Caption Time #109

1. Derek

   30 April, 2006, 12:20 am

   VC guard: MAU! MAU! DIDI MAU!

2. JFLY

   30 April, 2006, 12:54 am

   HEY! Where’s the frosty cream filling? 😛

3. TheFaramir

   30 April, 2006, 12:57 am

   Twinkies make good substitutes for ball gags.

4. dennis

   30 April, 2006, 2:07 am

   mmmm……. it’s a magic twinkie …… now make a wish.

5. Driver

   30 April, 2006, 2:39 am

   [1] How sweeeet maching blind folds . [ SNL church lady ]
   [2] I dont think BALL’s would be enough to gag this chick !
   [3] I think he’s hopeing for some cream filling .
   [4] Dave can we see the pics. from 30 minutes later ?

   :wtf: :wtf:

6. Spud

   30 April, 2006, 3:01 am

   Um, fetish photos perhaps should go to mamma jane’s site…

   😛

7. Driver

   30 April, 2006, 3:42 am

   [Comment ID #46988 will be quoted here]

   Spud I’m not sure this is about a fetish , but I bet later the blind folds become spooge towels .

   And Dave where is [ THAT GUY or GAL ]… in the photos your not showing us ?

8. Spud

   30 April, 2006, 3:47 am

   It always starts with a twinkie, just a simple little twinkie…

   🙄

9. Timmmy

   30 April, 2006, 3:50 am

   Is that a twinkie or are you just glad to meet me?
   (drum roll, please.)

10. larfus

    30 April, 2006, 6:58 am

    Driver :”And Dave where is [ THAT GUY or GAL ]… in the photos your not showing us ?”

    That guy is referring to the person who always ruins a picture from out of the blue. 😐

11. larfus

    30 April, 2006, 7:00 am

    The real suprise is when he takes the blinfold off to only find out its his long lost sister.

12. Craig

    30 April, 2006, 8:06 am

    They need to take those blind folds of next time BEFORE they get dressed, ’cause the camo and the christmas sweater ain’t workin’ :puke:

13. Paige

    30 April, 2006, 10:19 am

    Isnt that a deleted scene from “9 1/2 Weeks”??? and regarding the link-it looks like that bit David letterman used to do “But what about that guy????” Is it May 5 yet?? Im ready for No Pants Day(AKA Cinco de Mayo) Have a lovely day everyone!!!! 😆

14. Marcus

    30 April, 2006, 10:46 am

    “Is this your penis? Maybe it’s a Twinkie. Oh my .. there is cream inside.. this doesn’t taste like you.” Mary Jane thinks to herself. (Daughter of Mommy Jane aka Mother of Buffalo Bill)

    Smithappens… hmmm… the photos seem to be dedicated to all who make life more entertaining. Basically, people who make asses of themselves.

15. Marcus

    30 April, 2006, 10:59 am

    Uh oh! It’s national honesty day. Ok here it goes.
    I like to dress up in a leather tutu, dance around my room, play Slim Whitman, and throw rose petals while singing “I am a little tea pot.”

16. Driver

    30 April, 2006, 1:37 pm

    Larfus : ” that guy is referring to the person who always ruins a picture from out of the blue .

    I know but use your imagination man , this is about humer .
    Anyway I was drunk and it sound’ed funny to me . 😀

17. JFLY

    30 April, 2006, 1:55 pm

    [Comment ID #47013 will be quoted here]

    Too much information, Marcus! 😀

18. scamper95

    30 April, 2006, 3:00 pm

    Suck baby suck, is it sweet or salty, and you get one more sample.

19. Bjorn Freeh

    30 April, 2006, 4:37 pm

    The new Iraqi Hostage Pez dispensers are selling fast. Get one at a 7-Eleven near you!

20. larfus

    30 April, 2006, 5:17 pm

    “I know but use your imagination man , this is about humer .” hmm now if it was about a humer now that would be interesting. 😈

21. Driver

    30 April, 2006, 6:07 pm

    OK OK humor
    I need another beer .

22. Meagan

    30 April, 2006, 6:20 pm

    Jon’s wife suspected he was cheating on her, but had no proof until she saw this picture. Pissed off, she waved the photo in front of his face and screamed, “What are you doing with this twinkie?!”

23. LovlyBrown1

    30 April, 2006, 6:22 pm

    Its a redneck sleepover. Their version of spin the bottle – guess how long the pineapple has been in the fridge! :dead:

24. Jen (yep, me too)

    30 April, 2006, 7:26 pm

    Ok, did anyone else notice that the middle woman in picture 22 had oddly shaped :boob: :boob:? Just throwing that out there. I don’t have anything for the other pic. I’m sad. I know. 🙂

25. Mandy

    30 April, 2006, 8:35 pm

    “How girls learn oral” :wang:

26. Marcus

    30 April, 2006, 8:52 pm

    [Comment ID #47042 will be quoted here]

    Yippee!! I knew it would get your attention.

27. Marcus

    30 April, 2006, 8:56 pm

    [Comment ID #47117 will be quoted here]

    I thought the preferred food was banana. Am I wrong? Mayb she is trying to match her partner’s actual size.

    😆 😀 😆 😀 😆 😀

28. Spud

    30 April, 2006, 10:26 pm

    [Comment ID #47114 will be quoted here]
    Could it not be that one of her boobs is getting pushed around by the “other” woman?

    :geek:

29. Tara

    30 April, 2006, 11:33 pm

    Too many subs and no Master!! Kind of like having to many indians and no chief.

30. Colin

    30 April, 2006, 11:49 pm

    Okay, the man and the woman can always use the Twinkie Defense… but what’s the Twinkie’s excuse?

31. nessa

    01 May, 2006, 6:36 am

    [Comment ID #47106 will be quoted here]

    im sure somewhere they actually make those 😕

32. Mitch

    01 May, 2006, 4:43 pm

    Who was the Poor, Poor bastard who had to photograph this Dolly Madison Moment?

33. Drusky

    01 May, 2006, 10:16 pm

    How many episodes of Jerry Springer started out just like that?
    “Well, Me and Livorna was just sitten around the trailer one day. We had us a buzz on pretty good since it was 11 A.M. already and the Nascar race was rained out.
    Well mom found us some neckerchiffs and a old Twinkie onder the sofa and one thing led to another and here we are on the show…”

    Besides, knowing what’s in a Twinkie AND just what the shelf life really is, isn’t it just better off wearing a blindfold when eating one? 😈

34. Master Solace

    02 May, 2006, 6:55 pm

    [Comment ID #47125 will be quoted here]

    Did somebody say no Master……. 😈

    Well the Master is Here……. 😛

35. Chicky

    04 May, 2006, 10:10 pm

    WTF?
    Too much time…. not enough sense! :puke:

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