FOUR YEAR OLD: “You know what would be so cool, Daddy?”
ME: “What?”
FOUR YEAR OLD: “If instead of a beard, you could grow a tree on your face.”
THREE YEAR OLD: “That would not be good.”
ME: “No?”
THREE YEAR OLD: “It would be amazing.”
Call me Treebeard
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