Caption Time #204

1. StevieC

   31 October, 2007, 8:01 am

   Lisa Marie celebrates Elvis Day with her new boytoy, Benny Lava

2. junkman

   31 October, 2007, 8:02 am

   donny and marie. the early days.

3. Lung the Younger

   31 October, 2007, 8:28 am

   French Baywatch?

4. Nicolette

   31 October, 2007, 9:04 am

   (cue music “Stayin Alive” by the BeeGees)
   “You like my skirt? Yeah beyotch! I got a matching man bag too!” :wtf:

5. patrick

   31 October, 2007, 9:14 am

   We are aliens from the planet Zoltron. On Zoltron, when we do sex reassignment surgery we don’t do it top to bottom like you silly Earthlings. We do it left to right!
   That guy looks like he fell on a cheese shredder sideways. And they both look like they need to be bitchslapped, repeatedly with much intensity and enthusiasm.

6. Amber

   31 October, 2007, 9:21 am

   You know, I’m honestly not sure who’s prettier in this photo.

7. Myra

   31 October, 2007, 9:39 am

   If that guy’s “skirt” gets any lower he’ll be arrested for indecent exposure. Though any guy who dresses like that might not have anything to expose! :puke:

8. Meagan

   31 October, 2007, 9:47 am

   A guy in a skirt?! Hey, whatever floats your boat… :wtf:

9. StevieC

   31 October, 2007, 9:50 am

   I like the handle on the fembot’s head. 😈 :wang:

10. Cynical Villain

    31 October, 2007, 10:21 am

    It’s Gaydar and his sidekick Lesberilla. Here to right wrongs…stop fashionistas and save the word for bad interior decorating nightmares. Evil Doers beware!

    /fanfare music playing/

11. julesOdeNile

    31 October, 2007, 10:31 am

    Super Heroins of the 21st century come with a sissy sidekick who doubles up as a boyband singer by night. can you say “westlife”?!?

    my twin siz and I are so close I wear everything she wears and her doll friends are my doll friends. today we are visiting the wonderful beach together and we will have such fun…..! (m0ments later, a pack of kids in all black and masks beat the crap out of the dude)

12. Pablo

    31 October, 2007, 10:36 am

    Extremely effeminate future guy: Hey Sailor! Where do you go to catch a Faerie around here?

    Hot but fashion challenged future girl: I’m so hot, I’m so bitchin’, I’m so cool

    Extremely effeminate future guy: Do we at least have enough time to get my dinghy wet?

    Hot but fashion challenged future girl: I’m so hot, I’m so bitchin’, I’m so cool

    Extremely effeminate future guy: I am getting so excited, can you tell?

    Hot but fashion challenged future girl: Put your 3rd leg away! And take that sneaker off of it! It’s only an expression!

13. Merth

    31 October, 2007, 10:47 am

    The man-skirt is a NIIIIIIiiiice touch. :limp:

14. Brad K.

    31 October, 2007, 10:52 am

    Freddie and Flossie, the revered younger Bobbsey Twins, were devastated. Vacationing with Nan and Bert at the delightful family summer home in Geneva, Switzerland, the former Fat Fairy and Fat Fireman had planned for months to compete in the local “Clydesdale” foot race.

    Their costumes mimicking horse harness, the leggings to imply the gorgeous feathers of the majestic Clydesdale draft horses – they believed they were ready. They had trained, they were excited, and focused. But they weren’t permitted to compete.

    The “D” division Clydesdale race rules required men to be 102 kg+ (225 lbs), women to be 77 kg+ (170 lbs). And for the most part, they had to be brighter than the dressed-up sheep they resembled.

15. Kristin

    31 October, 2007, 11:46 am

    I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

16. Flash Gordon

    31 October, 2007, 11:58 am

    Mr. and Ms. Senior Class at Elton John High, on
    their way to the Prom. Too sexy for their shirts.
    :limp: :limp: 😈 :wtf:

17. Astryd

    31 October, 2007, 12:00 pm

    I’d do him…her…um…aw, screw it, I’d do both of them… 😈

18. Chris S

    31 October, 2007, 1:25 pm

    Here we see the lead actors from the new Wonder Twins live action movie that is still in early stages of production. The part of their monkey companion Gleek has not yet been cast but rumors indicate Johnny Knoxville is a leading candidate.

19. Astryd

    31 October, 2007, 2:07 pm

    Happy Holloween Everybody!!
    This morning I’m a dark fairy (work appropriate attire)! I’ve posted those pics already. This evening I’ll be supergirl/woman? I’ll post those maybe tomorrow. I hope you all have fun and enjoy the hell out of it cuz I know I will!

20. Kristi

    31 October, 2007, 3:43 pm

    ABBA: The Next Generation

21. Spud

    31 October, 2007, 4:50 pm

    This is what happens when women are permitted to dress a man.

    :geek:

22. Flash Gordon

    31 October, 2007, 4:52 pm

    Two of AnnieB’s cousins. Would you introduce me to
    the allegedly female one? I’d like her to polish
    my knob.
    :wang: :wang: 😛 ❗ :thong:

23. G Keith Burgin

    31 October, 2007, 4:53 pm

    “I fell in love with these curtains, and just felt absolutely compelled to to make these tasty little outfits out of them.”

