Caption Time #211

1. Mandy

   06 December, 2007, 12:09 am

   mr. and mrs. excitement 😐

2. Spud

   06 December, 2007, 12:46 am

   “We will be home at 10pm, do not have any of your ‘friends’ over, do not eat in the lounge room, do not put your feet up on the table, do not drink the soft drinks, clean up your rooms, use a serviette, pick up your towels from the bathroom floor, do not let the animals into the house, here is a number we can be contacted on, follow the rules, do not slouch, get your hands out of your pockets, stand up straight, no I do not have any money for you to buy pizza, wipe your face and hands before eating, do not spill anything on the bench tops or floor.”

3. tinamarie

   06 December, 2007, 1:24 am

   The public service announcement for why men shouldn’t get collagen injected into their lips. :wtf:

4. Jordan

   06 December, 2007, 1:48 am

   don’t touch me…this is uncomfortable….just take the damn picture

5. graffix729

   06 December, 2007, 2:14 am

   I hate having my picture taken….this is very uncomfortable…..don’t touch me…..take it now….damn

6. StevieC

   06 December, 2007, 6:03 am

   The happy parents of the bride. The 18 year old bride who is pregnant and marrying a man older than her father.

7. Nik

   06 December, 2007, 7:21 am

   They were young and hip in their heyday.

   This is before they went to the S&M club. Harry has a rubber zippered suit underneath his tweed. Loreen has black leather corset, thigh high books and a small but nasty riding crop in her purse. Should be good fun.

   3 hrs into shrooming, 16 year old danny and `4 year old crystal begin to think about giving up drugs altogether.

8. Nik

   06 December, 2007, 7:22 am

   oops 14 year old Crystal

9. patrick

   06 December, 2007, 7:30 am

   Uhh, she looks uncomfortably too much like a ‘he’. Is this a gay couple years before it was fashionabe? Not complaining, mind you, just observing and noting.

10. Bjorn Freeh

    06 December, 2007, 7:47 am

    Wishing you and yours the joy we share during this holiday season.

11. Jeff

    06 December, 2007, 7:47 am

    The Smothers Brothers reunion wasn’t going quite as planned.

12. AnnieB

    06 December, 2007, 7:55 am

    “American Gothic” circa 2007.

13. Bigwavdave

    06 December, 2007, 8:45 am

    “Had” to get married at 18 when she got pregnant. Stayed together “for the kids”.

14. Jason

    06 December, 2007, 9:09 am

    This will be the most exciting holiday card yet!

15. avalon67

    06 December, 2007, 9:14 am

    Happy Holidays from The Fishlips. Yes, that’s our last name dammit!

16. Brad K.

    06 December, 2007, 9:16 am

    [Comment ID #219825 will be quoted here]

    Janice’s parents still had mixed emotions about this ‘special’ day. Janice’s ceremony this afternoon to celebrate her relationship to Jim, John, and Alvin was supposed to be a joyful step along her path to joy. She supposed it was a bit gauche to join a civil union on her 15th birthday, but she was ready! Her love for Jim and Alvin, just three grades ahead of her, and her uncle John, was forever! And despite what Daddy says, it really doesn’t matter if one of them might be the father to her soon-to-be baby – How old fashioned can they be?!

    But, really, Daddy *could* have worn his pretty lavender tie.

    —

    AnnieB – Grant Wood’s “American Gothic” with the pharmacist and his sister, posing with the pitchfork – the American Gothic was the distinctive window, located just under the peak of the roof between and above the representative period Iowans.

    —

    Wendell held Sylvie’s hand for the church group picture – when a horrid thought paralyzed him. What was he thinking?! Out here in public, not in the milk barn with the goats, not even across the field on the tractor. Sylvie was going to kill him. Now Wendell understood her pique – how could he have forgotten where he was? Oh, gack. In church clothes, too. This suit will have to be cleaned to get the ‘aroma’ out. Dang.

    Unobtrusively, trying his best to appear nonchalant, Wendell withdrew his hand back into a more ‘natural’ position, almost like an engineer in conversation.

    And not like a hick caught playing ‘pocket pool’.

17. Bigwavdave

    06 December, 2007, 9:20 am

    Actually, in the wee hours of the morning, the day this photo was taken, Louise awoke to find Fred missing from their bed. She put on her olive green robe and headed downstairs.

    As she went down the hall, she saw the light on in the kitchen. Sitting at the kitchen table with a few empty beer cans scattered around, was Fred, quietly sobbing into his hands, his elbows resting on the table.

