Bad Cartoon Week, 2 of 7

1. ummm

   03 October, 2006, 1:00 am

   This is actually quite funny.

2. Lung the Younger

   03 October, 2006, 3:24 am

   A neutron walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He downs it in one and asks the barman how much he owes.

   An the barman says….wait for it…..

   ‘For you Sir, no charge’

3. Marcus

   03 October, 2006, 4:03 am

   [Comment ID #77875 will be quoted here]

   Can’t top that one and I love bad jokes. Your comment is worse than the cartoon. Didn’t think anyone could do worse. :wtf:

4. Nikki

   03 October, 2006, 5:01 am

   Geek humor rules. :kiss:

5. bhamm

   03 October, 2006, 7:44 am

   Some of my favorite physics one-liners:

   “This message was written entirely with recycled electrons.”
   “Gravity is a downer… Plasma is another matter.”

6. Anna

   03 October, 2006, 8:36 am

   People, we Dutch are known for wearing wooden shoes. How can you expect me to say anything useful/insightful?

7. Spud

   03 October, 2006, 9:02 am

   Q: Why is electricity so dangerous?
   A: It doesn’t conduct itself.

   tish bada bing.

   :geek:

8. Zilla the Younger

   03 October, 2006, 9:25 am

   These jokes are rather elementary, don’t you think?

9. Unforgiven

   03 October, 2006, 10:18 am

   LOTD: A viagra ring? I just had an Underdog flashback:
   The secret compartment in my ring I fill with my Underdog super energy pill. 🙄

10. Saucy Panty Blog

    03 October, 2006, 1:28 pm

    I must admit, after a long and often very hard day it did make me smile… More of a University style joke over here in wet and windy England…

11. Corinne

    03 October, 2006, 1:32 pm

    Bad Cartoon? No way.
    That is comedic genius.
    I laughed my *ss off.
    Seriously.

12. Lace Valentine

    03 October, 2006, 1:33 pm

    What is Beethoven’s atoms doing?

    Decomposing.

    Haha! I crack myself up…

    ❓

13. Brad K.

    03 October, 2006, 2:03 pm

    Hmm. Perhaps the ion on the left is the sister of the atom’s father. That would make them Atom and the Aunt. Maybe they could sing something.

14. junkman

    03 October, 2006, 3:19 pm

    all these jokes are giving me atomic ache.

    Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?
    A: They get Bohr’ed.

15. MrDoug

    03 October, 2006, 4:06 pm

    I don’t want to be negative here but I am pretty positive that was a funny cartoon.

    Oh the soda can labels are great for sitting in traffic on those long drives home when only a cold one will do.

16. Spud

    03 October, 2006, 5:29 pm

    SUBATOMIC PARTICLE STORE

    The subatomic particle store had a sale last week.

    Electrons: $0.10
    Protons : $0.10
    Neutrons : free of charge

17. Penguin Pete

    03 October, 2006, 6:00 pm

    Where’s the right atom’s other line?

    “Suddenly I find you attractive.”

18. liza

    03 October, 2006, 9:22 pm

    haha!!! 😀
    thats a knee-slapper!! :geek:

19. Lung the Younger

    04 October, 2006, 3:50 am

    It’s true the cartoon is positively berylliant.

20. Meagan

    04 October, 2006, 9:13 am

    Yay, physics… I can so make a joke out of this. 🙄

    Please don’t make jokes smarter than I am.

21. Tara

    04 October, 2006, 5:25 pm

    You just made water come out my nose. I (((((heart))))) the ‘Zilla! 😆

22. Drusky

    04 October, 2006, 9:31 pm

    Rather shocking humor but I get a charge out of it…

23. Wayne

    05 October, 2006, 1:08 pm

    well that joke just about gave me a :wang:

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