Caption Time #197

1. Davezilla

   24 September, 2007, 8:35 am

   I can’t resist going first. TEH Crab!

2. StevieC

   24 September, 2007, 8:49 am

   “I got trashed last night and ended up with crab”

3. Bigwavdave

   24 September, 2007, 8:52 am

   Somebody bring me a pint of clarified butter…

4. Lung the Younger

   24 September, 2007, 9:04 am

   Five years and 850 million dollars on, some of the dumber sea creatures are STILL looking for Nemo.

5. Lung the Younger

   24 September, 2007, 9:17 am

   Didn’t they bury William Burroughs in that?

6. rust

   24 September, 2007, 10:14 am

   Pimp Your Trash!

7. StevieC

   24 September, 2007, 10:56 am

   Latest Britney headline: Trailer Trash Has Crabs

8. AnnieB

   24 September, 2007, 11:26 am

   Now if I can just get this freaking lid off … SURPRISE!

9. Chris S

   24 September, 2007, 11:46 am

   Geez and I thought raccoons were a nuisance. I’m never moving to that town. Makes you wonder what the hell is inside there that a giant mutant crab wants in.

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   A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “HEY! We don’t serve your kind here! Get the hell out!” The string leaves all upset. He gets to the corner and starts tangling himself all up and frazzles his ends and decides to go back in. He walks in, the bartender sees him and says, “HEY! Aren’t you that piece of string I just threw out of here?” The string replies, “Nope. I’m a frayed knot.”

10. StevieC

    24 September, 2007, 12:10 pm

    3 blondes walk into a bar – ya think one of them would have seen it!

11. Pablo

    24 September, 2007, 12:15 pm

    NEWSFLASH – CLEVELAND

    Giant crabs have been spotted roaming the streets. These and other gigantic lice were spotted near the home of a man who would only identify himself as the Sultan. When asked where these creatures had come from his cryptic response was “from the Dutch oven”. Bystanders have been warned of the danger of remaining to close to the beasts, but the foul odor eminating from the Sultan’s rectum cleared the scene quite effectively.

12. Brooklyn R.

    24 September, 2007, 12:41 pm

    That reminds me of a Slick Rick song I once heard…

13. george nelson mandela III

    24 September, 2007, 12:55 pm

    OH MY GOD!
    GIANT PENGUINS…NO WAIT…
    GIANT CRABS! BEAT THEM BACK WITH THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!!

14. george nelson mandela III

    24 September, 2007, 12:55 pm

    OH MY GOD!
    GIANT PENGUINS…NO WAIT…
    GIANT CRABS! BEAT THEM BACK WITH THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!!

15. junkman

    24 September, 2007, 1:41 pm

    the left hand of god has a firm grasp of republican christian values.

16. Meagan

    24 September, 2007, 3:36 pm

    “Take out the trash now before I get crabby!” 👿

17. Astryd

    24 September, 2007, 3:51 pm

    When Good Garbage Goes Bad
    OW! OW! OW! OW! Fucker! That’s my claw! Lift the damn lid! Ay Ay Ay Ay 🙁 …that’s gonna leave a mark…fucker…
    I can’t believe you’d throw that away! It’s perfectly good, just dust it off a little…

18. Spud

    24 September, 2007, 5:31 pm

    “Hey honey, I got crab…”

19. Flash Gordon

    24 September, 2007, 5:43 pm

    [Comment ID #201890 will be quoted here]

    Astryd, I believe that is an upside-down tarantula,
    bananacus arachnid humongous (scientific name}.
    Love your avatar! :wang: :wang: :kiss: :thong:

20. Yucca

    24 September, 2007, 7:25 pm

    Astryd
    I had a very clever post but was distracted by your panties…nice

21. Pablo

    24 September, 2007, 8:23 pm

    [Comment ID #201896 will be quoted here]

    Astryd = responsible for the dumbing down of America & Canada. Show these guys your :boob: :boob: and they might forget how to breathe.

22. muhwissa

    24 September, 2007, 8:59 pm

    I got crabs by using the can. 😕

23. pookazilla

    24 September, 2007, 9:50 pm

    [Comment ID #201899 will be quoted here]

    Breathing is way overrated anyways so I say go for it. 😈 :wang: :wang:

24. Lake Effect

    24 September, 2007, 10:52 pm

    A guy walks into a bar with a little yellow,long-nosed short-legged dog under his arm.
    “That’s one ugly dog you got there,” says another patron while petting his own dog, a doberman.
    “Yeah,” says the guy, “but he’s a mean little SOB.”
    “Is that so,” says the other patron. “I’ll bet $20 my dog will kick his ass in less than two minutes.”
    The guy agrees and they put their dogs face to face, and each gives the command to attack. In a twinkling of an eye, the little yellow dog bites the doberman in half. The doberman’s owner is crying and cussing. He screams, “What kind of damn dog is this?”
    “Well,” says the guy, “before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow he was an alligator.”

25. family jules

    24 September, 2007, 11:26 pm

    A giant crab walks into a bar and flops down on the barstool looking as dejected as a crab can manage to look. The bartender asks him what’s wrong, and the crab said, “I had a fight with my girlfriend. I was rummaging around in the trash can of a seafood restaurant a few blocks away from my house, you know, just looking for long lost relatives. My girlfriend asked me why I was such a mess when I got home and I told her the truth, but she didn’t believe me.”

    “Why not?” the bartender asked.

    “Because by the time I got home, I somehow had managed to catch a bad case of Peoples.”

26. Astryd

    25 September, 2007, 10:26 am

    😳 😈

27. jewels-O-deNile

    25 September, 2007, 11:12 am

    in detroit and (i pray)in other states ’tis against the law to have such a tiny avatar when there’s so much of you to share. do share

    🙂 😈 :wang: :wang: :wang: 😛 😛

28. Loli

    25 September, 2007, 4:50 pm

    Her boyfriend sadly misunderstood her when she announced that she had giant crabs.

29. Drusky

    25 September, 2007, 8:02 pm

    [Comment ID #201890 will be quoted here]

    I love reading ANY posting of Astrid’s where she uses the word ‘fucker’… 😈

30. Christy

    28 September, 2007, 10:36 pm

    it’s the crab from paris’ crotch :puke:

31. Meagan

    30 September, 2007, 6:45 pm

    “Crab people, crab people…” 😛

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