Caption time #26

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49 responses to “Caption time #26”

1. 

   19 November, 2004

   Tian

   “I came in peace, oh, do you have any seams that needs a touch up?”

   perfect for Bender from Futurama.
2. 

   19 November, 2004

   Spud

   “HEY MAVIS!, Which wall did you want the paint off again?”

   “MAVIS?”

   *slam*
3. 

   19 November, 2004

   Lace Valentine

   The Elephant Man gets a Queer Eye makeover…

   “I am not a Hoover vacuum cleaner!”
4. 

   19 November, 2004

   wisconsin

   ReV. JeLlYbrAIn tries to prove he is NOT a no talent hack.
5. 

   19 November, 2004

   wantwit

   this guy is lucky he’s in california so he doesn’t have to receive a “texas pardon” like this poor chap: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041118/photos_od/mdf758891
6. 

   19 November, 2004

   Obi One Kebabi

   “Use the Force Luke”
   gaaaaaaaaarhhhhhsthp
   “Give in to the Dark side”
   gaaaaaaaaarhhhhhsthp
7. 

   19 November, 2004

   girl

   “Brainy Smurf… I am your father.”
8. 

   19 November, 2004

   ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   Actually I pride myself on being a no talent hack………….:lol:

   Could be worse….

   I could have no talent and live in Wisconsin.

   😕

   P.S Have you guys got instant on/off lighting yet? Or is it just a rumour?
9. 

   19 November, 2004

   Wes A. Wiens

   girl kinda touched on this one but…

   “Ed’s Smurf Extermination Service”

   Fa LA La La La THWACK!!! :dead:
10. 

    19 November, 2004

    Anna

    Rev, is he not nice to you? Shall I beat to no-good Wisconsian to a pulp for you?

    Anyway to comment on the picture:
    “Honey, sex toys are fun, but this is ridiculous!”
11. 

    19 November, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Due to a staff shortage in the state of Texas, death row inmates are now expected to kill themselves using the new “Electrokill” headset.

    Robert here however……

    Just can’t seem to find a spare plug socket at the moment.

    😕
12. 

    19 November, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    After having his uniform stolen by Luke Skywalker and an inspection planned for tommorow morning……

    Capt Nobby Rocket had to come up with a way to fool Lord Vader…..and fast!

    😕
13. 

    19 November, 2004

    mikeB

    I could have no talent and live in Wisconsin.
    SLAM!
14. 

    19 November, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Dear Dave & Natalie,

    After receiving and E-Mail from MCBK asking for a public apology regarding me copying comments that I misguidedly found amusing, from her site to yours.
    I feel that I must apologise to YOU for my thoughtless lack of understanding with regards to “internet courtesy”. But as you all know, I’m not as “netlike” as you people so I didn’t do it out of ill will or nastyness. I’m sorry for my ignorance.

    This morning I posted my resignation from guest blogging on Motor City Bad Kitty as to be 100% honest I’m actually not enjoying it any more. I’m sorry Stacy for squandering “the privilege of writing for you” and “my chance for a larger readership”.

    No reflection on Stacy who is a wonderful person, but I hope that I could still maybe have a column on Davezilla when you redesign, as it’s more my thing.

    Deeply sorry Dave & Natalie.

    Hope You can forgive me, but if you want me to live in exile, I understand.

    Please not Wisconsin thought! They will hang me.

    ReV

    P.S Natalie I do like Canadians too, I was only joking about not liking them.

    🙁
15. 

    19 November, 2004

    Davezilla

    It’s no big deal, ReV.

    Web Rule #1:
    Ignore the trolls. They always crawl back into their caves when no one responds to their f/lame comments.
16. 

    19 November, 2004

    Keith

    “Hey Mom! UPS finally brought my home proctology kit!”
17. 

    19 November, 2004

    Nikki

    Rev gets 50 points for the Star Wars reference, and 100 for slamming Wisconsin. :java:
18. 

    19 November, 2004

    Mandy

    “Here, kitty kitty….”
19. 

    19 November, 2004

    rust

    In order to assure the success of Plan “B” – the secret plan to turn back the clock and lose the Second World War and allow fascism to take over the land of the Free – AMTRAK has decided to review each passenger’s retinal pattern before rifling through their personal papers. Officials say that the temporary measure, a personal crusade of Colonel Dick “Clink” Cheney, head of the Security Staff (SS), will go into effect immediately and probably never go away. Cheney’s plan is to protect American interests on the rails of the Nazion while stripping everyday people of their god-given human rights. The Anti-Terrorist Agent shown here is equipped with a protective faceplate to shield his eyes from the dangerous laser beam emitted when scanning the subject. Experts estimate only 20—25 per cent of AMTRAK passengers will suffer permanent vision impairment under the new orders.
    In an unrelated story, Great Leader BUSH has successfully paralyzed the South American nation of Chile. His Greatness took over the security forces in a thrilling plan to rid the world of the communist^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hterrorist threat. Chile is the world’s largest producer of COPPER, essential material in the production of missiles and other pacification tools.
20. 

