A Brief History of Garnishes

1. Fai Sheng

   06 July, 2006, 1:15 am

   The “portions” are getting smaller. They will fit into the huggable urns too 8)

2. Tina Marie

   06 July, 2006, 1:26 am

   But I don’t want to hug Daddy’s ashes. :puke:

3. Meagan

   06 July, 2006, 2:20 am

   Actually, I think hugging a loved one’s ashes is a lot less disturbing (and gross) than hugging a loved one’s stuffed corpse. :puke: :puke:

4. Meagan

   06 July, 2006, 2:22 am

   And about the garnishes, I believe a sprig of parsley is a model’s entire diet.

5. Ace

   06 July, 2006, 3:24 am

   Ah, parsley. I use it to give my mac ‘n’ cheese a little pizazz whenever I want to distract myself from the shadow of depression that lurks over me wherever I go. The ashes of my uncle Horace, a lumber jack who did a little bare knuckle boxing for fun, that now reside in a fluffy teddy bear bring no me no consolation, but parsley… it fixes everything. Yey parsley!

6. abbi

   06 July, 2006, 3:29 am

   all of those look disgusting and that hugable ashes thing is kinda creeping me out :wtf: but then again i might just be a picky person whooo Mr Green

7. Esther

   06 July, 2006, 3:58 am

   You just had to bring up fried chicken, didn’tcha?

8. Lung the Younger

   06 July, 2006, 4:05 am

   Yeah, parsley’s fine from time to time.
   But only if it’s transparent foam of parsley transversed by a crochet of plum tomato essence and served on a plate the size of a satellite dish.

   http://augieland.blogs.com/augie_land/2006/05/el_bulli_444_im.html

9. JFLY

   06 July, 2006, 4:09 am

   Now you can really knock the stuffing out of Grandpa!

10. AbbaGav

    06 July, 2006, 7:18 am

    Ha, cool stuff. I’ve actually been holding back on a garnish-post for a few months, but now that you’ve broken the ice, I might go ahead and put it up. Thanks.

11. Alex

    06 July, 2006, 7:21 am

    My favorite garnish is gravy!

12. Zeke

    06 July, 2006, 7:32 am

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    but they still have to take out the toothbrush…..gag…
    :puke:

13. Zeke

    06 July, 2006, 7:33 am

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    sry quoted the wrong one…

14. Zeke

    06 July, 2006, 7:33 am

    fuck.

15. Zeke

    06 July, 2006, 7:34 am

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    there we go.

16. cbatdux

    06 July, 2006, 8:14 am

    zeke been smoking the parsley mahn….

17. Spud

    06 July, 2006, 8:53 am

    I’ll have the lot with a side order of bucket.

    :geek:

18. elimae

    06 July, 2006, 10:05 am

    fried chicken mashed potatos and seas of brown gravy and a dainty sprig of parsley and dandelion leaf sitting jauntily askew to the biscuit. and when you die from the coronary we’ll put you in a teddy bear. yikes

19. junkman

    06 July, 2006, 10:11 am

    there are alot more things i would like to stuff up a lemons ass. i don’t see no goddam urns and my teddy smells like fried chicken.

20. Zinta

    06 July, 2006, 11:17 am

    I hate garnishes.. waste of space on the plate.

    Hey.. the huggable Urn.. they should make a Teddy Ruxtpen version with the dead persons voice… you walk into a room and he says.. Have you hugged your (hame of dead relative) tonight? LOL.

21. TheFaramir

    06 July, 2006, 11:34 am

    Happy National Fried Chicken Day!

    Fried chicken has got to be my absolute favorite food! Mmm, trans fat!

    I figure every time I eat at KFC, I take a year off of my life. I’m gonna see if I can go there today. I think I’m down to 34 now….

22. Da Popster

    06 July, 2006, 2:29 pm

    Garnishes? Hell, can’t eat it, doesn’t taste good, why waste space on a plate ?
    :wtf:

23. Nikki

    06 July, 2006, 3:04 pm

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    *shudder*

24. MrDoug

    06 July, 2006, 3:34 pm

    Remember the Teddy Bear in AI? With that really creepy mellow voice, now THAT is what you need!

    And who does not want to cuddle up with the ashes of the there only sibling at night who died a tragic death after a long battle with a horrible disease? You can almost hear the conversation…”Mom the stuffing is coming out of my teddy bear…” Oh don’t worry about it it’s just your dead sister…”

    Tip of the day, be sure to pluck your chicken BEFORE you throw it in the deep fryer!

25. mikeme

    06 July, 2006, 3:56 pm

    Women still like the ol’ cucumber!!!!! :wang:

26. astroknut

    06 July, 2006, 4:17 pm

    My favorite garnish is a womans thighs 😈 :thong: 😛

27. Rachel

    06 July, 2006, 4:59 pm

    I love Fried Chicken but i couldnt put my dead grandma in teddy bear thats just creepy! ❓

28. Driver

    06 July, 2006, 5:20 pm

    Main course – two pound Black Angus Ribeye steak bloody , one pound garlic butter shrimp ,- – Garnish – one pound baked potato smotherd in butter , sour cream , chives , bacon & chedder cheese ! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

29. Beaner

    06 July, 2006, 5:32 pm

    Ok, in the 1950’s picture, what is the gelatin -like – O -shaped stuff? It seriously looks liked garnished cat vomit to me! :dead:

30. Driver

    06 July, 2006, 5:40 pm

    That 2000 garnish aint no garnish its a rasberry , blueberry , strawberry mini pie desert … I’ll take four please .

31. Luarie

    06 July, 2006, 5:48 pm

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    😳 lmao oh my

32. Chicky

    06 July, 2006, 7:07 pm

    Garnish is EVIL!!!
    Evil.. I tell you!
    Run…run for your lives!!!!!!!
    And Ferran Adria has a screw loose! 🙁

33. Flash Gordon

    06 July, 2006, 9:18 pm

    Southern favorite: filet of Possum garnished with a few sprigs of dogfennel
    and slathered in chicken fat. Yum! :puke: :puke: 😛 🙄 😕

34. Lace Valentine

    06 July, 2006, 11:22 pm

    I like the Garnish piece, Dave,. It only needs a little, ummm, embellishment.

    🙂

35. Drusky

    07 July, 2006, 12:38 am

    Mom walking into room:”Look at this mess! What happened here?”
    Kids: “It’s o.k., mommie! We were just having a pillow fight with daddy…” 😈

36. Meagan

    07 July, 2006, 2:14 am

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    Huh?

37. Davezilla

    07 July, 2006, 7:52 am

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    :wtf:

38. astroknut

    07 July, 2006, 9:24 am

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    Thats just wrong! :wtf: 😈

39. Master Solace

    14 July, 2006, 3:52 am

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    or one that when you hugged it, a little plastic or wax likeness of the person talking pop out of the top………….maybe that could be a bit too much……

40. Master Solace

    14 July, 2006, 3:53 am

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    HELLS YEAH

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