Caption Time #289

Caption Time #289


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17 responses to “Caption Time #289”

  1. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Hello, room service? This is room 504 again and I’m afraid that you might not have fully understood my English when I ordered the cocktails.

    What I ordered was and Irish Coffee (ground Columbian), a Pink Lady, a Hot Toddy and a B-52 shooter and all on the tab. What I’ve got here is an Irish Hound, a hot Columbian Lady, a toddler and a pink AK-47 and all in the tub.

  2. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Pinkly Pathetic!

  3. StevieC Avatar

    Let me guess – Texas again.

  4. Mandy Avatar

    [quote comment=”635052″]Hello, room service? This is room 504 again and I’m afraid that you might not have fully understood my English when I ordered the cocktails.

    What I ordered was and Irish Coffee (ground Columbian), a Pink Lady, a Hot Toddy and a B-52 shooter and all on the tab. What I’ve got here is an Irish Hound, a hot Columbian Lady, a toddler and a pink AK-47 and all in the tub.[/quote]
    omg brilliant, lung!!! lol!

  5. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    no wonder the little fucker is scratching his head while staring at daddy toilet feet.

  6. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Soooo much wrong in that photo. Is this a “circle the wagons and hold off the barbarians” scenario? Let’s pull the plug, empty the gene pool and let’s give it another try ….. :puke: P.S. Hope this isn’t a right wing advert for the 2nd Amendment.

  7. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    wolfhound…..is thatncrazy lady going to shoot me or the kid?
    kid…..she’s going to kill the dog isn’t she?
    AK47 going to work now

  8. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    The Russians are coming?

  9. tina beans Avatar
    tina beans

    Hello, zombie attack, duh! lol 😎

  10. Davezilla Avatar

    I’m still trying to decide if that’s a dog or not. Looks an awful lot like a giant possum or the Squonk.

  11. freckleface Avatar
    freckleface

    You are wanting buy my latest Mary Kay AK47 no? Or I be blowing your balls off! Have it nice day. Leave wodka bottle on table on way out. Da! 8)

  12. zinta Avatar
    zinta

    That is a pink Ruger 10/22 NOT a AK47

  13. Nuilogad Avatar
    Nuilogad

    the dogs eyes are saying “shoot me, please!”

  14. Craigaroonie Avatar
    Craigaroonie

    And here’s the bathroom.
    The lighting leaves a bit to be desired but the accessories are to die for. One way or the other.

  15. Cobe Avatar
    Cobe

    That Dingo ate my baby.

  16. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    [quote comment=”635071″]I’m still trying to decide if that’s a dog or not. Looks an awful lot like a giant possum or the Squonk.[/quote]
    i had to go and look up squonk. lmao i do believe that to be, as yet, an unbagged squonk. good spotting!

  17. Astryd Avatar

    And the word for today is:
    Squonk! AAAaaaa

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