Caption Time #100

1. JFLY

   23 February, 2006, 1:03 am

   Bunch of pecker-heads 😛

2. tinamarie

   23 February, 2006, 1:30 am

   All your base are belong to us!

3. Spud

   23 February, 2006, 1:52 am

   and a 1 step, kick, step, 2 kick, turn

   it’s all I got…

   :dead:

4. Anna

   23 February, 2006, 3:02 am

   Tadadadadadadada tadadadadadadada Baaaaaatmaaaan!!

5. Lung the Younger

   23 February, 2006, 3:25 am

   Aww! How cute. It’s a seventh grade pageant play version of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’.

6. Fran

   23 February, 2006, 4:33 am

   The Broadway revival of “Bye Bye Blackbird” closed after opening night. All was not lost, however, when Judge Judy bought many of the costumes.

7. Nikki

   23 February, 2006, 6:34 am

   Furries: the Early Years. Just say no, kids.

8. mitch

   23 February, 2006, 6:38 am

   Casey knew that she had made a terrible mistake spiking the kool-aid…she just didn’t know how terrible.

9. Alex

   23 February, 2006, 6:59 am

   [Comment ID #24972 will be quoted here] or the stage version of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds.

   👿

10. Craig

    23 February, 2006, 7:43 am

    Nice socks, batman.

11. cbatdux

    23 February, 2006, 8:06 am

    This is the reason Stephen King grew up the way he did.

12. cbatdux

    23 February, 2006, 8:08 am

    “Bling it on, Riddler!” Batman screams, emboldened by the appearance of the batgirls.

13. cbatdux

    23 February, 2006, 8:09 am

    By the way, isn’t Detroit a zoo?

14. bhamm

    23 February, 2006, 8:11 am

    Due to budget constraints, this was the REAL series finale of Birds of Prey (if anyone remembers that show…)

    or

    The one on the left is thinking, “Great, I forgot my mask. Now I feel stupid.”

15. laceylegacey

    23 February, 2006, 8:42 am

    [Comment ID #25077 will be quoted here]

    The only thing I could think of was already taken…I guess the aliens are taking all of my funny thoughts again.
    :wtf:

16. laceylegacey

    23 February, 2006, 8:43 am

    The only thing they need to complete the ensembl is their own personalized bling generator :geek:

17. Peaches

    23 February, 2006, 9:37 am

    No commet yet…….but I did find a joke for Mitch.

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a
    robot bartender.

    The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then
    asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

    The man replies “150” and the robot proceeds to make
    conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
    spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness,
    string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is
    really cool.” He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the
    bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

    Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
    “What’s your
    IQ?”

    The man responds, “about a 100.” Immediately the robot
    starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,
    super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women’s breasts.
    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
    one more test.

    He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your
    IQ?”
    The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.” And the robot asks
    real slowly…
    “So …… ya gonna … vote for … Bush again?”

18. slave julie

    23 February, 2006, 10:19 am

    Reason #5,968 that children grow up to kill their parents….”Honey show Aunt Marge that new number you learned!”

19. Detroit Dave

    23 February, 2006, 10:22 am

    Edgar Allan Poe’s very worst nightmare.

20. tres

    23 February, 2006, 10:34 am

    somebody , please choke the chicken

21. mitch smith

    23 February, 2006, 10:59 am

    [Comment ID #25084 will be quoted here]
    Thanks Peaches, I love it. Keep up the good fight.

22. Master Solace

    23 February, 2006, 12:10 pm

    [Comment ID #25077 will be quoted here]

    Defintely Stephen King, but I think Wes Craven Falls in there somewhere, too….doesn’t he??

23. Master Solace

    23 February, 2006, 12:15 pm

    But I wanna know something, why does the one in the middle resemble Alfred E. Neuman from MAD Magazine…just curious!!!

24. Paul

    23 February, 2006, 12:16 pm

    Abu Ghraib the musical. ❓

25. logan

    23 February, 2006, 12:53 pm

    [Comment ID #25081 will be quoted here]

    dont you hate it when the aliens take the funny ones man it sucks to be from roswell New Mexico and i’m one of the white people 😈 ❓

26. MattLat

    23 February, 2006, 1:13 pm

    The Abu Ghraib prison scandal has become a school play! yay!

