Death of Pooh, Part I

1. Davezilla

   05 June, 2005, 12:10 am

   [ Apologies for the large file size. ]

2. Dante

   05 June, 2005, 12:30 am

   I always envisioned Pooh’s death involving a blender, Tigger, and a whole lot of Tequila.

3. Mandy

   05 June, 2005, 1:08 am

   Pooh needs a hug.

   And a casket.

4. Spud

   05 June, 2005, 1:45 am

   I am sitting here with tears streaming down my face, I have been shocked, no, stunned would be a better discription by this news.

   Pooh is dead?

   They killed Pooh??

   Those Bastards!

   I may never recover my inner balance…

   🙁

5. Spud

   05 June, 2005, 1:46 am

   On the other hand…

   I *heart* it!

   you sick mutha!

   😈

6. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   05 June, 2005, 2:24 am

   Not to worry, y’all …

   … if Pooh is as old as he is, he’s kinda like Superman.

   Even when you think he’s dead once and for all, somehow, he keeps coming back to life, and you just. can’t. seem. to. get. rid of the bastard!

   Not unlike Lassie, and not unlike any of the other so-called cutsey-wootsey little characters in kid culture.

   I dread the day that Barney comes back. (It’s bad enough that Michael Jackson is still hording the news.)

   🙄

   /bitterness

7. L

   05 June, 2005, 9:25 am

   Note the ‘part I’. Is there a ‘Death of Pooh’ sequel coming?

8. kismet

   05 June, 2005, 9:39 am

   I wonder how many kids are gonna be scarred by this when it comes up on a Google search. 😈

   I’m also curious about any hate mail you get from this.

9. rust

   05 June, 2005, 11:43 am

   Winnie the Pooh doesn’t know what to do
   Got some honey bees stuck in his lungs
   I found him there lying dead in the park
   and no one knows how to help or revive
   So I left him and went to ask the owl (if he’s there)
   How to empty bees from the lungs of a bear…

   So help me if you can, I’ve to get
   Pooh out of danger if I can!
   You’d be surprised how much can be done!
   Count all the bees in the hive!
   Chase all the flies from his eyes!
   Back to the days of the Grim Reaper and Pooh!Back to the ways of the Grim Reaper and Pooh!
   Back to the demise of Pooh!

   Apologies to Kenny Loggins

10. Lung the Younger

    05 June, 2005, 11:49 am

    Death of Pooh – Part II. Easy to illustrate, just replace the bees with flies.

11. Mandy

    05 June, 2005, 11:55 am

    Bravo, rust! :kiss:

12. DK

    05 June, 2005, 5:56 pm

    Dave,
    You just may burn for this one… LOL:lol:

13. GrumpySimon

    05 June, 2005, 8:36 pm

    Any Red Dwarf fans here?

    Lister: Hang on. These guys aren’t Nazis — they’re all wearing different period costumes. There’s one looks like Al Capone, there’s another like Mussolini, Richard III, Napoleon. Smeg, it’s like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place. Oh my God, there’s James Last! I recognize him from
    Rimmer’s record collection.

    Cat: What are they doing?.

    Lister: Well, just lining up in … in some kind of firing squad. Woah Woah! Hang on, hang on. Someone’s being brought out, they’re tying him to a stake. It’s Winnie the Pooh.

    Cat: What?

    Lister: Winnie the Pooh, I swear! He’s refusing the blindfold.

    Cat: They’re tying Winnie the Pooh to a stake?
    Sound FX of gun shots.

    Lister: That’s something no one should ever have to see.

14. ariel

    05 June, 2005, 8:51 pm

    dear grumpy simon, i would have to say that one visual of the nicest, stupidest little bear like character dying is enough
    you bastard!

15. TinaMarie

    06 June, 2005, 12:15 am

    Dave, the Pooh’s looking a little bloody.

    I’ve always heard that bloody pooh is cause to see a proctologist immediately. ❗

    Have fun! 😈

16. GrumpySimon

    06 June, 2005, 12:30 am

    Dear Ariel,

    My pleasure

    –Simon

17. Spud

    06 June, 2005, 7:54 am

    Oh c’mon already daveidge! give with Part 11

    The Pooh Resurrection

    😀

18. CJ

    06 June, 2005, 8:36 am

    Mmmmmm, Honey covered bear.

19. Merth

    06 June, 2005, 9:27 am

    As Comic Book Guy would say, “Best… Death… EVER!”

20. Davezilla

    06 June, 2005, 9:42 am

    Fear not, Spud. Tomorrow is Part II. :twisted::sad:

21. Fran

    06 June, 2005, 10:18 am

    I knew the pursuit of honey could be dangerous but I never imagined it would kill Pooh.

22. Minnie

    06 June, 2005, 11:49 am

    Three days later, Pooh rose from the dead and decided to stay away the wine.

    Then, he found the beer.

23. Minnie

    06 June, 2005, 11:52 am

    err… wine was supposed to read honey. 😳

    Oops. I am not drunk on honey wine honey!

24. Kirk

    06 June, 2005, 12:00 pm

    Pooh died! Pooh-p! 🙁

25. Pink

    06 June, 2005, 12:51 pm

    “Oh bother”, said Pooh one last time.

26. craig

    06 June, 2005, 2:00 pm

    Now I want to see piglet on a rotisserie over a nice, open flame. I can just hear the crackling sound of liquid fat bubbling forth out of his crisp skin.

    Damn, still an hour until lunch, too. 🙁

27. Esther

    06 June, 2005, 2:54 pm

    I say, damn, that was f*cking highlarious!:twisted:

28. rust

    06 June, 2005, 4:38 pm

    Yes, that damned owl should be STUFFED on a perch, and EEYORE taken before the courts and sentenced to hard time for life. Actually, I think he would like it, he’s always checking his posterior.
    And TIGGER, that little bouncing menace should be taken apart at the seams and have his insides replaced with lead shot. Then we’ll see if he can bounce… grrrrrrr…

29. M&M

    06 June, 2005, 9:52 pm

    Too traumatised to be witty, but a wonderful site to share…..

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