Caption Time #210

1. Anton

   02 December, 2007, 10:21 am

   At least he was given the courtesy of a reach around.

2. Matthew Martin

   02 December, 2007, 10:51 am

   “Artisans getting ready for intestinal sock puppet theater”

3. DaPopster

   02 December, 2007, 11:15 am

   Not your parents Flash Gordon :wtf:

4. Meagan

   02 December, 2007, 11:59 am

   “Two Nuts and Some Dick, the hot new show coming to Fox this season! See that’s what we get when the writers go on strike.”

5. avalon67

   02 December, 2007, 12:50 pm

   Mr. Peanuts deliquent sons taking billy’s lunch money again

6. Lung the Younger

   02 December, 2007, 1:16 pm

   It wasn’t the turd police’s harassment that Enema Man minded so much as their frisking methods.

7. Salmon

   02 December, 2007, 2:14 pm

   it’s the lastest show on FOX – “World’s wildest Harlequin Fetus attacks”

8. patrick

   02 December, 2007, 2:59 pm

   On the next episode of Flash Gordon in the 23rd Century- Attack of Brown Starfish and the Ass Bandits!

9. Nik

   02 December, 2007, 4:30 pm

   Why are those two peanuts molesting a space man? :wtf:

10. Pablo

    02 December, 2007, 5:16 pm

    After landing on the Gingerbread planet and munching on a few of the locals, our hero is held captive until he returns the children he ate. When asked if he wanted to do it the easy way or the hard way his reply was, “after fighting the Butt Pirates of the Anal Nebula, I just don’t care”

11. Flash Gordon

    02 December, 2007, 5:21 pm

    [Comment ID #218664 will be quoted here]

    You bet your ass. That’s not Flash Gordon; that
    is Dr. Who getting his jock strap adjusted by two
    aliens. 🙄 😕 :wtf: 😈

12. AnnieB

    02 December, 2007, 6:20 pm

    Local goobers apprehend alleged nutcase.

13. Jim S

    02 December, 2007, 7:07 pm

    What happens when you let a dislexic read the fisting manual…

    😈

14. Drusky

    02 December, 2007, 10:03 pm

    Just another boring day in a San Francisco city park…
    or
    Caught on film! Aliens who are just too lazy to go all the way back to the mothership before the Anal Probing… 😈

15. Jay Laverdure

    02 December, 2007, 10:37 pm

    You know, the last time that “I” was busted by the Human-Sized Mutant-Giraffe Costumed-Enforcement Squad,
    I don’t remember it being this friendly…

16. Spud

    02 December, 2007, 11:45 pm

    Oooooohh I said I give up already….. do with me what you will you wascals…

17. Nicolette

    03 December, 2007, 6:02 am

    :wtf: Crash Nebula and the Gay Peanut People of Sector 7!! :wtf:

18. Mandy

    03 December, 2007, 7:27 am

    ultraman re-enacts “2 girls, 1 cup” with the help of some pals.

19. Detroit Dave

    03 December, 2007, 11:15 am

    (Sen.)Craigslist just gets longer and longer.

20. Fleetwood

    03 December, 2007, 1:47 pm

    Pattern Penis’ attack ClitMan :limp: :thong: :wtf:

21. rosebuddls

    03 December, 2007, 5:16 pm

    “Do you expect me to talk?”

    “No, Mr. Bond, we expect you to come!” :wang:

22. rosebuddls

    03 December, 2007, 5:16 pm

    “Do you expect me to talk?”

    “No, Mr. Bond, we expect you to come!” :wang:

23. Robobobo

    03 December, 2007, 5:48 pm

    Peanut Men from Planet-X just want to cuddle

24. brad s.

    03 December, 2007, 6:30 pm

    hey rocky,watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat! again? presto! looks like i gotta get another hat!

25. Brad K.

    04 December, 2007, 12:11 am

    Spiffy and Spintle went through the scene with the Space Cadet. The scene was supposed to include a horrific, faked blow to the Space Cadet’s scrotum. But the idiot director kept walking around to the wrong flaming angle, and the clueless camera man (“Just keep up with me, dammit!”) kept following the big guy’s movements. So time after time, that blow that *should* imply a solid punch through Space Cadet’s crotch shows, time after time, that the ‘blow’ was pulled. After all, a truly ruptured testicle would end the shooting for at least 20 minutes.

    And Spiffy was getting tire of holding Space Cadet. The balloon costumes were way quicker to get into than real makeup would have been, but taking a dump still took some creative waddling.

    And, anyway, Spiffy was still tickled they named the ‘hero’ Space Cadet – just like in the old Crispy Critters song by C.W. McCall. “.. what they was was a bunch of Crispy Critters, and the leader was a Space Cadet.” Stupid kids making movies these days never paid attention to the classics.

26. Elle

    05 December, 2007, 10:00 am

    Giraffe Boy #1: “Is my head in there? I just don’t know what has become of it…”
    Giraffe Boy #2: “While you’re at it, look for mine, too. It’s gone missing again… and you know how attracted it is to shiny objects.”
    Giraffe Boy #1: “Oooh, mine too… let’s see what else interesting we can find.. want some car keys to a ’78 Pinto?? 8-track of Saturday Night Fever?”
    😈

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