Caption Time #66

1. Dante

   20 August, 2005, 12:52 am

   “Dante if he were black”

2. Spud

   20 August, 2005, 2:12 am

   “Oh great and wise spirit, give me the strength to finish this set…”

   “before you, I do the spread eagle dance of humbleness…”

   :geek:

3. Bob Boyn

   20 August, 2005, 2:43 am

   “Boo Hoo, I am so sad. 1978 called and wants it’s tux back!”

4. Frisko5

   20 August, 2005, 5:11 am

   He is feeling the love, being moved by the music. I did read the memo about 1978 wanting his tux back

5. GrumpySimon

   20 August, 2005, 6:04 am

   No! I will NOT play “Werewolves of London” one more time! I don’t care if this is your wedding! I QUIT!

   –Simon

6. Lisa

   20 August, 2005, 6:41 am

   One more request really would kill him.

7. Anonymous

   20 August, 2005, 9:16 am

   James Brown playing his Organ??:idea:

8. Sel

   20 August, 2005, 9:31 am

   Stevie had always wondered if he could play piano AND go down on himself at the same time.

9. Mike

   20 August, 2005, 9:51 am

   
   Even in death, Leroy couldn’t let go of his organ.

10. CJ

    20 August, 2005, 10:00 am

    Even as a young man playing early gigs, the multi-instrument talented Jimmy Hendrix had that certain “stage presence”.

11. pappy

    20 August, 2005, 11:33 am

    “Oh my God, someone stole my bench!!”

12. c-rolla

    20 August, 2005, 11:46 am

    Number 101 from 1001 Great Tricks to play on a blind Man; the ole pull out the bench trick.

13. rust

    20 August, 2005, 2:25 pm

    He just found out that “Walken for President in 2008” was a hoax… now he can’t get it up!

14. FAA

    20 August, 2005, 3:44 pm

    The Inagadda-father-davida of Soul

15. DK

    20 August, 2005, 6:30 pm

    Disco night at the physical therapy center for quadriplegics. 🙄

16. banda

    20 August, 2005, 10:09 pm

    “Dang! You’d think you’d be able to find a contact lens on a bright orange shag carpet, but noooooooo.”

17. JFLY

    20 August, 2005, 10:31 pm

    A young Ray Charles, after being told what he was wearing…

18. Lung the Younger

    21 August, 2005, 4:44 am

    So that’s why Christopher Walken tried to shoot Martin Sheen at the end of ‘The Dead Zone’. He was jealous. After all, Walken is just a common actor whereas Martin Sheen is a REAL president.

19. Chad

    21 August, 2005, 1:26 pm

    I cant feel my legs, I cant feel my legs

20. ramjet

    21 August, 2005, 4:21 pm

    what do you mean im black?:wang:

21. Keith Burgin

    21 August, 2005, 5:31 pm

    Born to a wealthy black family, raised in the Hamptons, Trevor “Jelly Roll” Johnson never had the nack for blues piano until he discovered, during gym class, that his package was much smaller than the other black students in his class.

    Now, every so often, Jelly Roll Johnson has to reaquaint himself with the blues by staring at his crotch during performances.

22. bill r

    22 August, 2005, 3:39 am

    were the @$&*! is my stool

23. MIKE

    22 August, 2005, 9:29 am

    Steal the drums, you will never get the organ out by yourself.

24. Anonymous

    22 August, 2005, 10:56 am

    Leroy just never could FACE THE MUSIC!:grin:

25. mikeB

    22 August, 2005, 4:33 pm

    The color of the carpet is clearing sucking away his will to life.

26. girl

    22 August, 2005, 11:58 pm

    “…I couldn’t believe my eyes! some asshole just walked right up and stole Stevie’s bench right out from under him!”

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