Caption Time #123

1. Fellow Eskimo

   08 July, 2006, 1:19 am

   Too crispy for my tastes. :limp:

2. Meagan

   08 July, 2006, 1:58 am

   “Nooooo!” screamed Metal Man as he discovered he stayed in the tanning bed waaaaay too long. :wtf:

3. Meagan

   08 July, 2006, 1:59 am

   I think I’d record the talking toilet roll holder to say, “Weeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Saucy Panties Blog

   08 July, 2006, 3:31 am

   I was going to make a fool of myself and say “I wondered where the term ‘Pecker Wood’ originated from”. Then I looked again and realised its a burnt sausage not a piece of wood…. Is this what ‘frost bite’ on your penis would look like then?

5. Mandy

   08 July, 2006, 7:15 am

   Who doesn’t love to bite into a long hot weiner? :wang:

6. zinta

   08 July, 2006, 7:46 am

   SMOKIN!!!!

7. Patrick

   08 July, 2006, 9:00 am

   “That bitch was soooo hot”!
   “Doc, I think I need you to take a look at this”.
   “And that’s the last time I got drunk around the camp fire”.
   “Blue balls? Shit, I went past blue balls last month. I need to get laid BAD”!
   “Yeah, in hindsight I guess using Icy Hot as a lubricant was a bad idea. Her snatch looks as bad as my dick”.

8. Spud

   08 July, 2006, 9:13 am

   Got Wood?

9. abbi

   08 July, 2006, 9:21 am

   EAT MY WEINER DICKWAD!!!!! :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: 😈

10. Harvey

    08 July, 2006, 10:12 am

    Really, it’s OK, i’m not contagious.

11. evilmister

    08 July, 2006, 10:30 am

    Heh heh heh heh … someone wanna smoke my sausage 😈

12. Colin

    08 July, 2006, 10:45 am

    When circumcisions go bad…

13. Pappy

    08 July, 2006, 11:12 am

    $17,000 for a pacifier? What is this world coming to??? :wtf:

14. mikeme

    08 July, 2006, 11:52 am

    The weiner the world awaited!!! :wang:

15. Da Popster

    08 July, 2006, 11:58 am

    An alternative to circumcision not worth considering ………. or even thinking about.
    :wtf: :limp: OUCH !!!!

16. Jen

    08 July, 2006, 2:38 pm

    At least it’s big!! :wtf: :wang:

17. H. R. Gerrard

    08 July, 2006, 4:06 pm

    “Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner…”

18. Craig

    08 July, 2006, 4:30 pm

    You gotta be carefull where you stick your weiner these days!

19. Flash Gordon

    08 July, 2006, 5:58 pm

    Let’s play “hide the Wienie”, quickly. Gives new meaning to “rub the bacon.”
    :kiss: :thong: 😈 :wang:

20. Flash Gordon

    08 July, 2006, 6:01 pm

    Gives new meaning to “rub the bacon”.

    :kiss: :thong: 😈 :wang:

21. Flash Gordon

    08 July, 2006, 6:01 pm

    OOps. 🙄 :wtf:

22. fierycajunmamawho

    08 July, 2006, 11:16 pm

    “Sorry, cher. I tol’ you I was hot tonight. Just didn’t know it was that hot!” 😈
    :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

23. Meagan

    09 July, 2006, 1:55 am

    A toy mansion? I can just imagine some spoiled brat saying, “I said I wanted a real mansion for my birthday, father! I demand emancipation!”

24. Walter Bresnahan

    09 July, 2006, 4:39 am

    Hey Dave, Believe it or not I made this goofy hot dog cooker as a joke some ten years ago. Now the damn thing is all over the internet ….. go figure.

25. Aubrey W

    09 July, 2006, 3:42 pm

    Sometimes that hot steamy nihgt leaves you with more than you bargined for!!! ❓

26. Penguin Pete

    09 July, 2006, 10:31 pm

    “Thank you genie! And for my fourth and final wish, I’d like longer arms so I can still masturbate…genie? GENIE! Where did you go?”

27. Sean Peters

    10 July, 2006, 9:33 am

    My, what a large and impressive sausage you have!

    Sean

28. misty

    10 July, 2006, 2:44 pm

    wow i’d say . hum u said u wasn’t cheating. u lieing bastard!!!!!!!! :limp: :limp: :limp: :wang: :limp:ow i bet u wish u would not have picked that {perfect girl}can’t judge a book by its cover hu?

29. Chicky

    10 July, 2006, 5:47 pm

    OUCH! :limp:

30. Cherish

    10 July, 2006, 7:40 pm

    Wow… I’d ask him how much his vacation in Hong Kong cost, but I wouldn’t want to bring up such a sore topic.

31. Drusky

    10 July, 2006, 9:05 pm

    Next time he’ll get some lube before he smokes the sausage…

32. NuggetMaven

    10 July, 2006, 11:15 pm

    Alright! Who invited my dad over to their house to be the grill master? Only my dad’s weinies look like that :wang:

33. Kebab

    11 July, 2006, 8:18 am

    “I once caught a fish THIS big!”

34. Julie

    11 July, 2006, 9:23 pm

    Ah, next time I’ll use SPF 30 – (James’ quote)

35. Brad K.

    11 July, 2006, 11:41 pm

    Ooo!! Skewered the Pooch again!

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