Your ass is mine.

1. Ace

   09 May, 2006, 12:31 am

   Shouldn’t it be “your neck is mine”?
   Since his mom says he’s to young to start killing, the bleeding cupcakes will have to do.
   Mmm… bleeding cupcake

2. Ace

   09 May, 2006, 12:46 am

   I had sock once. Yep, the toes and heel were gray, it was a right sock (or was it a left?) and the heel was starting to wear thin, it was on the brink of getting a hole. But on one unsuspecting day I washed my sock with all his little buddies just like any other day. As I was bundling up the pairs of sock I notice I hadn’t seen the sock. “It’ll turn up” I thought. It should have shown up when I was finished but alas, it didn’t. It was lost, LOST! The infernal dryer strikes again! Poor little sock, it never got a chance to get a hole… it never got a hole.

3. |nSan|ty

   09 May, 2006, 1:09 am

   Love the cowlick on the kids forehead, kinda makes him look more like the original vampire movie guys. As for the cupcakes… some had a lil TOO much time on there twisted lil mind to think that one up. 8)

4. Master Solace

   09 May, 2006, 2:45 am

   “Dick Cheney: the early years”

   Oops, this wasn’t “caption time”……I’m sorry

   Then again, it does look a little more like Donald Rumsfeld: the Early Years!…………..oh well, they both are blood suckers…they ARE Republicans…..aren’t they all bloodsuckers…..

   hadn’t bashed the Republicans for a while, I feel MUCH better now…………… 😈 😈 😈

5. Anna

   09 May, 2006, 2:48 am

   Were are his lips?

6. Lung the Younger

   09 May, 2006, 3:29 am

   Yes, actually now that you mention it, I think Daddy did use depleted uranium ammo during the first Gulf War.

7. Coleman

   09 May, 2006, 4:27 am

   Hey look its my cousin doing his best impression of a Knee-Biter. Such a cute little boy that Billy.

8. JFLY

   09 May, 2006, 6:31 am

   Vampires suck 😈

9. cbatdux

   09 May, 2006, 7:10 am

   Ketchup should be considered a controlled substance for children. It is a gateway to hard liquids, like blood.

10. Bob

    09 May, 2006, 7:46 am

    Do not panic. Its just Butch Patrick’s kid going out for the new Munsters movie

11. bhamm

    09 May, 2006, 7:58 am

    – “Mommy, what’s a vampire?”
    “Shut up and drink your soup before it clots.”

    – I told him that if he kept making that face, it would get stuck that way!

    – Son-of-son-of-son-of-son-of Dracula… Part II

    – Mrs. Johnson learned to NEVER again say “Wear whatever you want today.”

12. tenderflower

    09 May, 2006, 8:44 am

    Louis LeStat, the early years.

13. Bjorn Freeh

    09 May, 2006, 8:46 am

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    Bloodsuckers?

14. Amanda B.

    09 May, 2006, 9:02 am

    Vampire kid = 👿
    Cupcakes = :puke:

15. Jeffro

    09 May, 2006, 10:01 am

    Love the cupcakes! When I was a youngster, my mom made a cake shaped like a lamb for Easter. It was beautiful with fluffy white icing &and M&M eyes. She didn’t tell us it had cherry filling and the first cut was across the neck. My three year old sister cried for an hour.

16. Amber

    09 May, 2006, 11:20 am

    Jeffro
    Click this balloon to quote this comment in your reply | May 09, 2006 | 10:01 am

    Love the cupcakes! When I was a youngster, my mom made a cake shaped like a lamb for Easter. It was beautiful with fluffy white icing &and M&M eyes. She didn’t tell us it had cherry filling and the first cut was across the neck. My three year old sister cried for an hour.

    Leave a comment that is disturbing and absolutely hiliarouis at the same time….i cannot WAIT for next Easter :twisted:[Comment ID #48972 will be quoted here]

17. Meagan

    09 May, 2006, 11:36 am

    You know how some kids are afraid to go to the dentist? Well, with this kid it’s the other way around.

    Those cupcakes look delicious! Just imagine if there were other tasty treats made to look like body parts… Lady Fingers severed at the knuckles and an Exploding Gut chocolate cake. Mmmmmm!!! 😈

18. Esther

    09 May, 2006, 11:36 am

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    That’s the best story I’ve heard all morning. Hilarious!

19. Merth

    09 May, 2006, 1:18 pm

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    I agree. Good stuff. 8)

20. scamper95

    09 May, 2006, 2:18 pm

    [Comment ID #48972 will be quoted here] You had a sick mother. Your little sis was scared for life I’ll bet.

21. Chicky

    09 May, 2006, 5:21 pm

    The kid looks like Leonardo DiCaprio during the “Growing Pains” years….

22. Cara

    09 May, 2006, 5:28 pm

    All I can say is that I hope the parents sleep with a crusifix and holy water

23. cbatdux

    09 May, 2006, 5:39 pm

    I vant to drink your Coke….

24. Duker

    09 May, 2006, 6:03 pm

    A vampire who like’s ass??…….What would he suck??!…………..Dave, you sick fuck!!! ❓ :puke:

25. Spud

    09 May, 2006, 6:16 pm

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    Oh yes indeed, this comment rates very high, too bloody funny… 😀

26. liza

    09 May, 2006, 6:40 pm

    ok, i read the ingredients 4 the cupcakes and the 1st thing u need is 20 glass marbles or balls of tinfoil, why does that worry me?

27. Alyana

    09 May, 2006, 6:51 pm

    [Comment ID #49054 will be quoted here] ROTFL, that was a good one!

28. Alayana

    09 May, 2006, 6:52 pm

    oops my name has been spelled wrong for a while.

29. Alayana

    09 May, 2006, 6:52 pm

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    hehehehehe
    😈

30. Alayna

    09 May, 2006, 6:54 pm

    omg i havev trouble spelling my own name and i want become an auther! I am worse than mr. blood jr.

31. Alayna

    09 May, 2006, 6:55 pm

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32. Peaches

    09 May, 2006, 9:40 pm

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    She wasn’t sick……….I can relate to her. I used to make bunny cakes for my kids………the filling would have been a nice touch. But I guess its good I didn’t…..they never forgave me for the green eggs on St. Patricks day. They really would have disowned me for a bleeding bunny!

33. Flash Gordon

    09 May, 2006, 10:03 pm

    The kid’s a republican and a Mexican. 😕 :geek: 🙄

34. Paige

    09 May, 2006, 10:10 pm

    Eddie Munster lives!!!! 👿

35. Drusky

    09 May, 2006, 10:11 pm

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    Kinda puts a new spin on two ‘Ding-Dongs’ and a ‘Twinkie’… 😈

    ‘this kid’s a pain in the neck! He’s going to drive me batty…” 🙄
    or…
    “Thankfully, the parents of the Future Senator Edwards had a H.M.O. that covered dental…” 😆

36. Ace

    09 May, 2006, 11:30 pm

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    Now that’s good parenting!

37. Master Solace

    11 May, 2006, 6:17 am

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    oh yeah, I think you are right there, my mistake…. 😈

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