    She put her hand on his shoulder and asked “Honey, what’s the matter?”. Fred replied, “Remember when we were dating?” “Of course”, she replied, smiling. “Remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car, making love?” “Sure, I remember that.” She said with a little laugh. “Well, do you remember when he stuck the shotgun in the window and said ‘Either marry my daughter or spend the next twenty years in prison’?” “Yes, I remember that.” Louise shook her head a bit at the recollection.

    “Well” said Fred, still sobbing, “I would have got out today.”

18. AnnieB

    06 December, 2007, 10:00 am

    Brad K – The expressions on their faces simply brought the visual of “American Gothic” to mind but nevertheless I appreciate you passing along the above irrelevant tidbits of information.

    While you consider pontificating on someone else’s comment why don’t you enjoy a big old cup of STFU on me?

19. Fleetwood

    06 December, 2007, 10:02 am

    Does she have a five o’clock shadow?

20. Meagan

    06 December, 2007, 10:07 am

    “We are normal in day but get funky at night in Mistress Darla’s Dungeon.” :wtf: 😈

    Yes, the Boringtons are regular customers of mine and request the same paddle and chains every week. I try to get them to try new things but they like things the way they are. 🙄

21. Flash Gordon

    06 December, 2007, 10:28 am

    [Comment ID #219838 will be quoted here]

    Dang, Hon, what were you trying to say to Brad?
    :kiss: :java:

22. Chris S

    06 December, 2007, 10:43 am

    Mom…Dad… meet my fiancé, Osama.

23. Cynical Villain

    06 December, 2007, 11:09 am

    she is probably thinking …

    “uuuugh cause of one bottle of the débutante dance and I ended up with Mr. Cold Breeches. I could had Mr. Calloway and his money but noooooooo.” Take the damn picture.

    he is more likely thinking….

    “Damn I wish this damn viagra kick in…who am I kidding I havn’t had a boner in 4 months. I mean look at this woman. She looks like death done beat her ass twice with an ugly stick. See If I ever go on E-Harmony for a wife. I want young and hot. Not old and cold.”

    Take the damn picture. 💡

24. AnnieB

    06 December, 2007, 11:15 am

    [Comment ID #219841 will be quoted here]

    That he should spank me ’cause I’ve been bad? 😛

25. Fleetwood

    06 December, 2007, 11:33 am

    [Comment ID #219844 will be quoted here]

    Some guys have all of the luck!

26. Flash Gordon

    06 December, 2007, 11:36 am

    Lord, it’s hard to be humble when you’re
    perfect in every way. 😮 😕 😆

27. Drusky

    06 December, 2007, 11:38 am

    Mick Jagger’s parents before the concert… 😈

28. Drusky

    06 December, 2007, 11:39 am

    [Comment ID #219838 will be quoted here]

    I love it when you flare your nostrils… Kinda turns me on… 😆 :wang:

29. pablo

    06 December, 2007, 12:15 pm

    Update Mayberry:

    Everyone always wondered why Barney Fife was so jittery and socially off. Now that a picture of his parents has surfaced we now know why. Just one more reason co-joined twins should not mate.

30. junkman

    06 December, 2007, 12:47 pm

    everyone is way to fuckin’ funny today. the best guffaw in ages. classic bjorn! 😆 😀 😆 😀 😆

    p.s. the link…i think someone’s been fucking with stitchy mcyarnpants’ head.

31. pam58pam

    06 December, 2007, 1:26 pm

    and a Merry Christmas to you Bjorn Freeh said

32. chainstay

    06 December, 2007, 2:16 pm

    His wife, frozen with panic, John said,”OK my dearest daughter put the gun down and lets calmly discuss getting you back on your medication.”

33. StevieC

    06 December, 2007, 3:14 pm

    Another dating success story, brought to you by Lowered Expectations.

34. Nicolette

    06 December, 2007, 3:19 pm

    Photo snapped after Jim-Bob and his wife exited the Company dinner where Jim-Bob thought he was going to be named President in charge of operations. That, unfortunatly, was not the case as Steve in Marketing was given the job. Jim-Bob instantly regrets his impulsive purchase of a new Ferrari and aquisition of a mistress that he thought his wife knew nothing about. Secretly, Janice was lamenting the possibility of that gender reassignment surgery she so desperatly wanted flying out the window! :wtf:

35. AnnieB

    06 December, 2007, 4:33 pm

    [Comment ID #219848 will be quoted here]

    Why do I have the feeling you get a hard on every time the wind blows luv? :wang: :kiss: 😛

36. Fleetwood

    06 December, 2007, 4:37 pm

    [Comment ID #219855 will be quoted here]

    Your best yet. Although it makes me a bit uncomfortable because I am President of Ops. I opted for a Caddy. Damn I bet you taste good!

