Caption Time #90

1. Dark_N_Evil

   11 January, 2006, 12:37 am

   “Look mom….I told you trailer trash barbie does exist”!!! :puke:

2. Dark_N_Evil

   11 January, 2006, 1:07 am

   also curious as to whats in “his” lap?

3. Spud

   11 January, 2006, 2:04 am

   It’s all downhill from here…

   😕

4. Trey

   11 January, 2006, 2:53 am

   That hand is going down!

5. Anna

   11 January, 2006, 3:13 am

   Dedicating your lego to a dead cat? And I thought I didn’t have a life!

6. Lung the Younger

   11 January, 2006, 4:06 am

   Ah the pride of any red state.

7. cbatdux

   11 January, 2006, 4:36 am

   Now THAT’s a dog tag….

8. Becky

   11 January, 2006, 5:51 am

   My trailer IS bigger than yours!

9. marcus

   11 January, 2006, 6:02 am

   Baby’s first sentence, “Give me a beer, I want to pee on papa.”

10. mitch

    11 January, 2006, 6:51 am

    “Dear God in Heaven, I’ve landed in the shallow end of the gene pool!!!!” 😡

11. Dean

    11 January, 2006, 7:02 am

    The stunned seattle family experience sun-shine.

12. Nicholle

    11 January, 2006, 7:07 am

    Somebody has way, WAY too much time on their hands to spend THAT much time working with Legos! :wtf:

13. John K

    11 January, 2006, 7:52 am

    We know who wears the dog tags in this family.
    Army surplus bra to boot.
    Surprised that the kid does not have a rubber grenade for a teething toy.

14. Tami Jo

    11 January, 2006, 7:56 am

    Ew. Would she like some soup with her rolls?

15. Lace Valentine

    11 January, 2006, 8:20 am

    Get off my lawn!!

    

16. Nikki

    11 January, 2006, 8:21 am

    The dog tags are a particularly klassy touch.

17. underdog

    11 January, 2006, 8:29 am

    Damn Lady please put a shirt on, for pitys sake!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Your gonna scar the kid!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡

18. Davezilla

    11 January, 2006, 8:32 am

    “We got our wedding registered at the WalMarts.”

    :dead:

19. underdog

    11 January, 2006, 8:42 am

    hey bring that tattoed lady back :wang:

20. joboo

    11 January, 2006, 9:38 am

    What are you all talking about? She’d work in a pinch! 😆

21. DT

    11 January, 2006, 9:50 am

    Gives a whole new meaning to “roll in the hay”.

22. Patrick

    11 January, 2006, 9:56 am

    This is EXACTLY why there should be a competency test for paternity!
    The first words outta that kids’ mouth are gonna be “Would you like fries with that sir”?
    And you thought My Name Is Earl was fictional. 😀

23. Craig

    11 January, 2006, 10:58 am

    “Honey, this kid smells worse than you, and wipe that stupid look off your face.”
    :limp:

24. Craig

    11 January, 2006, 11:06 am

    I think mommy has just reallized that life’s potential has passed her buy! :dead:

25. Bobby

    11 January, 2006, 11:24 am

    This is what happens to the gene pool when you mix stagnant pond water with raw sewage…you ain’t gonna get Evian!!! :wtf:

26. Esther

    11 January, 2006, 11:29 am

    I like how the cigarette lighter is within the baby’s reach, just in case he wants to play with the propane tank.

    As for that church, it’s unbelievable, but if Ms. Too Much Time on Her Hands really wanted to honor her dear departed kitty, she could have taken the money she spent on those Legos, and donated it to her local animal shelter. I think that would have made too much sense, though.

27. Bobby

    11 January, 2006, 11:32 am

    [Comment ID #17926 Will Be Quoted Here]

    I don’t know if either of today’s topics make too much sense!!! 😛

28. Lisa

    11 January, 2006, 12:16 pm

    The “father” bears a resemblance to the person who played with a rodent in an earlier post.

    Funny thing about the Lego church and its pipe organ – Church of Christ normally has no musical instruments in the sanctuary.

29. bert

    11 January, 2006, 12:17 pm

    Pic of that cathedral have been around for atleast 6 years. I saw it when I was managing a toy store, at the time the pussy wasn’t involved.

30. Blue States Suck

    11 January, 2006, 12:51 pm

    Uh, if I could only have voted for that ketchup guy, we’d be in style Elvis!

31. mistygal

    11 January, 2006, 12:52 pm

    :puke:Feed that poor guy some food with starch in it and cover up the abino roly poly! And let me raise the cutie pie kid. :kiss:

32. mistygal

    11 January, 2006, 12:56 pm

    oops typo that’s supposed to say albino.

33. MrDoug

    11 January, 2006, 3:00 pm

    “We put “Trash” in white trash.

    OK the whole church thing is my fault see, I swerved to hit precious, it was just such a tempting target running down the street like that, that I could just not resist trying to get the tires aligned with it’s little head. Good news is that it made that really cool ‘POP’ sound as it went under the tire.
    😈

34. Da Popster

    11 January, 2006, 3:12 pm

    Sa for the lego cathedral, sounds as if there QUITE A FEW bricks missing and not only in the the “guests” :wtf:

35. prtyprincess7104

    11 January, 2006, 3:16 pm

    Somebody has too much time on her hands, and her love for the damn cat is creepy, How about get a life.

