Airplane Safety Tips #2

1. mikeB

   06 November, 2006, 6:07 am

   I’m convinced the manchild in panels 2 and 3:
   1. Has no neck
   2. Has no friends
   3. Fancies himself a ladies man
   4. Is wearing his mother’s underwear
   5. Scares the bejeezus out of me

2. Spud

   06 November, 2006, 6:11 am

   I think the red head who never has a hair out of place, even after surviving a plane crash, submergence in water and enough stress to kill a brown dog should be drug tested.

   Plus, what’s with the sly grin she has, what does she know that I don’t, has she just peed in the water or what?

   :geek:

3. Ms Puppet Launcher

   06 November, 2006, 6:32 am

   #4 is creepy. Like she’s trying to make the baby feed through her K-Marts dress. “It’ll be good for lil Bubba. Toughen him up.”

4. Nikki

   06 November, 2006, 8:08 am

   I love how they make you stow your laptop under the seat during takeoff and landing for safety precautions, but a person can hold her baby on his/her lap. If there’s a crash, let’s face it- the fate of both is the same.

5. cbatdux

   06 November, 2006, 8:10 am

   Gladys started breast-feeding Earl, Jr. through her clothing as soon as the first few baby teeth emerged….

6. Mitch

   06 November, 2006, 9:31 am

   [Comment ID #79594 will be quoted here]

   Like an Airbag on a Motorcycle. The only difference is the “Open Casket”
   (No, That’s not a joke. Available on the 2007 Gold Wing)

7. sledge

   06 November, 2006, 9:45 am

   Great ideas.Great meditation? WTF here come the sharks!

8. Bjorn Freeh

   06 November, 2006, 10:19 am

   In my world, that Mongolian is on’y 5′ 32″. Pffft, I say. Pffft.

9. Da Popster

   06 November, 2006, 11:01 am

   What happened to: Bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye? :wtf

10. Da Popster

    06 November, 2006, 11:03 am

    Ahhhh, the original post makes much more sense……….

11. Sher

    06 November, 2006, 1:45 pm

    Damn cartoon planes! They never work right.

12. Diesel

    06 November, 2006, 1:52 pm

    That kid is having a good idea because the ice-water has shrunken his scrotum to the size of a raisin and the blood is fleeing to his brain for warmth.

13. Meagan

    06 November, 2006, 5:56 pm

    With or without the floatable seat cushion, the red head should be kicking her legs in order to stay upright. She looks like she’s trying to take a crap.

    And I believe that baby is copping a feel of mommy’s boobie.

14. liza

    06 November, 2006, 6:54 pm

    why is everyone in the emergency instructions always so calm?
    if i was on a plane that was giong to crash i would be like
    “HOLY FUCK!!! OMG!!!!! WHERE ARE THOSE GODDAMN LIFEJACKETS?!?!?!?!”
    :wtf:

15. pablo

    06 November, 2006, 7:30 pm

    It looks like child propaganda that plane crashes are fun. You can be smarter, more attractive, get more breast and be more boyant with every crash!

16. Driver

    06 November, 2006, 8:37 pm

    How many crotch straps does it take to keep a life jacket on a three year old , if he’s saved he will never have his own children…hmm , saved , no children of his own , its a win win situation . 😛

17. Tara

    06 November, 2006, 10:48 pm

    Here I was thinking that you were tall, Dave. You got nothing on them, kid.

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