Captiontime #221

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57 responses to “Captiontime #221”

1. 

   12 February, 2008

   AnnieB

   Now that’s a wedgie! 😛
2. 

   12 February, 2008

   scamper95

   Damn I bet that hurts
3. 

   12 February, 2008

   ZenReaper

   :wtf: ouch…
4. 

   12 February, 2008

   Suzi

   Good lord. I thought “thong” and “wedgie” were synonymous until I saw this.
5. 

   12 February, 2008

   Infernos

   Something about a camel toe from hell comes to mind here 😈
6. 

   12 February, 2008

   Drusky

   Suddenly, an awful vision of cutting open a clam with a bandsaw comes to mind… 😛 :wtf: :dead:

   A caption? Oh Yeah…

   The thong that went wrong…
7. 

   12 February, 2008

   Drusky

   Dave, Why isn’t the video of the day a topic on it’s own?

   The person in the video could be the above pictured girl seen from the front… :limp:
8. 

   12 February, 2008

   ospirin

   I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my thong
   So sexy it hurts
9. 

   12 February, 2008

   hoatzin

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   [S]he apparently likes mushrooms
10. 

    12 February, 2008

    Lake Effect

    Seems she might be…um…looking for her contacts?
11. 

    12 February, 2008

    Steve W

    Damn she took the thong song a little too seriously.
12. 

    12 February, 2008

    Jay Laverdure

    Mandy, I told you last time: You don’t HAVE to get dressed in the dark…
13. 

    12 February, 2008

    Lake Effect

    That ain’t the bread thong you promised you’d wear!
14. 

    12 February, 2008

    Meagan

    It was a dare. She had to show him her thong and lick his pants. He just didn’t think she’d do it like this. :wtf:
15. 

    12 February, 2008

    Supercharged_goddess

    :wtf: Wow! If she can do that she has on grannie thongs! :puke: Someone! Quick! Get that poor person another box of floss! :limp: And here we have Britney’s new line of strait jacket, in a modern barely there look in classic white.
16. 

    12 February, 2008

    Supercharged_goddess

    Damn she’s cheeky!
17. 

    12 February, 2008

    janeeto

    Mary said to Jack, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours.” Jack, thinking this was going to be his lucky night, quickly unzipped his pants as Mary went to the restroom. Jack soon realized that Mary wasn’t playing with a full deck. :limp:
18. 

    12 February, 2008

    janeeto

    RE: Video of the day: Why is he wearing a gas mask over his junk? Side effect of eating wild mushrooms?
19. 

    13 February, 2008

    Russ

    A little to the the left… A little closer… now gag! :wang:

    From this angle who cares what she looks like.
20. 

    13 February, 2008

    Lung the Younger

    Borat’s sister?
21. 

    13 February, 2008

    Spud

    Floss anyone?
22. 

    13 February, 2008

    hoatzin

    Wicked Weasel, makers of fine micro bikinis and popular with onanists everywhere, announces their new spring collection: Wicked Painful Weasel
23. 

    13 February, 2008

    AnnieB

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    Your ability to cut to the chase is laudable. 😛 :kiss: :wang:
24. 

    13 February, 2008

    Mjaz

    Calories aside – here are some of the (arguably) grossest canned foods: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2007/10/gallerycannedfoods?slide=1&slideView=1

    Make sure to try the bird-nest (aka bird-puke) soda, and the silkworms in gravy.
25. 

    13 February, 2008

    Bigwavdave

    AYPWIP?

    Well I think so, but wouldn’t putting a thong backwards and over your shoulders be illegal in Canada?
26. 

    13 February, 2008

    Mjaz

    hmmmm – link didn’t work – trying again:
    http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2007/10/gallerycannedfoods?slide=1&slideView=1

    If it doesn’t work again, I won’t continue to spam, but trust me.. there is some nasty shit people will put in their mouths – beyond the obvious =P
27. 