    As for the inbred rednecks…

    Next time try not to reproduce with your brother, trust me we don,t need your nephew/son/uncle/dad/grandpa’s genes floating around in the world.
    What are you trying to do create another Billy Bob Thorton? ❓

36. prtyprincess7104

    11 January, 2006, 3:22 pm

    Dave where do you find your stuff?
    Sometimes I think you are a weirdo magnet.

    Or maybe you’ve got alot of weird college buddies?

37. Spud

    11 January, 2006, 3:39 pm

    Does anyone think we are all being too harsh? after all they may be lovely people.

    anyone?

    Bueller?

    🙄

38. Steppenwolf

    11 January, 2006, 3:52 pm

    I know I’m going to be abused for saying this but I see nothing wrong with the picture unless you believe only the Aryan race should be allowed to have kids. Wait…I think that idea was tried before. Sieg Heil! :puke:
    I also think the cathedral is pretty cool.

39. darren

    11 January, 2006, 3:56 pm

    Today we’s cellibratein our sons first birfday, and my wifes cirtifikit from beauty skool. kant ya tell!

40. prtyprincess7104

    11 January, 2006, 4:25 pm

    Steppenwolf , are you a redneck?

    Poor baby
    So am I
    :wtf:

41. franklito

    11 January, 2006, 4:38 pm

    U cant tell ME, i aint takin good care of my family! I just cleaned them last week.

42. Nina

    11 January, 2006, 4:45 pm

    Strange that the woman has rolls but the man looks like he’s starved! :wtf:

43. Matt C

    11 January, 2006, 4:53 pm

    Sheee-it, Jerome! I love it when you take me to these fancy restaraunts. I dressed up real nice an’ purty for you too!

44. Jodi

    11 January, 2006, 5:18 pm

    Baby’s first night as designated driver for Ma and Pa.

45. dougieace

    11 January, 2006, 6:24 pm

    “shiiit thisin come out sideways,it didnt hurt or nothin”

46. Fran

    11 January, 2006, 6:44 pm

    I’m with Steppenwolf but I’m not a groupie. That’s a fine young couple. And I think that Lego creation is quite lovely and the cat pictures are, well, precious. Really! That was a major construction job. How many people ever finish a project like that? 😀

47. Zen

    11 January, 2006, 7:38 pm

    You see honey, winning the lotto does change things.

48. Steppenwolf

    11 January, 2006, 7:57 pm

    No, I’m not a redneck. In fact, I’m about as liberal as you can get.. I’m also not above making fun of people when I think they deserve it. Guess I’m just tired of people being judged by their appearance. Some of the best people I know look similar to these people and others who suck look like they belong in GQ. .
    But on a less serious note…Fran, my user name is taken from the book not the band. Doubt that Hesse had many groupies.
    😆

49. tawana

    11 January, 2006, 8:24 pm

    britney and kevin – the golden years!! 😛

50. girl

    11 January, 2006, 8:33 pm

    it’s a hippie white trash picnic! my favorite!

51. larfus

    11 January, 2006, 9:18 pm

    hmmm i know where Dave got this picture from 🙄

52. bryan

    11 January, 2006, 9:19 pm

    …he sure got a purdy mouth, ain’t he?….

53. larfus

    11 January, 2006, 9:19 pm

    well the babys got dads ears and the posture from mom.

54. cbatdux

    11 January, 2006, 10:16 pm

    wuduya mean, ya change the di-per ever day???

    (Is this from a family reunion dave? If so, some of you should just LIGHTEN up!)

    Dave gets “2 snaps up” for today’s post.

55. cbatdux

    11 January, 2006, 10:17 pm

    BTW – what’s the record for comments? This one has incited quite the flurry….

56. JFLY

    11 January, 2006, 10:37 pm

    “We’s gonna raise him up good and proud, Ma…just you watch. Me & Jimmy Dean are gonna see to it he gets a good ej-u-ka-shun. No chicken wire on HIS schoolbus windows..uh-uh!!!”

    Ummm…Steppenwolf? Didn’t the band get the name from the book?

    And LMAO Darren…

57. Fran

    11 January, 2006, 10:45 pm

    Just checking out the plot summary for Steppenwolf. Pretty deep, not unlike deep fat fried Bacon Tempura. :wtf:

58. Kenn

    12 January, 2006, 12:17 am

    Wow. I didn’t know the lead singer from Depeche Mode had a kid.

59. Kris

    12 January, 2006, 10:18 am

    why am i the only one with a shirt on? This is bull s#*^ im the only one who looks CUTE with it off. 8)

60. Esther

    12 January, 2006, 11:39 am

    Mmmmm, bacon tempura….. 😀

61. Wendy

    13 January, 2006, 12:39 am

    The only name that comes to mind is Jerry Springer… hehehee 😈

62. Debarella

    13 January, 2006, 2:51 pm

    To all of you who drive while talking on your cell phone, just to let us see how important you are; please note that anyone can get a cell phone.

63. Dennis Bookhart

    13 January, 2006, 6:30 pm

    Hey little girl. How about you go to Mommy and let me sit on Daddy’s lap? And then we’ll see what ‘cums up?’ :wang:

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