Caption Time #288

Caption Time #288

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32 responses to “Caption Time #288”

  1. Kristi Avatar
    Kristi

    Three fat fucks
    Three fat fucks
    See how they run
    See how they run
    Their bellies are bouncing here and there
    Their man-boobs are flying through the air
    Their back fat will give you a great big scare
    Three fat fucks

    😀

  2. Bear Avatar
    Bear

    Yea…we’re FAT and fuck you!! Now where is that gawd damn swimmin pool!!

  3. Craigaroonie Avatar
    Craigaroonie

    Oh, we’re buff.
    Buff-ay.
    Buffet, the waistline slayer.
    Big ole shorts.

  4. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Up the middle, Left, Right & Center!!

  5. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    The three disgruntled Biggest Losers flipped-off the cameraman then proceeded to eat him.

  6. CornBot Avatar
    CornBot

    These guys prove that the real insult should not be said as ‘Fuck you,’ but ‘Nobody fuck you.’ They are all hand signal because they can’t actually fuck anything with their actual equipment, lost and sweaty amongst the folds. 😯

  7. Lung the Younger Avatar

    United Colors of Benettonne.

  8. Mandy Avatar

    [quote comment=”634286″]Three fat fucks
    Three fat fucks
    See how they run
    See how they run
    Their bellies are bouncing here and there
    Their man-boobs are flying through the air
    Their back fat will give you a great big scare
    Three fat fucks
    :D[/quote]

    omg!!!! lmao!! 😀

  9. Mandy Avatar

    “you call that a large? f-u!!”

  10. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    I’m embarrassed to be a man.

  11. Captain Comet Avatar
    Captain Comet

    Sometimes you gotta give ’em the best ya got!

  12. David Avatar
    David

    Kristi has to win – what can top her rhyme?

  13. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Porks Illustrated, Swimtrunks Edition

  14. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    the redneck olympic swimming club…..capable of polluting a pool in 30 seconds
    look out when these three fat f-cks get in the pool and it overflows
    lake oweemuskogee just rose 3 inches when they got in and they left a ring around it
    the swim suits courtesy of Omar the tent maker
    their fingers are the only things that they can get up

  15. Cobe Avatar
    Cobe

    Fat Farm? We don’t need no stinking fat farm.

  16. scamper95 Avatar
    scamper95

    Each one showing their IQ level

  17. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    im sure with enough time i’ll get the other two but for now the one in the middle is definately the butt sex child of the stay puft marshmallow man and the michelin man. 😉

  18. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    On the way to the showers after winning the World Championship Team Crisco Gargling event, the proud boys strike a pose…

  19. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Don’t flush !!! You’ll plug up the drain and we’ll never be able to empty the gene pool.
    Cripes, imagine the size of the plunger you’d need …….. :wtf: :puke:

  20. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    I’m too sexy for my …

    Ah fuck that’s right I can’t find one that fits.

  21. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    #2 guy, “pay attention, I will now insert this into Mr. #3’s backside and Mr#1 will do the same to me. Then we will form a circle and dance and sing.”

  22. Linda Gonzalez Avatar

    I have truly discovered why a whale beaches itself…. for self defense of these fat asses rolling in on a title wave from the gene pool.. :dead: :puke: 😳

  23. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    the three amegos

  24. Brandon Avatar
    Brandon

    If fat fuck #1 traded lower half with fat fuck #3, then at least their upper and lower bodies would be more proportionate like the clearly superior “physique” of fat fuck #2.

    Fat fuck #3 has ass-hams of such gigantor size, particularly compared to his upper body, that I have an unbearable urge to push him over (with a truck or something) only to see if he would bounce back up.

  25. JulesOdeNile Avatar
    JulesOdeNile

    that is the most sex related action they have had this year :limp:

  26. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    They are showing their displeasure after getting kicked out of the buffet for mireading the sigh on the wall which reads, All you can eat not you eat it all.

  27. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    On their way to a Fat Fucks Anonymous meeting. Alcoholics Anonymous kicked their
    asses out. :puke: 😕 :wtf: :geek: :geek:

  28. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    [quote comment=”634286″]Three fat fucks
    Three fat fucks
    See how they run
    See how they run
    Their bellies are bouncing here and there
    Their man-boobs are flying through the air
    Their back fat will give you a great big scare
    Three fat fucks

    :D[/quote]

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!

  29. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    Huey, Dewey, and Louie

  30. thatdamnredhead Avatar

    Given the angle of the camera, they look rather small . . . I think those are the newest line of garden gnomes for New Yorkers. 😛

  31. michael Avatar
    michael

    a special message for jenny craig

  32. michael Avatar
    michael

    the only birds they managed to not eat