Chuck Norris

Conversation between any group of males in 1978

“Chuck Norris could beat anyone.”

“No way could Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee.”

“Yeah, Bruce Lee ripped the heart from a live cow with one strike.”

“And he drank blood.”

“And no one to this day, knows how he died.”

“Norris got him.”


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