Caption Time #279

Caption Time #279


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25 responses to “Caption Time #279”

  1. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    yes it’s going to be hard to hit but please shoot it now.

    p.s. what in the fuck is happening in the world of photos? can’t a mechanism be attached to the camera that shoots a spring loaded bolt through the eye of the beholder and then dumps acid into the film canister before an unsuspecting public is subjected to this sort of thing?

    p.s.s. caption time…”this is my parents basement”…..remember guns don’t kill people parents do. :troll:

  2. Astryd Avatar

    Guitar hero guitars, clean manicured carpet, twin bed, blue single curtains, no design…more than likely, water pistols and matchboxes, old painted cassette cases. The only scary thing in this picture is the guy…

    Encouragment to mothers everywhere to raise your sons to be productive members of society!! 😕

  3. Bear Avatar
    Bear

    where’s the Dildo…

  4. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Quest For Firepower

  5. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Guns, Guitars and a semi-naked long-haired man

  6. StevieC Avatar

    Todd’s profile pic on Lowered Expectations

    Astryd – nice to see your ass again. Gimme 15.

  7. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Next time them ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’ boys come round, I’ll be ready for ‘em.

  8. pam Avatar

    Isn’t that a kids bed make me think someone is still living at home with mom!!!! :puke: :troll:

  9. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    WTF that is enough to give us dry heaves for the next week….the only way to cure this is to dip the dip in Nair head to toe,use the guns as supositories,tale the ammo and burglar tools and donate to the boys in blue……and…. use the giutars to play his favorite song ..”I lve at home and I wuv my mama”

  10. NJ Avatar
    NJ

    That was an eye opener this morning!! Definately compensating for something :limp:

  11. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    He was a quiet kid living at home, always came out to get the paper in his bathrobe. We thought his folks were on vacation in Florida…

  12. juleOdeNile Avatar
    juleOdeNile

    my therapist was so close…. back to square one now…. 😕

  13. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    “He was such a nice man. I can’t beleve he went to the mall and did such a terrible thing!”

  14. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    I stick all these things in my random orifices cause i can’t get a date. My penis tells me I’m a bad boyyy

  15. jdn Avatar
    jdn

    who said elvis was dead

  16. Nicolette Avatar

    This what happens when cousins marry! :puke: :puke: :puke:

  17. Meagan Avatar

    Gah! A warning would’ve been helpful. Dude, can I use your gun to shoot out my eyes? :wtf:

  18. PPPrick Avatar
    PPPrick

    [quote comment=”630167″]where’s the Dildo…[/quote]
    See the guy holding the gun???

  19. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    That night, Sasquatch vowed never to be ‘messed with’ by those jerky eating a-holes again… ❗

  20. Mandy Fish Avatar

    “Girls only want boyfriends with great skills.”

  21. Sherri Avatar
    Sherri

    Is this supposed to be sexy because it’s just making me gag :puke:
    Someone has been living at home with mommy too long and has too much time on his hands.

  22. rem1967 Avatar
    rem1967

    The sad fate of your average ’80s hair band guitarist.

  23. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    Guns ‘n Bozos

  24. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    nice rash!

  25. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    AnnieB’s old boyfriend who circumcised himself with a .45. ❗ :kiss: :wtf: :troll:

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