Caption Time #186

1. Spud

   16 July, 2007, 1:32 am

   I Am Spartacus!

   RIDE!

2. Brad K.

   16 July, 2007, 4:40 am

   John squirmed in his seat. His glance to the left reminded him, this was the ‘Spartan Biker Run’ weekend. And he couldn’t go.

   Now, here he is, hauling his bike to a kid’s parade. John’s wife Mary would be riding, with their girl riding shotgun. The Harley-Davidson Fatboy Triked out at the Arkansas Trike Center with a MotorTrike kit and specialty Chameleon paint job was done up in Sunflower Yellow, Barbie Pink and Lavender (shudder) tempora paint and duded out as a *(gasp)* My Pretty Pony. With flowing mane, no less. Hokey, kiddie style. His wife would be riding with their daughter for the whole day. For miles, twice through Main Street for all the town to see. And there John would be, smiling for the girls. It hurt to imagine.

   And everyone around knew John’s bike. The trike kit was distinctive, and the ‘BIK4JON’ plate, out there for all to see ..

   And there goes Terry, on his way to the Anderson Pasture kegger .. er, Spartan ride..

3. Lung the Younger

   16 July, 2007, 6:26 am

   Lenny knew he had looked dumb driving his motorcycle into the carwash but at least the humiliation was over now. He could just quietly drive home and none of his friends ever had to know how stupid he had been.

4. sledge

   16 July, 2007, 7:08 am

   A mowhawk with capri’s? No taste

5. Lung the Younger

   16 July, 2007, 7:28 am

   Oh dear, has this guy never heard of Marvin the Martian?

6. Bigwavdave

   16 July, 2007, 9:05 am

   I’m having a hard time matching the gear with the bike. :puke:

7. Speedy

   16 July, 2007, 9:15 am

   Motorcycle cop from Star Wars

8. Cindy

   16 July, 2007, 9:38 am

   And are those handcuffs dangling off his(?) side?!!!!!! I don’t even want to know…. :wtf:

9. crash

   16 July, 2007, 9:58 am

   Mad Max beyond the thunder Dome The Future

10. Bjorn Freeh

    16 July, 2007, 11:10 am

    Born to be tepid…

11. Tater Salad

    16 July, 2007, 12:14 pm

    I am the NIGHT RIDER!!!

12. Iris

    16 July, 2007, 1:14 pm

    This must be the newest fashion statement for motorbiking attirement. I saw a guy with the same kind of helmet yesterday. ❗

13. jeffro

    16 July, 2007, 1:21 pm

    This must have been Hondas ad campaign to get Harley riders to switch to goldwings. :wtf:

14. Bjorn Freeh

    16 July, 2007, 2:36 pm

    [Comment ID #195659 will be quoted here]

    Looks like the bike was built by Samsonite

15. Astryd

    16 July, 2007, 3:10 pm

    :wtf: That outfit does not go with that bike. I’d be more accepting if it at least had red and/or was sportier.
    It looks like shackles hanging from his shorts’ belt loop, chain seems to go under his butt possibly to the belt loop on the other side. … :wtf:

16. Meagan

    16 July, 2007, 5:12 pm

    “Mohawks: much more aerodynamic than a ‘fro.”

17. Maddog

    16 July, 2007, 5:28 pm

    🙁 See what happens when Mom & Dad goes on that seven day Cruise? Jr. finds the key to the “rice” and decided to go to the “Chariot” races thinking he was “Ben Hur”! 🙁

18. Drusky

    16 July, 2007, 9:31 pm

    The TrojanMan trades his horse for a bike…

    or

    you should see what’s coming out of his pants… :dead:

19. crash

    16 July, 2007, 10:12 pm

    Can’t be real certain but them legs look awful skinny to be a guys….hmmm 😕

20. Lake Effect

    16 July, 2007, 10:24 pm

    [Comment ID #195709 will be quoted here]

    Could this be the beefy ‘hamburger-he/she’ on it’s way home from work?
    :wtf:

21. Mandy

    17 July, 2007, 9:42 am

    drusky stole my comment. :dead:

22. Drusky

    17 July, 2007, 11:55 am

    [Comment ID #195800 will be quoted here]
    Then my job is done… 😆

23. mikeB

    17 July, 2007, 1:24 pm

    [Comment ID #195810 will be quoted here]

    Comment Police! Give the comment back to the young lady and back away slowly…

24. pervert lord

    17 July, 2007, 4:11 pm

    :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :thong: :undies: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong:

25. pervert lord

    17 July, 2007, 4:11 pm

    :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :thong: :undies: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: 😀

26. Driver

    17 July, 2007, 6:53 pm

    [Comment ID #195816 will be quoted here]

    Thats no lady thats MANDY…she’s a…she’s a ZILLAGIRL, I’v heard tales,tales of shear pleasure.

    {{ THE ZILLAGIRLZ ARE OUT THERE }}

    [Comment ID #195669 will be quoted here]

    Here to avenge the Toecutter

27. Astryd

    18 July, 2007, 1:47 pm

    [Comment ID #195837 will be quoted here]

    (Guess I’ve been watching way too much X-Files)
    I suddenly desire a ZillaGirlz poster ( 😈 no surprise there) with the phrase ‘I BELIEVE!’ on it… 😆

28. officeratt

    18 July, 2007, 9:31 pm

    Is the new HONDA advertisement? 👿

29. pablo

    19 July, 2007, 9:44 am

    How do you get away from the fashion police?

30. Astryd

    19 July, 2007, 10:24 am

    [Comment ID #196056 will be quoted here]

    You get a name brand item and toss it in the other direction…

Comments are closed