Caption Time #65

1. rust

   16 August, 2005, 1:10 am

   ROCK AND ROLL! Thank you AKRON! you people ROCK!

   The next song we’re gonna play, we made over TWO MILLION copies, some of which sold, others were stolen… It’s called “MY TOWN ROCKS!” — it was written by Stu our drummer.

   And it goes like this….

2. zeek

   16 August, 2005, 3:28 am

   dayam thats a hugh bitch!

3. Anna

   16 August, 2005, 5:02 am

   My colleague said: “Tra lalalala give me your money … tra lalalala give me your money”.

   I said: “Beat itttttt, beat it, no one wants to be defeated!!!”

4. sel

   16 August, 2005, 5:44 am

   Lordy, where’s that woman’s neck?

5. Spud

   16 August, 2005, 7:52 am

   Well itsa one for the money
   Two fora da show
   Three to getta ready
   Go cat go
   but don’t you
   step on my pink lady

   thank you
   thank you verry much

6. larfus

   16 August, 2005, 8:04 am

   “Fat bottom girls make the world go around”

7. Steve

   16 August, 2005, 8:15 am

   Hit me baby one more time!

8. MIKE

   16 August, 2005, 9:46 am

   This song, Written by my Brother goes like this, Roll her in flour, wait about an hour, Hunt for the bisquit la,la,la,

9. chuckywoodson

   16 August, 2005, 10:06 am

   “I wanna make sweet love you you Pink topped and blue bottomed woman, but it seems you have already meade love to 24 Snicker bars this afternoon. “

10. Mike

    16 August, 2005, 10:19 am

    I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can deny. When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.

11. r

    16 August, 2005, 11:12 am

    This is my song!
    Please try to sing along!
    I’m cooler than king kong!
    Other words ending in ong!

12. wayne

    16 August, 2005, 11:24 am

    :roll:has anyone seen my tye dye?

13. mikeB

    16 August, 2005, 11:50 am

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
    That’s what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
    You know what I mean

    My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
    Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ’em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    :thong::thong::thong:

14. mikeB

    16 August, 2005, 11:53 am

    (and congrats on Chevy. Looks nice!)

15. Pedal Princess

    16 August, 2005, 12:02 pm

    I drove my Chevy.com to the levy.

16. rumba

    16 August, 2005, 12:04 pm

    Um, that’s “big bottom girl’s make the rocking world go round” the rest of the world goes around on love. Or is it chocolate?

17. Katie

    16 August, 2005, 12:17 pm

    Ooooh, I like to ride through the park with no pants on
    like to ride through the park with no pants on
    I like to ride through the park with not pants ooooon…skeedy-otin-deedly-otin-deeee!

    say no to :boxers:

18. Anonymous

    16 August, 2005, 12:41 pm

    :wang::limp::undies::panties:

19. MIKE

    16 August, 2005, 12:55 pm

    Which park, Katie? :wang:

20. dk

    16 August, 2005, 1:34 pm

    Now everybody turn around…face the other way, Oooh yeah, yeah…:roll:

21. DAve

    16 August, 2005, 1:53 pm

    Thank-you, thank-you!
    The chevy site validates perfectly and is xhtml strict for added geekery. [tear forms in eye /]

22. turbance

    16 August, 2005, 3:14 pm

    😕 Dude! Where’s my Chevy??

23. coop

    16 August, 2005, 3:30 pm

    Hooya. I’m Michael Stapp.
    :crickets:
    You know, of Creed? I’m strande–er, TOURING here in South Florida and I’m looking for a pretty girl to help me write my next hit song!

    I was thinking ‘Cocaine Makes Me So Horny’ would be a good title….?

    Anyone…?

    http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/2990262.html

24. Mikel

    16 August, 2005, 3:35 pm

    give me what you got for a pok chop, my name is jimmie and wont stop!

25. john

    16 August, 2005, 3:37 pm

    To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right….lady in the BACK, you’re going the WRONG WAY, BITCH!

26. Keith Burgin

    16 August, 2005, 4:19 pm

    If I didn’t have sores on my donger…
    I’d fuck one of you bitches in the butt…
    And if my pole was a little longer…
    I’d do that big fat slut…

27. Da Ferg

    16 August, 2005, 4:23 pm

    “I left my heart in San Francisco. Spare change for bus fare?

28. David O

    16 August, 2005, 5:05 pm

    Hey Dave,
    Just re. Chevrolet.com. I would swap the Equinox with a larger SUV, for appearances sake. As a Canadian, I think the Equinox is a nifty vehicle–built in Ontario, if memory serves, but it is a crossover, and might not be manly/macho/intimidating enough to serve as the front door to an SUV page. Good looking page though!

29. jeffro

    16 August, 2005, 7:01 pm

    check out my sexy calves, ladies!!!!

30. Davezilla

    16 August, 2005, 7:30 pm

    DAve: That’s just how we roll. :geek:

    David O.: We usually don’t get to make that call. Chevy does. 😐

31. JFLY

    16 August, 2005, 8:29 pm

    “Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round…” Queen 😆

32. Nikki

    16 August, 2005, 8:50 pm

    mikeB! huzzah

33. rust

    16 August, 2005, 9:16 pm

    This is the theme to Davezilla.com,
    The theme to Davezilla.com.
    Dave called me up and asked if I would write his theme song.
    I’m almost halfway finished,
    How do you like it so far,
    How do you like the theme to Davezilla.com.

    This is the theme to Davezilla.com,
    The opening theme to Davezilla.com.
    This is the music that you hear as you watch the blogroll.
    We’re almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
    Then we’ll read “Clean Humor and Filthy Comments”.

34. mstrymn

    16 August, 2005, 10:17 pm

    I’m as lonely as hell and i wanna fine bitch
    the girl in pink with short, scratch my itch

35. tinamarie

    16 August, 2005, 11:15 pm

    Gee. Fat people are so funny. Ha ha ha. You guys have me rolling in the aisles, I tell you.

    I hope your ass never gets big, for your sake.

    Sorry, but I end up with a severe humor deficit when the best comment that half of you can come up with is to make fun of her fat. Congrats to those of you who came up with lyrics, real or made up. You get props.

36. Dante

    17 August, 2005, 1:38 am

    That’s me in 20 years!

37. Spud

    17 August, 2005, 8:11 am

    yo dave, mozilla is breaking up the site.

    :dead:

38. Cha Cha

    17 August, 2005, 1:23 pm

    Oh no! They say she’s got to go! go Go Godzilla!!!:wtf:

39. Bones

    17 August, 2005, 3:03 pm

    “If your hippy and ya know it clap your hands!”

40. mikeB

    17 August, 2005, 5:12 pm

    Hi Nik! 😀

41. jindun

    17 August, 2005, 7:28 pm

    oh, you guys are hurting fat people’s feelings.ha, ha

42. Keith Burgin

    17 August, 2005, 11:13 pm

    hey tinamarie – I happen to be fat, and I’m one of the people who made a fat joke. I think I’m allowed, hon.

43. tinamarie

    18 August, 2005, 12:12 am

    Actually Keith, your comment was pretty damn funny. However, “Dayum, that’s a huge bitch!” just doesn’t send me into paroxyms of laughter. Hell, it didn’t even make me smile.

    Chalk it up to PMS or NES (not enough sex.) I just wasn’t laughing much last night.

44. mikeB

    18 August, 2005, 11:42 am

    That’s a quote (actually about a tall woman, not a fat one) from Deuce Bigalow.

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