Caption time #19

1. Chad Brandos

   06 October, 2004, 12:07 am

   Jubilation!

2. cal

   06 October, 2004, 12:20 am

   it’s the multi-fauceted bidet!

3. wantwit

   06 October, 2004, 12:23 am

   😳 i seriously hope that that’s a midget.

4. Allan

   06 October, 2004, 1:52 am

   “Just another 2 days of this and goatse.cx will have nothing on me!”

5. Keith Burgin

   06 October, 2004, 2:08 am

   “Look, I’m not going to blow sunshine up your ass…”

6. jen

   06 October, 2004, 3:15 am

   that almost looks as fun as the BIG jet in the hotel Jacuzzi.:wang:

7. kismet

   06 October, 2004, 3:38 am

   Wow, they’ve really changed the delivery method for enemas. :wtf:

8. Anna

   06 October, 2004, 3:39 am

   Well, at least he’s smiling ….

9. Anna

   06 October, 2004, 3:45 am

   I work at City Hall (in my own town) and I can look out of the window to this fountain were all kinds of people are doing all kinds of weird things all of the time. When international soccer competitions roll around someone always puts orange foodcoloring in it. People run through it – naked, little kids try to “sit” on the jets. In summertime the homeless congregate there and have beer parties.
   My favorite is putting soap in it – the suds get up to 2 meters high – and then racing through it on bikes … we’ve seen some bloody noses and broken arms 😈

10. Spud

    06 October, 2004, 5:52 am

    Those wacky Japanese

11. mikeB

    06 October, 2004, 7:21 am

    SphincterBoy crushes the water beasts with his mighty ass-blaster technique :geek:

12. Pookah

    06 October, 2004, 7:29 am

    Peeing in reverse? :wtf:

13. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    06 October, 2004, 7:57 am

    Not really anywhere to go with this one.

    In fact, I think I’ll pass on the whole “child getting cheap thrills from a fountain” kinda vibe.

    :wtf:

14. mikeB

    06 October, 2004, 8:09 am

    Never thought I’d hear the ReV say he has nothing to say. Hell hath frozen over.:evil:

15. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    06 October, 2004, 8:33 am

    I’m too sad inside to comment, mikeB.

    Let’s just hope that little kid doesn’t ever visit Ol’ Faithful.

    🙁

16. Cheap Date

    06 October, 2004, 8:47 am

    Mommy, this bidet cleans INSIDE too! 😳

17. Woozle

    06 October, 2004, 9:06 am

    :wtf: Stunning.

18. rust

    06 October, 2004, 9:14 am

    Hey MO-O-O-OM! This is way better than those enemas Auntie Nanny gives me after school when you are still at work!

19. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    06 October, 2004, 9:29 am

    Who would want to drop a bomb on the thriving metropolis of Denver anyway?

    😕

20. Kevin

    06 October, 2004, 9:42 am

    “Theeeeese piiiiiiiipes aaaaaaaare cleeeeeeeeeeeeeean!!!!!”

21. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    06 October, 2004, 10:08 am

    Twisting the little boys head round, turns off the water.

    His twin brother has a red T-shirt and produces hot water.

    Relations between the two can only be described as “lukewarm” at best.

    P.S Their father is a fully functioning power station and their mother produces oil.

    My God those communists are self sufficient.

    Hmmmmm 😕

22. Anonymous

    06 October, 2004, 10:10 am

    lol, Kevin

    I guess if you do this, in conjunction with a high-fiber diet, you’re good to go.

23. Esther

    06 October, 2004, 10:11 am

    Oops. Guess I should have caffeine first, and post second.

24. grxgrace

    06 October, 2004, 10:20 am

    That place looks faintly familiar…

    I’ve been there. That’s Bugis Junction in Singapore!

    They have like music and stuff and the waters sorta dance to it. Little kids love to play on it. I mean, its like the only fountain who doesnt have a “KEEP 10 METRES AWAY!” sign.

    So, they bring extra clothes and start jumpin around the fountain laughing hysterically. Sometimes, adults do join in as well. Thats when you just wanna laugh out loud and start lookin for corners to crouch and pop your jaws. Its in the middle of the mall, hello? Hahaha! I would’ve died of embarassment!

25. Margaret

    06 October, 2004, 10:25 am

    The best seat in the house!!

26. slick

    06 October, 2004, 10:28 am

    enema lovers are getting younger and younger these days…:wtf:

27. Anonymous

    06 October, 2004, 11:08 am

    :wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:
    :wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::limp:
    :limp:

28. Cherish

    06 October, 2004, 12:54 pm

    Bidet mate!

29. Margaret

    06 October, 2004, 1:57 pm

    Dave~~
    I got my calendar today, ALLLLL the way here in Germany!!! I’m glad the dogs at Customs did not mistake the package for a fire hydrant.

30. wookiee

    06 October, 2004, 3:29 pm

    Heyyyyy is that a UNC Tarheel symbol on his shirt? :wtf:

31. Lace Valentine

    06 October, 2004, 4:24 pm

    It’s Benny and the jets!

32. SondraK

    07 October, 2004, 5:17 am

    Amazing.
    My hot tub has a jet that is located in just the right place…it’s called Old Faithful in the owners manual…STG.
    Manual was written by a woman, too.
    *gush*

33. Dave too

    09 October, 2004, 9:42 am

    HIROSHIMA – Thrilled as he feels the water jet begin to lift him, Bobby Saito squeals with glee at the Six Flags Over Hiroshima Memorial Fountain Fun Ride.

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