Caption Time #275

Caption Time #275

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21 responses to “Caption Time #275”

  1. Craigaroonie Avatar
    Craigaroonie

    Every woman is thinking the same thing, “He’ll die soon.”.

  2. Lung the Younger Avatar

    This Coliseum was built thanks to a foundation that included a consortium of most of our debtors…..

    ….or to put it another way, most of our debtors are in the foundations of this building.

  3. Chris Avatar

    It takes all six of them to find his micro penis. :troll:

  4. StevieC Avatar

    Vinnie’s logo is a copy of the Cadillac logo, so if Vinnie is a Cadillac ….

    He’s got a wide, plush seat. Check
    He’s bigger than everyone else. Check
    He’s butt-ugly, no matter what the angle. Check
    His suspension sags. Check
    When you look at him, one of your first thoughts is “funeral”. Check
    The only reason a woman likes him is because they think there is money involved. Check
    The left signal light is on. Check
    He’s high maintenance with questionable quality. Check
    He’s got a trunk that will hold at least 4 bodies. Check
    The nose sticks out as much as the trunk does. Check
    He thinks he’s classy but he’s got nothing on the Europeans. Check
    He’s tacky. Check
    You wouldn’t want him to land on you. Check

    Yep, Vinnie is a Cad Who Lacks alright.

  5. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    -i like the woman who decided to rest her chin on his head.
    -i like how the flower arrangement obscures his food.
    -i like the broad on v.b’s. right having a smoke waiting for it to be over.
    -i like how v.b’s. russet rug matches the oversized blue blockers.
    -i like that v.b. could double fist pepper and salt if he needed to.
    -i like the irony of karen black standing under the black logo.
    -i like the asian in the see-through toga.
    -i like the woman on v.b’s. left discreetly wearing the “women who hate men” organization’s flag as a dress.
    -i like that right after this photo vinnie was heard to say “noww fukkkovvv and bring me a bucket.” :puke: :puke:

  6. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Somewhere in Utah…

  7. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”628040″]-i like the irony of karen black standing under the black logo.[/quote]
    Good call!

  8. AnnieB Avatar

    [quote comment=”628041″]Somewhere in Utah…[/quote]

    Would you believe Greenwich Village BWD? A dinner theater, no less.

    StevieC, he’s known as “The Cadillac of Caterers” (apparently only according to him) and the place has been referred to as the Taj Mahal of Tastelessness. Gee, wonder why.

    Ziti all around!

    Friday’s Question is: Would Don Corleone eat at Vinnie’s and if so, would Vinnie live to tell the tale? 😛

  9. Davezilla Avatar

    Some great pics of the tackiness.

  10. Mandy Avatar

    wow dave. this one of him is my fave http://bit.ly/YDbUv :thong:

  11. Mandy Avatar

    he’s about to die of a massive coronary on that one 👿

  12. StevieC Avatar

    [quote comment=”628046″]he’s about to die of a massive coronary on that one :evil:[/quote]

    If he did, I’d be willing to step in and take his place in that pic. :wang:

  13. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Jabba and the Sluts ?? :wtf:

  14. AnnieB Avatar

    [quote comment=”628038″]It takes all six of them to find his micro penis. :troll:[/quote]

    LOL Chris!

    I bet they’re thinking – God, if it was only as big as these arms it might be worth it… 😛

  15. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    vinny’s smiling because he’s about to eat about 15,000 calories for a snack The women are smiling because he will soon die.
    The blond sitting on the right looks apprehensive as she is the one that will have to give CPR
    Vinnnie has more chins than a chinese phone book

  16. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    “Christ! It’s Mister Creosote!…”

  17. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    [quote comment=”628050″][quote comment=”628038″]It takes all six of them to find his micro penis. :troll:[/quote]

    LOL Chris!

    I bet they’re thinking – God, if it was only as big as these arms it might be worth it… :P[/quote]

    Remember, he’s “The Cadillac of Caterers” so it’s only natural that he likes to share his little smokie with them… :limp:

  18. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    My cousin Vinnie doing his thing.

    Hey hey hey it’s Spud at large!

  19. Margaret Avatar
    Margaret

    Vinnie B…the ORIGINAL Pimpalicious!!

  20. Memphisbandman Avatar
    Memphisbandman

    So THAT’s what happened to the corpse after “Weekend at Bernie’s!”

  21. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Wrap a bedsheet around him and call him Hussein. :limp: :puke: :wtf: