Caption time #11

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1. 

   22 July, 2004

   Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

   It may sound absurd:but don’t be naive
   Even Heroes have the right to bleed
   I may be disturbed:but won’t you conceed
   Even Heroes have the right to dream
   It’s not easy to be me
   /Five For Fighting
2. 

   22 July, 2004

   Spud

   Superman’s other suit.
3. 

   22 July, 2004

   ReV.JeLLYBaBY

   Help I’ve gone blind! CANT SEE PICTURE! Help, Help!

   Is that a donkey I see before me? OMG it has long ears. How queer. I don’t understand the logic, but suddenly I must buy them all!

   Seriously though, I would cross breed my donkey with a cat, rather than another “boring” donkey, thus creating my own mighty beast.

   The DONCAT!

   Just imagine coming home from work to find your very own DONKAT waiting for you in the tree outside your house. A few seconds later it would be there on the sink waiting for a bowl of cat food nestled on a bed of hay. Like spaghetti bolognaise, but with straw and cat food instead.

   Wouldn’t that be just grand?

   Anyways, while I sit here dreaming of my very own pet DONCAT I’ll leave you guys and gals with something almost as good.

   One of my world famous jokes…….

   “Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?”

   “He lays awake all night……wondering if there really is a Dog.”

   P.s I wonder if a DONKADOG would be easier to housetrain?

   
4. 

   22 July, 2004

   Frisko

   Is this another nifty neighbor of yours Dave? If so, this one might cause need to worry or move in my humble oponion.

   Frisko
5. 

   22 July, 2004

   fictionman

   Well, I guess we know how he’s voting come November…
6. 

   22 July, 2004

   Spud

   “Big Ears once again found himself alone and friendless standing in the closet, he wanted to cry but thought the better of it, instead sighed and resigned himself to to humiliation of the other students…”
7. 

   22 July, 2004

   Mandy

   Is that John Kerry’s mascot? Why the long face?
8. 

   22 July, 2004

   ReV.JeLLYBaBY

   The audition for “A Midsummer Nights Dream” didn’t go as planned.

   How come I always have to play Bottom? moaned donkeyboy.

   
9. 

   22 July, 2004

   Cheap Date

   Just another jackass in a suit!!
10. 

    22 July, 2004

    Lisa

    It’s a bird
    It’s a plane
    It’s SUPER ASS!
11. 

    22 July, 2004

    wookiee

    Eeyore had made a name for himself in the business world, but at what cost? He could never again go back to the Hundred Acre Wood he helped turn into a strip mall.
12. 

    22 July, 2004

    ReV.JeLLYBaBY

    How he still longed to feel Piglets warm embrace again or the tender touch of Christopher Robin on a hot summers day.

    Eeyore knew he had done so much wrong, but in his heart he thought maybe…just maybe, there was still hope.

    “Should I call them?” he mused as a large wet tear trickled down his greying cheek.

    But as his Swiss bank account grew daily.

    So did their hatred towards him.
13. 

    22 July, 2004

    Natalie

    I always used to like Eeyore. Now he just scares me.
14. 

    22 July, 2004

    Esther

    What an ass.
15. 

    22 July, 2004

    Nikki

    You are what you eat.
16. 

    22 July, 2004

    tj

    don’t you people know a MULE when you see one? sheesh … all these ass jokes when it’s clearly a mule.
17. 

    22 July, 2004

    Cheap Date

    well, TJ, just another MULE in a suit wouldn’t be as humorous, would it?!?!

    😀
18. 

    22 July, 2004

    rust

    Uhhhh… Pinocchio meets Superduperman?
19. 

    22 July, 2004

    Frances the Cockatoo

    Nikki wins.
20. 

    22 July, 2004

    Ilsa

    He should have known better than to take the army up on it’s offer of free plastic surgery.
21. 

    22 July, 2004

    TinaMarie

    Holy shit, Dave! How did you get a picture of my boss?
22. 

    23 July, 2004

    angie

    I told you to wear the Don Quixhote costume!
23. 

    23 July, 2004

    Karan

    Winner: 1942 Lost Mascot Award
24. 

    23 July, 2004

    Steppenwolf

    The ‘brayns’ of the company was a distant relative of the Elephant Man.
25. 

    23 July, 2004

    Cherish

    Ass Hats.
26. 

    23 July, 2004

    Mandy

    Dave, don’t tease us with a picture of a nice ass.
27. 

    23 July, 2004

    Blake

    And I’m not wearing any pants either, baby.