    19 November, 2004

    Natalie

    Why are you apologizing to me, Rev? You have no reason to, you’ve never offended me. :kiss:

    You can come and live in exile in Canada. At least we have decent tea.
21. 

    19 November, 2004

    An Interested Party

    Am sorry to have to do this Dave & everyone but unable (due to banning) to post comment to Stacy other than here. Do not like doing this but have no option.

    Stacy,
    The Interested Party honestly does not have any valid email addresses that can be given out (other than work ones)

    *Have to enter email address on MCBK
    *Want to write comment
    *Can’t give work one due to possibility of written warning
    *Have to make one up. Only option. Sorry.

    Do feel that a ban for this is a little unfair.

    Apologise to all Davezilla readers for this interuption & any spelling mistakes
22. 

    19 November, 2004

    rust

    Natalie: the TEA! Red red RED ROSE! (only in Canada? pity!) or even TETLEY (no, reV, not TITLEY). I am so frikkin sick of the goshdarn (oh wash my mouth out with some ZEST©) crappy LIPTON (gack) “TEA” (ggggack) in this country…. cripes, give me another NoES-CAFÉ while yer at it… where’s a TIM HORTON’s when you need one?
23. 

    19 November, 2004

    Merth

    A fashion statement in and of itself. The mask does not match the pants.

    He could be trying to imitate the short lived “Welding Insect Villian” comic book series.
24. 

    19 November, 2004

    Esther

    “Ok, now what do I do?”
25. 

    19 November, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Dr.Stephen Jones considered himself a genius after the patent for his ”electric toothbrush” idea was accepted, but after borrowing $80,000 dollars from the Mafia to produce the prototype………

    He realized there was a serious flaw in his initial design.

    😕
26. 

    19 November, 2004

    Cheap Date

    :wang: “AAAWWW, COME ON, HONEY!! You said you’d TRY it if I bought it!! HONEY?? DAMN!” :limp:
27. 

    19 November, 2004

    simoon

    Smurf goo. Ewwwwwww.
28. 

    19 November, 2004

    Albino Neutrino

    “It’s only a spider … it’s only a spider … it’s only a spider…”
29. 

    19 November, 2004

    wantwit

    I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU BECAUSE THAT PERSON IS OBVIOUSLY THE “BOUNTY HUNTER” BOBA FETT FROM STAR WARS. SHEESH. TEH.
30. 

    19 November, 2004

    Natalie

    He is TEH FETT.
31. 

    19 November, 2004

    Spud

    It’s obvious that this is the prototype of a new CoH super hero.
32. 

    19 November, 2004

    Spud

    Also, I kinda liked Mandy’s caption…
    😈
33. 

    19 November, 2004

    Esther

    ‘CoH,’ Spud? Help me out here, buddy.
34. 

    19 November, 2004

    Ilsa

    “Sir, you have paid for our full body spray-on tanning service and we are going to provide that to you but we reserve the right to protect our employees from the sight of your naked body”
35. 

    19 November, 2004

    Mandy

    lol @ Lisa’s. 😆
36. 

    19 November, 2004

    Davezilla

    “I don’t know how it happened. I was using an ATM when it attacked me and parasitically attached itself to my head.” :dead:
37. 

    19 November, 2004

    plopsie

    Warning a man with NO penises approaching.
38. 

    19 November, 2004

    mikeB

    Failed Hollywood FX
    Shown above: The first Cyclon costume was considered not too convincing.
39. 

    19 November, 2004

    TinaMarie

    The new “G-Spot Tickler” from Ronco was so effective that they included a “splash mask.” 😛
40. 

    19 November, 2004

    mikeB

    :wtf:
41. 

    19 November, 2004

    Spud

    CoH = City of Heroes Esther http://www.cityofheroes.com/

    I think there was a topic or link for it here awhile ago.

    People dress up like their screen alter ego or something like that.
42. 

    19 November, 2004

    Davezilla

    Uh Spud? <url> isn’t how you code a link. 😛
    It’s <a href=”http://www.cityofheroes.com/”>TEH link</a>
43. 

    19 November, 2004

    Spud

    D’oh!

    🙄
44. 

    19 November, 2004

    Spud

    I knew that, yeah I really did.
45. 

    19 November, 2004

    Mandy

    world’s smallest penis pump :wang:
46. 

    20 November, 2004

    mikeB

    “Mr. Villa? Bob? I can’t see a damn thing in this.”
47. 

    21 November, 2004

    Tassö

    He must be the friend of the batman
48. 

    03 December, 2004

    John

    Bob so enjoyed the smell of his own farts he had a special helmet made to make sure not one wiff went unappreciated.:wtf:
49. 

    28 December, 2004

    Dave too

    “Gort, klaatu barada nikto.”