Caption Time #160

1. pablo

   12 February, 2007, 1:08 am

   Spiderman
   Spiderman
   Beats the hell out of an Iranian

2. Spud

   12 February, 2007, 1:29 am

   Spiderman “Painless” tooth removal service.

3. Minnie

   12 February, 2007, 1:59 am

   “What do you mean this isn’t quite what you had in mind when you asked me to be the webmaster?!”

4. cbatdux

   12 February, 2007, 2:15 am

   Spiderman, is that a bat? Or are you happy to see me?

   Dean Martin’s illegitimate son Earl get’s ready to get smashed…..

5. Timm

   12 February, 2007, 3:12 am

   O.K. Abdul, prove you’re a patriotic American citizen, answer me this: Who won the 1960 World Series?

6. Lung the Younger

   12 February, 2007, 3:39 am

   Sitting man thinks:
   “God, I hate these school reunions!”

7. junkman

   12 February, 2007, 8:32 am

   why is sammy davis junior’s hand/arm coming out of dean martin’s pocket?

8. pablo

   12 February, 2007, 9:05 am

   [Comment ID #86200 will be quoted here]

   Like I was telling you Frank. It’s the size of a baby’s arm holding a cigarette.

9. Bigwavdave

   12 February, 2007, 9:08 am

   Mikey shows his new sex toy to Ali, who is quivering with excitement. Ali says “I am wondering where you are putting the batteries in that?”

10. sledge

    12 February, 2007, 9:35 am

    Spidey that reminds me of Osama Done Lay me

11. Wayne

    12 February, 2007, 9:46 am

    [Comment ID #86139 will be quoted here]

    This is great shit. I need sticthes in my side

    

12. adognamedgromit

    12 February, 2007, 10:18 am

    After his redneck joke didn’t go over very well,
    Abdul realized he was at the wrong party
    and had to go….

13. John Bacon

    12 February, 2007, 12:13 pm

    Some days, Good Spidey would hide and Bad Spidey would take over…

14. mikeB

    12 February, 2007, 1:09 pm

    Crawling Tall.

15. Atryd

    12 February, 2007, 1:28 pm

    As Ahmed enjoyed the bliss of the blowjob he was receiving 8) :wang: :kiss: , he hadn’t realized her boyfriend was standing over them, 👿 glaring and waiting for the right moment to crush her skull in and in turn decapitate his pleasure member 😈 …until just now :wtf: . But he’s about to bust and ❓ the B!+@# won’t stop 😳 !
    Can he react in time? Will his wee-wee survive? Will this chick’s life end, taking a “little” piece of his own? 🙁
    Stay tuned for next weeks: Take a Bite Out of Life :limp: or Barely Saved My Skin :wang: .
    😛 🙄

    (Thanx Dave, the icons really help bringing it to life!) 😆

16. MRDOUG

    12 February, 2007, 2:20 pm

    Dave violates the “all white” rule to get a little revenge on the idiot who caused a 7 minute delay at starbucks today.

17. Bjorn Freeh

    12 February, 2007, 2:47 pm

    It’s not just my Spidey sense that’s tingling…

18. Spud

    12 February, 2007, 5:09 pm

    I also thought Pablo’s was a beauty.

    Atryd, um, I like your thinkning, just not sure where you’ve been or going…

    😀

19. misterarthur

    12 February, 2007, 5:11 pm

    What’s the matter, Spiderman, don’t you like that little piece of black tape on my shirt?

20. dougieace

    12 February, 2007, 5:30 pm

    my name is mud

21. Atryd

    12 February, 2007, 5:56 pm

    [Comment ID #86259 will be quoted here]

    Just random thoughts… 😀

    Guess I shouldn’t watch Rocky and Bullwinkle, Friday the 13th and CumShots before posting. 😛

22. bad things to think about

    12 February, 2007, 6:07 pm

    Is that his :wang:or did he go :limp:with :evil:thangs in his head on the wrong guy

23. BIG D

    12 February, 2007, 9:49 pm

    TELL ME WHERE YOU HID MY SPIDEY SNACKS!OR DOYOU WANT TO SEE HOW FAR THIS WEB SHOOTS. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

24. Lil'C

    12 February, 2007, 11:56 pm

    C’mon whats the worst that could happen…? 😕

25. ItsMeMaven

    13 February, 2007, 12:37 am

    “Is now a good time to share that my penis’ name is Peter Parker?”

26. Lake Effect

    13 February, 2007, 2:08 pm

    Hey Dad… I need to borrow the keys to the Spideymobile. Now.

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