Complete this Sentence, #29

1. MandyLocke

   05 January, 2006, 12:42 am

   In the kingdom of the eunuchs, the one-testicled man is king. :limp:

2. Spud

   05 January, 2006, 12:48 am

   In the kingdom of the bum the one-million fart man is king.

3. Anton

   05 January, 2006, 1:26 am

   In the kingdom of the fat, the one-chinned man is king. ❓

4. hippychick

   05 January, 2006, 1:34 am

   eunuchs don’t have testicles

   In the kingdom of punk, Iggy Pop is king.
   In the kingdom of rock, Robert Plant is king.

5. MandyLocke

   05 January, 2006, 2:03 am

   [Comment ID #16831 Will Be Quoted Here]
   Yeah, that was kinda the joke. 🙄

6. john p

   05 January, 2006, 2:12 am

   In the kingdom of the CYCLOPS, the ONE-EYED man is king

7. Nina

   05 January, 2006, 2:13 am

   Thanks Dave that furby link will give me nightmares. ❓ The naked furby chasing me isn’t something I care to dream about. 😀

   In the kindom of Furbies the once skinned Furby is King.

8. Anna

   05 January, 2006, 3:40 am

   In the kingdom of cars, the one-and-only
   http://www.seriouswheels.com/abc/Bugatti-EB-18-4-Veyron-Side.htm
   is king.

9. marcus

   05 January, 2006, 4:39 am

   In the kingdom of silk underpants wearing mother fucking carrot eating bozos, the one-toothed man is king.

   Yo, thanks for the Furby hack page. I have always wanted to try something like that.

10. Lung the Younger

    05 January, 2006, 5:00 am

    In the kingdom of the video music directors, the one-frigging-original-idea-in-his-godforsakenly-futile-life man is king.

11. mitch smith

    05 January, 2006, 8:16 am

    In the kingdom of the Republicans the man with a shred of conscience and dignity is king. Oops, no one stepping forward.

12. ssterchaos

    05 January, 2006, 8:35 am

    In the kingdom of the tighty whities the one-eyed man is king.

13. Jodi

    05 January, 2006, 9:45 am

    In the kingdom of the lawyers the three-headed snake monster is king.

14. Davezilla

    05 January, 2006, 9:53 am

    [Comment ID #16883 Will Be Quoted Here]

    lol 😀

15. Ron

    05 January, 2006, 10:00 am

    In the kingdom of the hilbillys, the one IQ point man is king.

16. HippyGuy

    05 January, 2006, 10:03 am

    In the kingdom of the stoners the one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater is king.

17. me

    05 January, 2006, 10:38 am

    In the kingdom of comics the straight guy is KING!~!! 🙄

18. Patrick Elifritz

    05 January, 2006, 10:49 am

    In the kingdom of amputees, the one-legged man is king!
    Is that too much, is that over the top? I have a hard time telling sometimes. 😛

19. Sexy

    05 January, 2006, 1:46 pm

    In the kingdom of pussy, the one :wang: man is king

20. jayray

    05 January, 2006, 5:49 pm

    IN THE KINGDOM OF ASSHOLES, “I” AM THE KING!~!!!
    Please, Please don’t applaude, JUST THROW MONEY!!!

21. Lace Valentine

    05 January, 2006, 6:05 pm

    In the Kingdom of Elfland, the one fairy that is straight is Queen.

    

22. cbatdux

    05 January, 2006, 6:14 pm

    In the kingdom of the early morning, the java-infused man is king (or at least aware of his surroundings) :java:

23. Jim S

    05 January, 2006, 7:35 pm

    In the kingdom of the ego-trippers the one-brag man is king.

    🙄

24. Spud

    05 January, 2006, 9:35 pm

    In the kingdom of the blog the one-page man is king.

25. tinamarie

    06 January, 2006, 12:51 am

    [Comment ID #16914 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Holy shit, comics are gay?! Who knew! :wtf:

26. Dennis Bookhart

    06 January, 2006, 10:01 am

    Would you like to see my collection of didlos? :wang: :wang: :wang:

27. rust

    06 January, 2006, 10:08 am

    In the Kingdom of the 260 million Yankees, the one-horse cowboy is King. Probably for life.

    Watch your constitution, kids

28. Craig

    06 January, 2006, 11:58 am

    In the kingdom of rock-n-roll, R. Rhoades is THE king!

29. Bobby

    06 January, 2006, 12:32 pm

    [Comment ID #16877 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Wow, hot car!!!

30. uniklop

    06 January, 2006, 1:58 pm

    In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man hallucinates.

31. deerwatcher

    06 January, 2006, 2:08 pm

    In the kingdom of life the :undies: is the ruler of the :wang:

32. angelman

    06 January, 2006, 3:11 pm

    in the kingdom of the blue vein solo’s the one -eyed trouser rat is king man.

33. chris

    06 January, 2006, 9:43 pm

    in the kingdom of the slime the goo man is king :geek:

34. Sue

    07 January, 2006, 12:08 am

    In the kingdom of women the one man who has the most money, that man is king.

35. arnifinnlanderman

    07 January, 2006, 12:45 am

    In the kingdom of the banung :limp:the one-hardon man :wang: is king!

36. Darren

    07 January, 2006, 12:12 pm

    In the land of the demacrats the one who can run the fastest is king

    In the land of republicans the one who can spell potato is king

37. Daniel

    07 January, 2006, 1:46 pm

    In the land of the jerkoffs, the one who cums the quickest is KING!!!!
    Oops, that’s not it, let me try it again.
    In the land of the jerkoffs, the one who cums the hardest is KING!!!!
    Damn, that’s not it either, let’s try it one more time.
    In the land of the jerkoffs, Bush is the KING!!!!!!!
    Not quite what I was trying to get across, but at least it’s true!

38. Paige

    07 January, 2006, 10:55 pm

    In the kingdom of :limp: the one :wang: man is king :kiss:

39. Bullet666

    09 January, 2006, 4:12 am

    In The Kingdom Of Apes, the one- left handed monkey with a head the size of a peanut, 46 testicles, 3 :boob:, 4 :wang:, 987 :java:, and is, in a weird and insanely humourous kinda way, related to saddam hussein is king!

    or not.
    help. 8)

40. Dark_N_Evil

    11 January, 2006, 12:49 am

    In the kindom of the “spots on the wall” the one man “who flug cum” is king.

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