Nice title

1. Minnie

   24 January, 2006, 1:23 am

   What were they thinking?!

   How did this cover get approved? 😮

   “Smart Products every mom needs” has suddenly taken a different meaning altogether.

2. JFLY

   24 January, 2006, 1:34 am

   Thanks for reminding me to renew my subscription, Dave!

   I love how the “Feed A Picker Eater” sticker dots the “i”…….but honey or whipped cream should make it tempting enough. :wang:

3. Esther

   24 January, 2006, 1:51 am

   “Protect Your Child From Scary Germs.”

   Indeed. :wtf:

4. Dark_N_Evil

   24 January, 2006, 1:53 am

   ok do you think they are trying to say somthing here????
   if you add this.. :wang:.. with this… :undies:… you get this :limp:

5. Dark_N_Evil

   24 January, 2006, 1:55 am

   mmmmm Penis….the thought thats running through that poor childs head

6. Daniel

   24 January, 2006, 1:55 am

   Dave, I’m speechless. I don’t know how they did it. They turned Parents Magazine into PENIS……the porno for single mothers. Maybe that’s why she’s smile so big. :wang:

7. Dark_N_Evil

   24 January, 2006, 1:56 am

   true reason why the baby is laughing is again the thoughts running through his head* how you going to breast feed me mom, you aint got no :boob: :boob:!*

8. Spud

   24 January, 2006, 2:26 am

   Ha! good for a laugh in the lunch room, but I wonder whether the layout person is still working there?

   :wtf:

9. Anna

   24 January, 2006, 3:12 am

   “Clip-and-save Babyproofing Guide” ??? How do you proofe babies?

10. mitch

    24 January, 2006, 6:16 am

    Wait until our next issue: Cocks Digest.

11. marcus

    24 January, 2006, 6:27 am

    Ok, I didn’t spew my coffee, but Pringles went everywhere. Ok, I guess that’s pretty gross, but after all it’s a magazine about parenting and I guess a penis is involved. 😆 :wtf:

    I am blind and deaf because I watched the video. Oh, God. Save us from Satan. :wtf: :wtf:

12. Nikki

    24 January, 2006, 6:51 am

    Babyproofing: All the latest birth control options inside…

13. cbatdux

    24 January, 2006, 7:55 am

    (Baby to Mother) Mama, what is that large rubber thing shoved up your butt? Is that one of the 54 things you bought at that store??? What is that noise you are making?/?

14. Craig

    24 January, 2006, 8:37 am

    Tim Mcgraw will not be happy to see Faith Hill on the cover of PENIS magazine! :wtf:

15. Patrick

    24 January, 2006, 9:02 am

    Doesn’t that imply they only feature male babies in their magazine? If it was little girl’s only wouldn’t they have to call it “Pudenda”?

    Craig, I think it looks more like Jenna Elfman, but that’s just me. He’s a little bit country, I’m a little bit rock ‘n roll!

16. HE HE ME

    24 January, 2006, 10:24 am

    Must try to find that issue, It will become famous now thanks to you dave!
    Is your child ready to :Have his penis displayed in a magazine? :wang:

17. Bjorn Freeh

    24 January, 2006, 10:35 am

    Found on the backseat of the pizza guy’s car… :wtf:

18. betty

    24 January, 2006, 12:11 pm

    LMAO@ JBORN FREECH !!!! 😆

19. jeffro

    24 January, 2006, 12:35 pm

    Clipping and saving seems to be the ultimate way to babyproof. :limp:
    The Bobbit method of birth control

20. cbatdux

    24 January, 2006, 12:44 pm

    I once saw the same thing with “Camping Illustrated” where the “mping Illu” was blocked out by a pup tent….sounded painful…. :limp:

21. cbatdux

    24 January, 2006, 12:45 pm

    Can’t imagine what the pacifier looks like…. :wang:

22. prtyprincess7104

    24 January, 2006, 12:56 pm

    Now we know why it’s the #1 family magazine…

23. MandyLocke

    24 January, 2006, 1:13 pm

    it’s what’s for dinner! :wang:

24. Bjorn Freeh

    24 January, 2006, 1:27 pm

    Ooga-ooga-ooga caca. Ooga-ooga-ooga caca.

    It makes sense that anybody who can get 40 guys in tuxedos to do a moving circle-jerk on video would be popular in France.

    Ooga-ooga-ooga caca. Ooga-ooga-ooga caca.

25. MrDoug

    24 January, 2006, 2:33 pm

    As if the title was not enough the caption “Is your baby ready to….” Looks like the kid is about to get laid by mom, and look at that package on that guy!

26. name (required)

    24 January, 2006, 2:54 pm

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/parents.asp

27. Beaner

    24 January, 2006, 2:56 pm

    K, not quite gettin the whole penis thing (just looks like an arm to me), but I am concerned about the well-being of this mother. She looks as if she has been decapitated below the waist! I’ve heard that when not wearing your seatbelt properly this kind of thing can happen. :oops:She should read the article on the “safest family car”, although at this point il’ not sure it’ll help her any. :wtf:

28. Nikki

    24 January, 2006, 3:16 pm

    I just noticed the truncated baby head speared by the letter i.

29. nessa

    24 January, 2006, 4:02 pm

    ❗ just when i let my subscription expire they make it more interesting….

30. xavier

    24 January, 2006, 4:58 pm

    stupid

31. Beaner

    24 January, 2006, 5:19 pm

    NO kiddin on the pic of the baby’s head! I will definately be getting my monsters er…babies vaccinated against whatever those germs are! Probably something from overseas 🙄

32. Da Popster

    24 January, 2006, 5:35 pm

    Duhhhhhhhh, who the hell proof reads stuff like that, Alfred E. Neuman ?

33. MattLat

    24 January, 2006, 8:19 pm

    the link of the day only confirms my previous suspicions:

    1) David Hasslehoff is all that is man
    2) Germans love him

    .

34. April

    24 January, 2006, 9:26 pm

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    lol, I thought it was a faux cover when I saw all that white space.

35. cbatdux

    24 January, 2006, 9:58 pm

    Damn – I actually used to like that song. He killed it for me. Ooga Ooga…

36. Bjorn Freeh

    24 January, 2006, 10:18 pm

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    C’mon, April. How do you know that Snopes isn’t just a big urban legend? I mean, really, who guards the guards?

    😛

37. Kami

    25 January, 2006, 2:49 am

    Yep. I’m pretty sure that’s what caused the demise of David Hasselhoff’s marriage. 😛

38. |nsan|ty

    25 January, 2006, 9:01 pm

    Sorry, I was stuck on the dot for the ‘i’ stating *feed a picky eater* on the word penis…. whipped cream topped male body part flash backs…. 🙄

39. Kalee

    26 January, 2006, 8:18 pm

    i can see it now, ur in sex ed and ur teacher hands u this, “Now class look @ the cover and tell me what it means” “Thats rite :wang: plus :thong: equals a lil baby” 😳

40. nick

    28 January, 2006, 7:03 pm

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    who signed on this

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