Caption Time #144

1. Diesel

   16 November, 2006, 12:57 am

   I’m seeing an E. No, an A… And something like stitch. Kitsch, witch… Mitch! And An L. Mitch L. Mitchell! Amy, no, Andy…Andrea! Andrea Mitchell! You had a question?

2. Spud

   16 November, 2006, 1:33 am

   Ooga booga booga…

   :geek:

3. larfus

   16 November, 2006, 2:48 am

   Peek a boo! :wtf:

4. zinta

   16 November, 2006, 2:51 am

   I’m trying to read Bush’s mind… but coming up with nothing.

5. Lung the Younger

   16 November, 2006, 3:59 am

   Brownnosing 101.

6. Timm

   16 November, 2006, 5:57 am

   Caption: Note to self: Do not use super-glue on hairpiece! Now how am I going to get my fingers unstuck from my forehead?

7. StevieC

   16 November, 2006, 7:03 am

   The White House Press Secretary demonstrates the Republican Mind Meld.

8. Dave

   16 November, 2006, 7:06 am

   I’m thinkin’ Arby’s

9. Kevin

   16 November, 2006, 8:17 am

   “Using my amazing mental abilities, I will make you believe, or at least not question, the crap that comes out of my mouth.”

10. Da Popster

    16 November, 2006, 8:26 am

    Wooga, wooga ? 🙁

11. Craig

    16 November, 2006, 8:38 am

    “Why the hell did i do this to myself?”

12. Anna

    16 November, 2006, 8:59 am

    “Man, I ain’t kiddin ya, one of her titties was thiiiiiis ha yooooge”.

13. Kangaroo

    16 November, 2006, 9:34 am

    Helen Thomas, WHAT NOW, good grief, this is bordering on HARASSMENT, and have you considered a nose lift?

14. CroneWynd

    16 November, 2006, 9:44 am

    That was a cool video!
    Seriously, the audience there LOVED it, and I think that those ladies are awesome… and gorgeous.

    🙂

15. Kit

    16 November, 2006, 11:49 am

    “Okay, now, look into my eyes….Everything is going to be all right.”

    I’d agree with CroneWynd there on the video, it was impressive, talent-wise, and enjoyable! Was that during a celebrity thing? I kept seeing actors and actresses I knew in the audience. (at least I thought)

16. Steve

    16 November, 2006, 12:21 pm

    Before we wrap up, a quick joke for the psychics in the room…………

17. junkman

    16 November, 2006, 1:46 pm

    “i am so pissed at you. i dare you to knock this white house of my shoulder”

    button day? please dubya, don’t push it!

18. Sher

    16 November, 2006, 1:55 pm

    “So you think I should get the full face lift instead of the Botox?”

19. runnineric

    16 November, 2006, 3:58 pm

    “I should have never gotten into the governmental business. Wait I’ve got an idea, let’s see if I can blow this whole place up!!

    The videoo was HILARIOUS!! :boob: :boob:

20. Flash Gordon

    16 November, 2006, 5:08 pm

    Faux News wants me back? :wang: :wang: :wtf: :puke:

21. Meagan

    16 November, 2006, 6:22 pm

    “I’m thinking of a number between one and three billion. Any guesses?”

22. mikeme

    16 November, 2006, 6:32 pm

    HEAL, Mr. Bush, I said HEAL!!!!!

23. pablo

    16 November, 2006, 8:09 pm

    P O T A T O E Look guys! I’m channeling Dan Quail!!!!

24. Pappy

    16 November, 2006, 8:22 pm

    [Comment ID #80108 will be quoted here]

    Exactly! Good for them for doing it. No one wants to be rail thin anyway. 🙄

25. Brad K.

    16 November, 2006, 10:33 pm

    OK, I surrender!

    But I have to quit my day job, now, if I can’t stretch the truth anymore!

26. Tina Marie

    17 November, 2006, 12:28 am

    Through the powers of my mind, I can see the future…..
    ……hmmmm…..yes it seems that we are…..
    LOSING THE WAR IN IRAQ!

    Apparently, it takes the government psychic assistance to figure this out. 🙁

27. donnhw

    17 November, 2006, 9:21 am

    …Hey, Macarana 🙄

28. trans am man

    17 November, 2006, 9:30 am

    I got it i will destroy them with my super secret forehead laser beam these pathetic human beings will never no what killed them!!!!

29. Lounge Puppy

    17 November, 2006, 12:50 pm

    “Wait, I’m getting an impression… I see the letter G. And a W. He says to trust him, everything is going to be alright. Does that make any sense to you?”

30. Driver

    17 November, 2006, 6:29 pm

    PEEK A BOO

31. Drusky

    17 November, 2006, 10:40 pm

    These pesky reporters ask such obviously biased questions. My migraine is this big!

32. Drusky

    17 November, 2006, 10:45 pm

    Re: KFC logo…

    Another first for the human race. Earth: Galactic Drive Thru.
    ‘Would you nice aliens like your earthlings original or extra crispy? 😈

33. Tara

    18 November, 2006, 10:51 am

    Moulin…..huge. Moulin…huge.

    Why, oh why, oh why? :wtf:

34. Pegusa

    18 November, 2006, 10:23 pm

    “Watch as i magically pick up that old guy’s toupe!”

35. kari

    19 November, 2006, 9:27 am

    Hold on a second while I access my x-ray vision to see what is really going on in this room

36. Send in More Clowns

    21 November, 2006, 10:48 am

    LEAVE YOUR BODY.

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