Caption Time #87

1. Nina

   01 January, 2006, 12:15 am

   :wtf:
   “Boy don’t touch my food with those hands. I just watched you scratch you as*!”

   Happy New Year!

2. Jen (yep, me too)

   01 January, 2006, 12:22 am

   What the f**ck is he trying to do to me?!?!! Stay away you freaky a*s human!:wtf:

3. Arachnae

   01 January, 2006, 12:37 am

   :wtf: You want to do what?? I don’t think so! Homey don’t play dat!

4. Duker

   01 January, 2006, 12:41 am

   …Smells like fish but it tastes like cock:wtf:Why YOOOUUUU:evil:!!

   HAAAAAAPPPYY NEEWWW YEEAAARRR!!!

5. Spud

   01 January, 2006, 1:15 am

   Just … one … more … step …

   hpny!

   😈

6. cbatdux

   01 January, 2006, 1:34 am

   No more Pop Rocks dammit! I’ll explode!

7. b-dizzy

   01 January, 2006, 1:38 am

   You may try to block everyone else’s view with the bucket, but I know what you mean when you say I will feel a small prick! :wang:

   :wtf:

8. JFLY

   01 January, 2006, 4:41 am

   “You’re not a Virgo!!!”

   “You’re not Hugh Jackman!!!”

   “And you’re not Steppenwolf!!!”

   Lol..sorry, couldn’t resist. :thong:

9. JFLY

   01 January, 2006, 4:43 am

   Umm…by the way, Dave. When are you gonna get a black thong icon? 😈

10. mitch

    01 January, 2006, 6:30 am

    “Damn Bush. When is he going to allow inter-species marriage. It’s wrong to deny us our happiness.”

11. Steppenwolf

    01 January, 2006, 7:28 am

    Man you been a naughty boy. I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

12. Steppenwolf

    01 January, 2006, 7:35 am

    “Back off perv…I said I’m a pinniped not a pinup!”.

13. Nikki

    01 January, 2006, 7:55 am

    Happy New Year, Dave. :kiss: I woke up with someone else in my underwear. 😀

14. cbatdux

    01 January, 2006, 8:25 am

    Easy with the pancake, as*hole! I want to look natural on camera with Regis….

15. Craig

    01 January, 2006, 8:52 am

    “I don’t like the way that dog is looking at me. did someone help you get dressed today, or did you coordinate all that blue by yourself? I would like to go back to the water now, can you help me out with that, butch?” 👿

16. Lung the Younger

    01 January, 2006, 11:44 am

    I really hate when that time of the week comes round and you have to clean your walrus’s contact lenses.

17. girl

    01 January, 2006, 1:33 pm

    “AHHHH! Light blue overalls are SO 2005! I can’t be seen with a fashion victim! SHOO!”

18. frisko5

    01 January, 2006, 3:46 pm

    Is that thing alive? It looks like one of those cement sculptures that children crawl on in the mall.

19. Lace Valentine

    01 January, 2006, 4:04 pm

    “Do I look fat in this?” :smile::thong:

20. Dennis Bookhart

    01 January, 2006, 5:55 pm

    :wtf: Son, I told you to never come in Mommy’s bedroom when she’s entertaining the neighbor boy!

21. Dante

    01 January, 2006, 6:01 pm

    “I am not a crook!”

22. Kunal Goel

    01 January, 2006, 6:35 pm

    don’t you fucking touch me!

23. Skipperobi

    01 January, 2006, 7:13 pm

    eeeeeeeek!!!A human!!!

24. Brad

    02 January, 2006, 1:50 am

    ****BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP****

25. Brad

    02 January, 2006, 1:50 am

    You’re not Princess Leia!

26. Wendy

    02 January, 2006, 4:28 am

    I am SO done playing, give me my damned fish!!!!!!!!!!!

27. Spud

    02 January, 2006, 5:13 am

    Ew! Ew! don’t touch me!

28. jeffro

    02 January, 2006, 9:43 am

    YOU’RE STEPPING ON MY 3′ :wang:

29. Patrick

    02 January, 2006, 10:01 am

    OH MY GOD! I thought you said YOU locked the bedroom door! Junior, Mommy was, she was, uuuh, she was inflating Daddy. That’s what she was doing. He was running out of air. Now go back to your room and turn on your Teenaged Mutan Ninja Seals. :wang:

30. kate

    02 January, 2006, 10:17 am

    actually i am curios about the black thong myself i have a thing for lingerie any who ” who the hell threw this in here i want it out i specificly said NO MASTURBATERS but nooooooo who listens to the fat guy sure just act like you cant understand me *SOB*” 😆 :wtf: :java:

31. Tony Sarrecchia

    02 January, 2006, 10:23 am

    Sorry, you’re just too pink and hairy for me.

32. JohnP

    02 January, 2006, 10:39 am

    If you would stop leaning on me I could sit up straight!

33. Paige

    02 January, 2006, 1:24 pm

    I cant believe I ate the whole thing :puke:

34. Branwen

    02 January, 2006, 1:36 pm

    Can’t we just shake hands and wish each other an good year to come? I really don’t like to kiss humans.
    (Happy New Year from the Netherlands!)

35. zxcv

    02 January, 2006, 4:12 pm

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36. Cherish

    02 January, 2006, 7:15 pm

    “JABBA NO BARGAIN!”

37. marcus

    02 January, 2006, 11:15 pm

    Oh god!! Not this freak again. I told you to keep your hands off my anus. I feel fine. I don’t have a fever.

38. Da Popster

    03 January, 2006, 12:24 am

    Ewwwwwwwwwww, fish breath !! :puke:

39. Jason

    03 January, 2006, 2:24 am

    Bob,Bob!!!,are you stil in there??.I told you not to wear the tuna costume around the walrus!!!! :java:

40. Rachel

    03 January, 2006, 3:24 pm

    I will bite your damn nose off !!!!!!!!!!!! 😈

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