Once on the lips, forever on the hips

1. crash

   15 July, 2007, 4:10 pm

   Auditioning for Ronald Mcdonald the Hamburgler or….
   Damn i lost my pants gambling again :dead:

2. People Guy

   15 July, 2007, 4:53 pm

   Cute Buns!

3. Tater Salad

   15 July, 2007, 5:31 pm

   it was eather buger buns or a wenner w/no bun
   or was it tacky taco shell
   dam i hate working

4. Mikeme

   15 July, 2007, 6:14 pm

   Ronald McDonald’s evil cheesey Ass twin! :wtf:

5. Bjorn Freeh

   15 July, 2007, 6:26 pm

   How many times a day do you s’pose this guy is told to hold the pickle?

6. sledge

   15 July, 2007, 7:57 pm

   he’s hired by Weight Watchers

7. Lake Effect

   15 July, 2007, 9:03 pm

   Gay Brucey had found a magic lamp on the beach. When the genie offered him one wish, he begged, “I’d like a huge piece of brown meat stuffed between my big ol’ boy-buns!”

8. Davezilla

   15 July, 2007, 9:48 pm

   (It’s actually a she)

9. Bjorn Freeh

   15 July, 2007, 10:53 pm

   [Comment ID #195598 will be quoted here]

   If you insist…

   How many times a day do you s’pose she’s told to hold the pickle?

10. Junie

    15 July, 2007, 11:13 pm

    When she says, “Bite my ass”, it doesn’t seem quite so offensive.

11. janet

    16 July, 2007, 12:36 am

    Looks like someone bit her butt cheese.

    And who’s going to comment about her secret sauce? Or secreting sauce?

12. janet

    16 July, 2007, 12:45 am

    You must see the Bees link! I could not stop laughing! Oh, the Beemanity is right! Does this paint an accurate picture of Floridians?

13. Spud

    16 July, 2007, 1:56 am

    Womens have the best buns.

14. crash

    16 July, 2007, 10:03 am

    A Woman Wow!!!!! I wanna lick the special sauce 😛 😛

15. Lung the Younger

    16 July, 2007, 11:37 am

    (Link of the Day)
    With their obvious expertise in handling a bunch of harmless bees, these guys should really be working in the Pentagon devising an effective strategy on how to spread peace and democracy throughout the middle east.

    On the other hand, maybe they already are…….

16. Bjorn Freeh

    16 July, 2007, 1:02 pm

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    Nope, they’re not. Eventually, these guys accomplished their mission.

    Maybe they’ll invade the Puppy Palace next and really flex their muscles.

17. James

    16 July, 2007, 3:04 pm

    More Bees –

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bees

    Lots of bees.

18. Meagan

    16 July, 2007, 5:23 pm

    With that kind of logic, that means my ass is chocolate. 😛

19. Meagan

    16 July, 2007, 5:27 pm

    One little bee? I don’t really care. A whole ball o’ bees? Break out the barbecue, we’re roasting up some stingers tonight! :wtf:

20. Maddog

    16 July, 2007, 5:32 pm

    :dead: See whatr eating fast-food does to the body? :dead:

21. Drusky

    16 July, 2007, 9:11 pm

    [Comment ID #195663 will be quoted here]
    Better remember to wrap your Wopper… :twisted:[Comment ID #195598 will be quoted here]

    Ahhh! A seafood burger… 😆

22. Drusky

    16 July, 2007, 9:17 pm

    One of several ways the link of the day could have been funnier:
    1) The bees all swarm the idiot and sting the living crap out of the guy.
    2) He manages to catch himself on fire.
    3) He manages to catch the house on fire.
    4) He manages to catch himself on fire, runs into the house and catches IT on fire too… 😀

23. Lung the Younger

    17 July, 2007, 7:30 am

    Megan:
    One summer back in my student years, I was working in a construction company renovating a big old country house. The beehive in the attic swarmed twice, causing a spectacular bee tornado in the courtyard below and eventually bunching into the same type of ball. Apparently the queen was kicking out a coupe of her rivals.

    Myself and the other laborers could walk through the swarm wearing just shorts and sneakers and nobody ever got stung. Our solution was to call a guy from the local village who owned an apiary. He came out free of charge, collected the bee-bunch into a cardboard box (wearing only gloves) and took them home to make honey.

    It’s not always necessary to lash out from fear. (speaking in general too)

24. mikeB

    17 July, 2007, 1:32 pm

    [Comment ID #195636 will be quoted here]

    Seconded!

25. Meagan

    17 July, 2007, 7:47 pm

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    Gotcha. I’ll just run away instead.

26. jewels-o-de-nile

    18 July, 2007, 11:48 am

    -y’all didn’t need that swingset much now didya?
    -acres and acres of sweet suculent buns!

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