    13 February, 2008

    TimM

    My sister has a tramp stamp tattoo just like tha…….. OMG..Debbie?!!
28. 

    13 February, 2008

    Lung the Younger

    Unsurprisingly, the “Blind Girls Gone Wild!” franchise didn’t really catch on.
29. 

    13 February, 2008

    Nicolette

    Makes me wonder what look is on the guy holding the beer’s face? I mean did he think he was going to get lucky, and then start to freak out……. :wtf:
30. 

    13 February, 2008

    junkman

    this really is the thin edge of the wedge.
31. 

    13 February, 2008

    swankboy

    Corn on the cob: hard to get out of your teeth harder to get out of your…
32. 

    13 February, 2008

    DaPopster

    Thar’s gonna leave a nasty rash …………. :wtf:
33. 

    13 February, 2008

    StevieC

    That’s not a thong, those are reins for beer guy to control the canter. :wang:
34. 

    13 February, 2008

    Russ

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    Thank you, thank you, thank you. You can pee on my leg anytime just don’t make me call you a bitch. I don’t know you that well. 😈 😛
35. 

    13 February, 2008

    Flash Gordon

    Winner, Knob-gnawer #5, Westminster Show, Best of Breed. 👿 😈 😛

    AnnieB, you little bitch. :kiss: :wang: :wang:
36. 

    13 February, 2008

    Lake Effect

    Funniest G-string video I’ve ever seen…
37. 

    13 February, 2008

    Pablo

    The golden rule goes for wedgies as well.

    It is better to give than receive.

    And is it appropriate to wear the white thong on this side of Labor Day?
38. 

    13 February, 2008

    AnnieB

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    How dare you! I’ll have you know that I’m a COLOSSAL bitch. I don’t do ANYTHING halfway! 😛 :kiss: :wang:
39. 

    13 February, 2008

    bud

    “One more tug on these shoulder straps, and I should be able to yank out whatever is stuck up there…”
40. 

    13 February, 2008

    Flash Gordon

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    Many pardons, babe. Does this mean you won’t pee on my leg?
    🙁 🙁 :kiss: 😳
41. 

    13 February, 2008

    Spud

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    Brilliant.
42. 

    13 February, 2008

    Maven

    Looks like she’s emulating Borat’s thong.

    I wonder if she shaves her ass like he does…
43. 

    13 February, 2008

    Robert Baker

    I think it’s a sling shot device…..but I’m sure what it’s shooting, or where it’s aimed 😈
44. 

    13 February, 2008

    rjbaker

    I think this is a form of self-propulsion. The thong propels the ass into
    the head. Recto-cranial inversion! 😀
45. 

    13 February, 2008

    AnnieB

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    One golden shower coming up … arf arf 😛
46. 

    13 February, 2008

    Dragonhose

    Can you hear me now?
47. 

    14 February, 2008

    Dragonhose

    I don’t think this things working.
48. 

    14 February, 2008

    AnnieB

    What do you mean? Do you think it’s supposed to talk back to you or something? 😀
49. 

    14 February, 2008

    Mr Doug

    …and this resulted in the worlds largest camel toad….
50. 

    14 February, 2008

    Flash Gordon

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    Hey, they most always talk back to me! I’ve been trying t o dry my leg. :wang: :kiss: 😎 🙂
51. 

    14 February, 2008

    Bigwavdave

    Happy V Day to all you Zilla Vixens. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
52. 

    14 February, 2008

    Marcus

    I didn’t know you could wear dental floss :puke:
53. 

    15 February, 2008

    StevieC

    Ok, she’s been here for three days – hose her down; she’s done.
54. 

    16 February, 2008

    Dragonhose

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    He told her it was his new zipper cell phone.
55. 

    22 February, 2008

    Dude

    [Comment ID #227284 will appear here]Is this a very subtle Rush reference? If it is…sweet.
56. 

    29 February, 2008

    Maven

    I’m just envisioning the damage that high-pressured thong could do to an errant hemmorhoid that dared to see daylight.
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