Detroit bumper stickers

1. StevieC

   25 September, 2007, 6:53 am

   UAW: Overpaid and underworked, but we’re still on strike

   UAW: Who needs skoolin when you got a union

2. Nik

   25 September, 2007, 7:06 am

   UAW: U Ain’t Workin 🙄

3. Lung the Younger

   25 September, 2007, 7:10 am

   Home Sweet Home
   (crib got repossessed)

   Don’t Glock it till you’ve tried it.

   Support our Snoop

   My meth customers are all
   HONORS STUDENTS

   Save the Bail

   Guns Don’t Kill People,
   I Kill People.

   I Brake for Welfare Officers.

   Honk If You Canadian

4. Bigwavdave

   25 September, 2007, 8:28 am

   I’d like to leave a clever entry, but my parole officer needs to use this computer… :wtf:

5. AnnieB

   25 September, 2007, 8:39 am

   UAW: Unbelievable Airheads Whine

6. Spud

   25 September, 2007, 8:50 am

   2 cool 4 skool

7. Chris S

   25 September, 2007, 9:05 am

   It is NOT pronounced Day-Twah.

   Detroit aims high. Head shots kill quicker.

   I souport publik edukashun

8. StevieC

   25 September, 2007, 9:38 am

   Detroit – We been doggin’ that ho since Snoop was a puppy.

9. scamper95

   25 September, 2007, 11:49 am

   U.A.W. Useless Auto Worker

   U.A.W. Unemployed Auto Worker

10. Flash Gordon

    25 September, 2007, 12:12 pm

    My other car is a bicycle. 🙄 :wtf: :wtf:

11. MRDOUG

    25 September, 2007, 2:49 pm

    UAW Uniion And Wrecked (financialy)

    Detroit: Please dont leave, someone needs to pay for my pension

    Detroit:#1 in homicides!

    Detroit: Living the liberal welfare dream

12. AnnieB

    25 September, 2007, 3:11 pm

    Honk if you’ve never seen a fun fired from a moving vehicle.

13. AnnieB

    25 September, 2007, 3:22 pm

    … or a gun. 😛

14. Car1EF

    25 September, 2007, 6:01 pm

    What’s with all the anti-union talk? 🙁

15. Meagan

    25 September, 2007, 6:28 pm

    If you lived in Hell, you’d be home by now.
    Run like you got a stash of weed in your pants and the cops are chasing after ya.
    You’d be safer in Canada.

16. Flash Gordon

    25 September, 2007, 8:05 pm

    Unless you’re a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

    I drive like this to PISS you off!

    Don’t blame me, I tried to warn you.

    How’s my driving? Call 1-800- EAT SHIT.

    AnnieB, since you know what hell is like, I assume
    you’re from Alabama.? :kiss: 👿 😈 :wang:

17. Drusky

    25 September, 2007, 8:18 pm

    Detroit – our baseball team has one thing in common with Michael Jackson: Wearing only one glove just for show…

    U.A.W. – U Aren’t Working

    U.A.W. Striking and costing G.M. untold amounts of money and potential sales revenue just to show them why they SHOULDN’T move their factories to another country where the work will be welcomed, cost less, and possibly have less trouble with workers…

    One I actually saw… My kid can kick your honor student’s ass…

18. Lake Effect

    25 September, 2007, 9:21 pm

    My Kid Was Culprit of the Month
    At Michigan Federal Penitentiary

19. Davezilla

    25 September, 2007, 11:44 pm

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    Silly. Everyone knows Hell is in Michigan.

20. StevieC

    26 September, 2007, 5:56 am

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    We’re not anti-union, we’re anti-UAW

21. Natalie

    26 September, 2007, 9:31 am

    MY BABY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR BABY DADDY

    IF YER CLOSE ENUF 2 READ THIS I CUTCHOO

    I think those were the ones I came up with on AIM. Close enough, anyway.

22. StevieC

    26 September, 2007, 11:03 am

    Detroit – Could Be Worse. Could be Flint.

23. Astryd

    26 September, 2007, 1:22 pm

    How do you celebrate Stinky Bath Day?

24. Astryd

    26 September, 2007, 1:24 pm

    Does the Sultan-of-Cleveland have to be there? ❓

25. StevieC

    26 September, 2007, 1:48 pm

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    Have a burrito (or two or three) along with a few Coronas to wash them down. Wait 3-4 hours and then fill the tub. Your body will naturally turn it into a bubble bath and mission accomplished.

26. Lake Effect

    26 September, 2007, 3:29 pm

    MY MOM & DAD VISITED DETROIT
    AND ALL I GOT
    WAS THIS LOUSY CORONER’S REPORT

27. Drusky

    26 September, 2007, 8:48 pm

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    Cast iron tubs work so much better for this. You get more of a amplified, church bell quality to the fart than fiberglass… 😈

28. StevieC

    26 September, 2007, 9:31 pm

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    Sounds like the voice of experience

29. TimM

    27 September, 2007, 5:49 am

    I still have a sticker I bought for a clunker I had, but never managed to put it on the car. It says “MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO!”

30. James

    27 September, 2007, 12:09 pm

    WWSD

    What Would Scooby Do

31. Astryd

    27 September, 2007, 1:21 pm

    Mine says: Don’t Piss Me Off, I’m Running Out of Places to Hide The Bodies

    DBS: Don’t Piss Me Off, I Won’t Even Bother to Hide The Body

    [Comment ID #202001 will be quoted here]
    [Comment ID #202012 will be quoted here]

    That’s why I love you guys! 😆
    Always willing to educate me in such things.

32. StevieC

    27 September, 2007, 2:56 pm

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    We’re willing to video the experience too! 😈 :wang:

33. Drusky

    27 September, 2007, 9:07 pm

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    You never really seemed to be a fiberglass man, cars or otherwise… 😆

34. Drusky

    27 September, 2007, 9:09 pm

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    Just you wait until we reach the ‘extra credit’ part of the lesson… 😛

35. pablo

    27 September, 2007, 10:13 pm

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    Just too cool

    [Comment ID #202003 will be quoted here]

    Took me a little while to get it, but BRAVO

36. the frogster

    28 September, 2007, 1:26 pm

    Just wanted to point out that due to the violent and scary nature of some of these stickers, the fact that I was, in fact, born in Detroit gives me tons upon tons of street cred. If anyone wants to join my posse they’re welcome to, if they make the cut.

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