiss:

    :love:

    I do love warm cockles fruf

    :wang:[/quote]
    AnnieB – I can’t help myself, my mother was a teacher

  9. My other car is a Mercedes Bench. 😛

  10. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    [quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]

    Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.

  11. [quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]

    Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
    How do you benchmark that in testing?

  12. [quote comment=”633628″][quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]

    Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
    How do you benchmark that in testing?[/quote]

    Nevermind the benchmark, be careful of splinters!

  13. [quote comment=”633628″][quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]

    Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
    How do you benchmark that in testing?[/quote]

    I’ve got a test and configuration to evaluate the performance of your hardware, which would of course involve my software, if you think you’re up to it… 😛

  14. StevieC – Mmmm, yes… ouch ouch ouch Ohhh, baby that feels so… ouch ouch ouch 😛

  15. PPPrick Avatar
    PPPrick

    Hey you guys get a room…..with a bench and well Dammit I’m not getting any work done!

  16. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    latest in bench technologies…stirrups and mirrors

  17. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”633632″]StevieC – Mmmm, yes… ouch ouch ouch Ohhh, baby that feels so… ouch ouch ouch :P[/quote]
    Oh thanks – I just spewed on my keyboard (You figure it out!)

  18. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    [quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]
    P.S. I’ll bring some sandpaper, “just in case” and some warm towels for afterwards. 😛

  19. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Hey, AnnieB, was anyone in the park when you were doing all this bench riding? 😮 :wang: :kiss: :wtf:

  20. I’d look cool skating you in all your glory

  21. The bench

  22. [quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P[/quote]
    – – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]

    Ooh. I think I read a book by that title. It was lesbian erotica. :wang: 😛 😀 😛

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