37. Flash Gordon

    06 December, 2007, 4:50 pm

    [Comment ID #219856 will be quoted here]

    Could it be the two-sock bulge in his pants?

    Zillagirls ahead in the latest poll. :wang: :wang: 😮

38. Spud

    06 December, 2007, 7:29 pm

    [Comment ID #219829 will be quoted here]

    ***Classic***

39. StevieC

    06 December, 2007, 8:20 pm

    [Comment ID #219856 will be quoted here]

    Only when checking out your avatars. At least we know what Nicolette’s hubby is concentrating on while messing up her keyboard. SA-LUTE! :wang:

40. Drusky

    06 December, 2007, 8:43 pm

    [Comment ID #219856 will be quoted here]
    It has to be a stiff wind… :wang:
    [Comment ID #219858 will be quoted here]
    Hey, Annie, remember when you lost your socks that night? Looks like Flash found them… Thanks for noticing, Flash! 😈

41. Drusky

    06 December, 2007, 8:45 pm

    [Comment ID #219862 will be quoted here]
    Can you blame him when Nicolette sits on the monitor in front of him? 😛

42. Jay Laverdure

    06 December, 2007, 9:42 pm

    Caption: “Mom?… Dad?… It’s 2 in the morning:
    What are you doing, standing in the dark
    in the dining room, dressed in each other’s
    clothes?!”

43. AnnieB

    06 December, 2007, 11:48 pm

    [Comment ID #219863 will be quoted here]

    I remember bebe. Flash is a little too observant concerning your dick, I’d say.

    Hmmmmm, now I’m starting to wonder about my bestest guy. Something you want to tell us darlin’?

    😛 :kiss:

44. TimM

    07 December, 2007, 2:44 am

    Haha, Fabric brain art.. When I was frequently going to a medical building I would pass a picture that was made of bits of painted fabric and medical gauze. One day I realized what it meant. The picture was outside of the psychology department, the fabric & gauze resembled a brain and the frayed bits of gauze represented “frayed nerves.” Get it? “frayed nerves” – “psychology dept.”

45. TimM

    07 December, 2007, 3:18 am

    The happy couple photo reminds me of the time a photography studio kept calling and calling, suggesting that my family have a portrait done. I kept saying “My family would not be interested.” One day my buddy Jimmy and I were in a restaurant and I griped about how So&so Photo studio keeps calling, “maybe I should tell them everyone in my family is ugly and we don’t want our picture taken.”
    A group of girls(college age) sitting at the next table started laughing. They told me that they were the callers for So&so Photo Studio. One of them joked that since I complained they’re going to get revenge by calling even more. I laughed and pointed at my face and said, “See, here’s proof, we’re all ugly and don’t want our pictures taken.” I don’t know if it’s a coincident but the phone calls stopped.

46. Loli

    07 December, 2007, 2:49 pm

    Guess which one is the man 😈

47. DuckGuy

    08 December, 2007, 12:17 am

    where’s the dope?

48. blaster gas

    08 December, 2007, 4:53 pm

    Angelina Jolie’s real parents.

49. Mandy

    08 December, 2007, 5:13 pm

    [Comment ID #219829 will be quoted here]

    winner!!

50. Pablo

    08 December, 2007, 8:54 pm

    You could see it on Gilda’s face. As soon as they walked through the door she spotted Herb’s old High School nemisis. She steeled herself against the eventuality. It wouldn’t be long before Herb got his lips wetted and then stuck to a window. “Every damn time” she said to herself as she checked in her purse to se if she had remembered to bring the spatula.

51. Penguin Pete

    09 December, 2007, 3:30 am

    The couple who gave birth to the first Republican.

52. Rem

    09 December, 2007, 11:22 am

    This is the couple whos going to party or wedding. She went to a unexpensive store to buy something under $50.00 bucks wore old shoes and he pulled out his suit from the last 6 or 7 years, and purchased new shoes They sat through the whole funtion quietly then went home and had boring sex! Thats all the excitment they will be having till the next family funtion. LOL

Comments are closed