27. Ron

    23 February, 2006, 1:44 pm

    Dick Cheaneys hunting thophy room- “I bagged these 3 last Halloween” :wtf:

28. JFLY

    23 February, 2006, 2:03 pm

    The reason Edgar Allen Poe smoked opium 😛

29. cbatdux

    23 February, 2006, 2:08 pm

    [Comment ID #25081 will be quoted here]

    I’m an ALIEN???

30. Steph

    23 February, 2006, 2:15 pm

    I bow to Peaches. You brightened my day.

31. Duke

    23 February, 2006, 2:42 pm

    The picture reminds me of a joke:

    A drunk sees a nun walking down the street. He looks narrowly at her for a few seconds and then charges, knocking her to the ground. He then kicks her a few times and looks a little confused. After a pause, he gets a satisfied look on his face and cackles “You aint as bad as you claim to be, batman!”

32. tenderflower

    23 February, 2006, 2:44 pm

    Good one Paul.

33. Patrick

    23 February, 2006, 2:53 pm

    re: 28- I don’t think it’s the reason Poe smoke opium but it might represent what happened when he did.
    Thus quoth the Raven “Neverwhore”. And he was talking to the little lady on the right who thought it would be okay to show JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH LEG for 5th grade music recital. Where’s the vice principal with his ruler to measure skirt length when you really need the perverted bastard?

34. Meka

    23 February, 2006, 2:54 pm

    [Comment ID #25094 will be quoted here]

    Great minds think alike! As I scrolled down looking I thought I’d be typing “This is in bad taste but…”

    LOL, thanks!

35. laceylegacey

    23 February, 2006, 3:15 pm

    [Comment ID #25110 will be quoted here]

    Apparently you are… Just admit it , the truth will set you free!!

36. laceylegacey

    23 February, 2006, 3:15 pm

    [Comment ID #25110 will be quoted here]

    Apparently you are… Just admit it , the truth will set you free!!

37. tinamarie

    23 February, 2006, 4:07 pm

    Master Solace and slave julie? Did I just enter the BDSM chat room accidentally? Okay, okay…I can handle this. Here goes: Get on your knees and beg me…not to laugh at you. 😕

38. Bjorn Freeh

    23 February, 2006, 4:23 pm

    Here we have the last remaining exhibit at the Detroit Zoo.

39. Nina

    23 February, 2006, 4:32 pm

    Dog biscuit appreciation day? Does that mean we must bow down to all dog biscuits today? 😀

40. Howie

    23 February, 2006, 4:36 pm

    [Comment ID #25113 will be quoted here]
    Which reminds me of a joke: Two nuns are walking down the street. They come upon a drunk sprawled out on the sidewalk. They walk around either side of him. The drunk looked up and said, “How did she do that?”

41. poisonwisky

    23 February, 2006, 5:13 pm

    in a fit of revenge the maskless girl keenly short-sheeted the costume of the one thought guilty of the crime. 👿

42. Paige

    23 February, 2006, 6:40 pm

    I shouldnt have taken the brown acid!!!!!!! :dead:

43. Jim S

    23 February, 2006, 7:15 pm

    What happens in the judge’s chambers at the supreme court…

44. cbatdux

    23 February, 2006, 8:31 pm

    One more (from you favorite alien…)

    A picture from “Take your daughters to work day” at “YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS” strip club just before the big finale (where generic beer is always just $4 a can!).

45. sassy ass

    23 February, 2006, 10:08 pm

    oh… :boob:

46. justjim

    23 February, 2006, 10:09 pm

    we’re all just goin’ to da boids

47. Zinta

    24 February, 2006, 1:47 pm

    “Momma.. why is my costume shorter than the other kids?”.. “Because dear the only thing you got going for you is your legs and you gotta get that A in acting some how.”

48. bill

    05 March, 2006, 5:53 pm

    bird flu 2052

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