24. Salmon

    31 October, 2007, 5:29 pm

    have’nt you ever been to Scotland? haha

    my only interesting input I can think of for this is, the chinese character on the man’s clothes means ‘love’

25. Jay Laverdure

    31 October, 2007, 5:55 pm

    The gay lovers of Bararella & Flash Gordon or
    2 members of the cheerleading squad for The Justice League of America.

26. Jay Laverdure

    31 October, 2007, 5:55 pm

    The gay lovers of Bararella & Flash Gordon or
    2 members of the cheerleading squad for The Justice League of America.

27. AnnieB

    31 October, 2007, 6:44 pm

    Twittledee and Twittledumb. :limp:

    Flash – you can’t find a good maid there in Peachville? 😛

28. Flash Gordon

    31 October, 2007, 10:32 pm

    AnnieB-Sure I can, Hon, but their polishers are
    plumb worn out. :kiss: :kiss: :wang: :wang:

29. Bigwavdave

    31 October, 2007, 10:57 pm

    [Comment ID #210241 will be quoted here]

    That’s my girl!

30. Penguin Pete

    31 October, 2007, 11:35 pm

    “I give up. What are you?”

    “Time travelers from the year two thousand and f’in’ loser.”

31. tinamarie

    31 October, 2007, 11:52 pm

    Dude…he’s got man boobs. And a skirt. And an absolutely FAAAAAAABULLLOUS attitude to his walk. Work it baby!

32. julesOdeNile

    01 November, 2007, 3:05 am

    hey dave, is there something wrong with my link. i keep trying to quote other people but it comes up as an original “no quote attached” message. just looks funny. ❓

33. TimM

    01 November, 2007, 4:56 am

    Who ever they are, act nice to them and welcome them to our planet. Hopefully they come in Peace.

34. Chris S

    01 November, 2007, 6:41 am

    the one on the right either has a dangly nipple piercing or some seepage… :wtf:

35. Drusky

    01 November, 2007, 8:10 pm

    Mistress Darla shows off one of her better trained men by taking him for a walk ‘off-leash’… 😈

36. Astryd

    01 November, 2007, 10:41 pm

    Lovely Drusky, that’s the perfect caption. 😆

    On a totally different topic:
    I was channel surfing when I came across the program title The Most Smartest Supermodel…or something like that. Wasn’t interested but something kept bringing me back to it on the guide, then it hit me.
    Is the wording on that title incorrect or redundant to anyone else?
    With spanish as my first language I had to take English (and Spanish too, ironically) several times, and granted, not much stuck but from the few lessons that did I think this is wrong.

    Most Smartest=Most Most Smart? :wtf:

37. pookazilla

    02 November, 2007, 2:04 am

    [Comment ID #210315 will be quoted here]

    Not only is it redundant, it’s also an oxymoron

38. Driver

    02 November, 2007, 2:05 am

    His left tit looks like it got caught in some sort of suction device.

    Flash before she polishes your knob ya better make sure that horn on her head doesn’t flip forward so ya dont get stabbed in the abdomen.

    Mr. T
    I wonder why he’s not a guest judge on American idol? :wtf:

39. Meagan

    02 November, 2007, 11:38 am

    [Comment ID #210313 will be quoted here]

    That guy really loves the cheese grater! And wearing my thong. 😈

40. molisha

    06 November, 2007, 3:52 am

    [Comment ID #210233 will be quoted here]

    Hey Pablo with a capital “P”—–bend me over and do me backwards

41. TimM

    06 November, 2007, 6:21 am

    I thought it was my crappy monitor but the guy’s chest does look like maybe his left nipple piercing got infected.

42. Lady Wiley

    06 November, 2007, 8:10 pm

    “well at least we didn’t dress like idiots”

43. Mandy

    07 November, 2007, 12:20 am

    dave! were u and natalie out for a stroll? :kiss:

44. Pablo

    07 November, 2007, 12:19 am

    [Comment ID #210583 will be quoted here]

    Well AnnieB, looks like you have competition.

45. StevieC

    07 November, 2007, 5:36 am

    [Comment ID #210929 will be quoted here]

    Mandy, you wicked temptress; that is one hot avatar.

    Mind if I drool?

46. TimM

    08 November, 2007, 4:19 am

    [Comment ID #210940 will be quoted here]

    whoa! Mandy’s avatar threw me backwards in my wheelchair. My front wheels going “squeak, squeak, squeak” as they spin in mid-air. 🙂

47. AnnieB

    08 November, 2007, 9:05 am

    [Comment ID #210930 will be quoted here]

    Moi? Say it isn’t so! :kiss:

48. Drusky

    08 November, 2007, 8:51 pm

    [Comment ID #210929 will be quoted here]
    Wasn’t he past the ‘white’ thing? 😆

49. Davezilla

    08 November, 2007, 9:50 pm

    [Comment ID #211692 will be quoted here]

    Yes, I’m in my Blue Period now. 😛

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